krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7058|Great Brown North

-Sh1fty- wrote:

How about, "Hey there, what time do you get off so my mommy can drop me off and we can have a drink"

So fucking lucky I get my permit test next week.
you invite an unknown girl to your church as a(possible?) first date/meeting, and you're worried about not having a drivers permit?

/facedesk

Last edited by krazed (2010-12-08 15:15:04)

Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6278|Vortex Ring State

krazed wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

How about, "Hey there, what time do you get off so my mommy can drop me off and we can have a drink"

So fucking lucky I get my permit test next week.
you invite an unknown girl to your church as a(possible?) first date/meeting, and you're worried about not having a drivers permit?

/facedesk
Fucking ride a bike or some shit like that, the manly way.

That's how I did it before I got my license
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
The invitation was for a church Christmas program or whatever, and I was saying that it sucks that I don't have my license so that I could go elsewhere without relying on my mother for transportation.

The invitation and license aren't related in any way.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6278|Vortex Ring State

-Sh1fty- wrote:

The invitation was for a church Christmas program or whatever, and I was saying that it sucks that I don't have my license so that I could go elsewhere without relying on my mother for transportation.

The invitation and license aren't related in any way.
I'm not saying it's related. I'm saying you should man up and ride a bike to wherever you want to meet said girl.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
I don't have any form of transportation other than my feet. I rely heavily on my mother to drive me around when I need to get some place. Living on the edge of town isn't convenient.

Actually I lied, I do have an old scooter and skateboard in the shed somewhere. Dang, I think I got that scooter for Christmas in 2000.

In Switzerland transportation was awesome, it was so much easier to get around without a car. + I had a bike.

I agree with you though Trotskygrad.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7035|Scotland

You have no public transport?
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
There's a bus from college to downtown, that's it.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6933

You sure you're that interested in her? You're shooting yourself down before she has the chance.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
I'm interested. You don't love somebody @ first sight...

I'm just hoping she shows up at the Christmas special. If she doesn't (She most likely won't) I'll see about starting up a conversation with her sometime and asking her out.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6938|The darkside of Denver
Shifty is she a Christian as well?
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
I have no clue.

I know tons of non-Christians who come to Christmas plays. It's just a holiday thing to do for some people.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|7088|Marathon, Florida Keys

CC-Marley wrote:

She's 17 but looks 19? That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read..................kids these days.
Well she does, what do you want me to say she looks older than she is?
https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5980|College Park, MD

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

CC-Marley wrote:

She's 17 but looks 19? That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read..................kids these days.
Well she does, what do you want me to say she looks older than she is?
i believe patton, hell my 14 year old sister has a friend who could easily pass for at least 16
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5864

the blind leading the blind
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
I just realized something. This Saturday I can either go to a dance or go to a party at another friend's house. I haven't really gotten to know her but that would be an opportunity to hang out with her. Teaching her to dance would be cool, or just having a party with friends.

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2010-12-08 22:03:36)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5980|College Park, MD

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I just realized something. This Saturday I can either go to a dance or go to a party at another friend's house. I haven't really gotten to know her but that would be an opportunity.
TAKE HER TO THE FRIEND'S HOUSE AND RAPE HER IN THE BASEMENT
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5980|College Park, MD

Macbeth wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I just realized something. This Saturday I can either go to a dance or go to a party at another friend's house. I haven't really gotten to know her but that would be an opportunity.
TAKE HER TO THE FRIEND'S HOUSE AND RAPE HER IN THE BASEMENT
Raping someone is one thing I don't think I could manage to do to another person. I don't have any qualms with shootings a woman or tossing her off a bridge, or setting her on fire but raping her just seems a little too far for me.

Strange right?
very
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
:blacKOut:
Shevchenkooooo
+42|6544|'Merica

:blacKOut: wrote:

:blacKOut: wrote:

lets say, hypothetically, your bestfriend called a girl you hooked up with really ugly and always made fun of you for it.  then two weeks later, he hooks up with her.  how would you respond?  THEN, lets say after that you have been fooling around with another girl for a little over a month, but you end up doing something that creates distance between you and the girl, your bestfriend comes in and talks to her and cuddles with her. how the fuck would you feel?  /endrant

love ranting to bf2s <3
UPDATE: My friend just got with that girl, maybe even did some other stuff, who I was fooling around with for a little over a month.  She sucked my dick so whatever.  I just called him out for everything...Fuck him and that whore.   Why am I so unlucky?

Still love ranting to bf2s <3
I just went to my "best friend's" apartment party that he invited me too and he didn't even fucking talk to me.  I put myself out there and told him how I felt about everything when I "called him out"  and he thinks a fucking text message and a facebook invite would make us become friends again?  What a fucking idiot.  And the whole night he was texting the whore who s'ed my d...and i didnt even tell him that part yet... can't wait to explain all those times she fucking fooled around with me. (how did i no he texted her? trust me i just do since he texted very little people when i hung around with him a lot).
I put the ball in his court and he fucking pussied out.  God Damn I hope him and that whore have a baby sometime in the near future.  What a fuckin fag boy. 
And to relate to this thread, screw that whore bitch cum guzzler fag of a girl and my "friend" who chases around my sloppy seconds.  He just made it harder for me because  i introduced him to that whore and her friends and he screwed me over and went "hoes before bros"and left me in the dark. fuck that fucking benedict arnold cock fag.  Fuck sluts and friends who completley fucking ignore you for a girl who sucked your dick. /end rant

Ranting to bf2s is nice.  i tried ranting to my roommate...but hes too drunk

EDIT: would you ever go for a girl who your best friend was fooling around with only two weeks ago?

