how about have a kid, and dont treat him like a dick
who says just cos your dad and his dad treated their kids like kids you have to?
who says just cos your dad and his dad treated their kids like kids you have to?
Poll
kids
| Nah | 31% | 31% - 20 | ||||
| A Boy | 54% | 54% - 35 | ||||
| A Girl | 14% | 14% - 9 | ||||
| Total: 64 | ||||||
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
- philip larkin
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
- philip larkin
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
at least they're straightDesertFox- wrote:
my cunt fucking kids!
2 or 3. As long as they're not all girls or all boys, I'm fine with whatever combination occurs.
i want a lawnmower, and a dishwasher!
[doesn't look like it will happen tho]
[doesn't look like it will happen tho]
I'm in no hurry. I figure I'd better sort my own shit out before I take on the challenge of a kid.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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One girl, one boy (ideally). Not before I'm at least 33-35. I want to enjoy my life for a bit.
I like pie.
You should have an unsure option. Because right now there's no way I'd have kids, mainly because I've been single for a few months but even so now is really not the time for me to father children. Maybe in another 5 years time, maybe never.
In saying this, my best mate just became a father last week with his gf of 7 years. Cute little boy he is too.
In saying this, my best mate just became a father last week with his gf of 7 years. Cute little boy he is too.
Last edited by Jaekus (2010-12-19 20:16:14)
I feel the same way as you.Dauntless wrote:
I'm only 21 but I can't wait to have kids and start a family, what about you? and what would you prefer to have? Personally i'd like to have a girl first, but obviously i'd be happy with a boy.
Although I'd like 3 to 5 kids, doesn't matter if they're male or female.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
you starting a cult or something?-Sh1fty- wrote:
I feel the same way as you.Dauntless wrote:
I'm only 21 but I can't wait to have kids and start a family, what about you? and what would you prefer to have? Personally i'd like to have a girl first, but obviously i'd be happy with a boy.
Although I'd like 3 to 5 kids, doesn't matter if they're male or female.
how will you stop after 5 without using condoms?
coitus interruptus?
coitus interruptus?
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Good wholesome family. Shifty envies the father.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
A lifetime of dedicated celibacyUzique wrote:
how will you stop after 5 without using condoms?
coitus interruptus?
What's with everyone wearing khaki? Rivers having a closing down sale or something?
christ almighty that mom must be loose.
like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!
like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!
or in your case, like throwing a hot dog down an airport runway
I'm sure they didn't mean to. Im sure I won't mean to as well, but I've learned from their mistakes.Adams_BJ wrote:
how about have a kid, and dont treat him like a dick
who says just cos your dad and his dad treated their kids like kids you have to?
pirana6 wrote:
christ almighty that mom must be loose.
like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
What's the bet half those kids grow up and rebel like no tomorrow.
damn my small penis...AussieReaper wrote:
or in your case, like throwing a hot dog down an airport runway
I guess reason #2 why I won't have kids
Dauntless wrote:
I'm only 21 but I can't wait to have kids and start a family, what about you? and what would you prefer to have? Personally i'd like to have a girl first, but obviously i'd be happy with a boy.
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously. ♥
But you can't have kids, you don't have a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate, are you going to keep it in a box?Dauntless wrote:
I'm only 21 but I can't wait to have kids
I want kids so I can finally take things up a notch. These dolls get kinda boring, and they don't fight back.
and the dont have any holes.mtb0minime wrote:
I want kids so I can finally take things up a notch. These dolls get kinda boring, and they don't fight back.