G'nite arsebug
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Bjoring.
This really is a boring day. Nothing happens at work either. Just the random log email comes in that usually can be moved to another folder. Yawn.
I've already even cleaned my inbox of useless junk. Mebe I'll clean that hotmail of mine next.
I've already even cleaned my inbox of useless junk. Mebe I'll clean that hotmail of mine next.
Damn Americans delaying my GFs flight for 5h. It's just a bit of snow ffs.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Thar. Hotmail clensed. Nao what?Ultrafunkula wrote:
This really is a boring day. Nothing happens at work either. Just the random log email comes in that usually can be moved to another folder. Yawn.
I've already even cleaned my inbox of useless junk. Mebe I'll clean that hotmail of mine next.
fap
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
I'd rather not. Open space office.max wrote:
fap
Heh. Now that you mentioned it. Some server/network dude from India was once caught fapping in the toilet over here. He was so ashamed over it he got a transfer back home muy fast
Learn from his mistakes and do it better
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Goddamn "designer" jeans!
Sat down on the office chair and heard a nice long rrrrrip! Well whaddayaknow! My perfect ass tore a 15cm wide hole on the upper back side next to a seam. And I got these less than a year ago
Sat down on the office chair and heard a nice long rrrrrip! Well whaddayaknow! My perfect ass tore a 15cm wide hole on the upper back side next to a seam. And I got these less than a year ago
Perfect sounds a little anecdotal m8.
Naw man. A poofter once praised the shape of my ass. Apparently my ass looks perfect in jeans. So ya, if a queer eye says so, it is soThe A W S M F O X wrote:
Perfect sounds a little anecdotal m8.
hahaha how unfortunate
noice 
I'd post a pic, but the server probably couldn't take the load after all the women would find out that a picture of a perfect ass is posted here
yesUltrafunkula wrote:
I'd post a pic, but the server probably couldn't take the load after all the women would find out that a picture of a perfect ass is posted here
Snowmageddon claims another victim! DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!max wrote:
Damn Americans delaying my GFs flight for 5h. It's just a bit of snow ffs.
man today I was driving and I got shot by a black g---Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Man today I was driving and I accidentally hit a snow dri-
oh wait, I don't live in NYC
oh wait, I don't live in DC
Mornin
Mornin' arsebug. Sleep well?
Wait... you... sleep... and... up.. again?
wat
wat
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
lewlPoseidon wrote:
man today I was driving and I got shot by a black g---Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Man today I was driving and I accidentally hit a snow dri-
oh wait, I don't live in NYC
oh wait, I don't live in DC
yep nice and cozyUltrafunkula wrote:
Mornin' arsebug. Sleep well?
I was reading an article about Neanderthals at CNN website and LOL'd at the article's pic.
hey noobest go die