Last edited by :blacKOut: (2010-12-09 00:07:37)

Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|7017|Toronto | Canada

So I have the girl on the left coming to visit me late night friday... y/n?

https://i.imgur.com/IoMYb.jpg

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Its not like your opinions matter anyway, its gonna be yes.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6752|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Nope, not me. But I've seen a really weird one about 10 years back. A former friend of mine picked up a girl on a cruise. He dated her for about 6 months or so. They decided it didn't work but stayed friends. She then was with another of my former classmates for about a year. That didn't work out either. She then found a third dude from the same pack of friends and they got married. Bizarre. I probably couldn't get remotely serious with a woman I know my friends have porked, even if they're ok with it like the three amigos above.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6752|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Winston_Churchill wrote:

So I have the girl on the left coming to visit me late night friday... y/n?

http://i.imgur.com/IoMYb.jpg

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Its not like your opinions matter anyway, its gonna be yes.
You're good to go!

Btw is it my screen or does she have hairy arms?
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|7017|Toronto | Canada

not that i can see lol.  or have ever noticed
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6933

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Winston_Churchill wrote:

So I have the girl on the left coming to visit me late night friday... y/n?

http://i.imgur.com/IoMYb.jpg

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Its not like your opinions matter anyway, its gonna be yes.
You're good to go!

Btw is it my screen or does she have hairy arms?
It's your scre--- whoa, I noticed it now that you pointed it out.
w/e, fucking do it. already got your mind made up anyway.

haha, now you've gone and given WC a complex. I imagine this panning out in a Seinfeld-esque way.

Last edited by mtb0minime (2010-12-09 00:30:05)

krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7058|Great Brown North

:blacKOut: wrote:

:blacKOut: wrote:

:blacKOut: wrote:

lets say, hypothetically, your bestfriend called a girl you hooked up with really ugly and always made fun of you for it.  then two weeks later, he hooks up with her.  how would you respond?  THEN, lets say after that you have been fooling around with another girl for a little over a month, but you end up doing something that creates distance between you and the girl, your bestfriend comes in and talks to her and cuddles with her. how the fuck would you feel?  /endrant

love ranting to bf2s <3
UPDATE: My friend just got with that girl, maybe even did some other stuff, who I was fooling around with for a little over a month.  She sucked my dick so whatever.  I just called him out for everything...Fuck him and that whore.   Why am I so unlucky?

Still love ranting to bf2s <3
I just went to my "best friend's" apartment party that he invited me too and he didn't even fucking talk to me.  I put myself out there and told him how I felt about everything when I "called him out"  and he thinks a fucking text message and a facebook invite would make us become friends again?  What a fucking idiot.  And the whole night he was texting the whore who s'ed my d...and i didnt even tell him that part yet... can't wait to explain all those times she fucking fooled around with me. (how did i no he texted her? trust me i just do since he texted very little people when i hung around with him a lot).
I put the ball in his court and he fucking pussied out.  God Damn I hope him and that whore have a baby sometime in the near future.  What a fuckin fag boy. 
And to relate to this thread, screw that whore bitch cum guzzler fag of a girl and my "friend" who chases around my sloppy seconds.  He just made it harder for me because  i introduced him to that whore and her friends and he screwed me over and went "hoes before bros"and left me in the dark. fuck that fucking benedict arnold cock fag.  Fuck sluts and friends who completley fucking ignore you for a girl who sucked your dick. /end rant

Ranting to bf2s is nice.  i tried ranting to my roommate...but hes too drunk

EDIT: would you ever go for a girl who your best friend was fooling around with only two weeks ago?
no, because i'm not a cunt face like him
presidentsheep
Back to the Fuhrer
+208|6240|Places 'n such

:blacKOut: wrote:

:blacKOut: wrote:

:blacKOut: wrote:

lets say, hypothetically, your bestfriend called a girl you hooked up with really ugly and always made fun of you for it.  then two weeks later, he hooks up with her.  how would you respond?  THEN, lets say after that you have been fooling around with another girl for a little over a month, but you end up doing something that creates distance between you and the girl, your bestfriend comes in and talks to her and cuddles with her. how the fuck would you feel?  /endrant

love ranting to bf2s <3
UPDATE: My friend just got with that girl, maybe even did some other stuff, who I was fooling around with for a little over a month.  She sucked my dick so whatever.  I just called him out for everything...Fuck him and that whore.   Why am I so unlucky?

Still love ranting to bf2s <3
I just went to my "best friend's" apartment party that he invited me too and he didn't even fucking talk to me.  I put myself out there and told him how I felt about everything when I "called him out"  and he thinks a fucking text message and a facebook invite would make us become friends again?  What a fucking idiot.  And the whole night he was texting the whore who s'ed my d...and i didnt even tell him that part yet... can't wait to explain all those times she fucking fooled around with me. (how did i no he texted her? trust me i just do since he texted very little people when i hung around with him a lot).
I put the ball in his court and he fucking pussied out.  God Damn I hope him and that whore have a baby sometime in the near future.  What a fuckin fag boy. 
And to relate to this thread, screw that whore bitch cum guzzler fag of a girl and my "friend" who chases around my sloppy seconds.  He just made it harder for me because  i introduced him to that whore and her friends and he screwed me over and went "hoes before bros"and left me in the dark. fuck that fucking benedict arnold cock fag.  Fuck sluts and friends who completley fucking ignore you for a girl who sucked your dick. /end rant

Ranting to bf2s is nice.  i tried ranting to my roommate...but hes too drunk

EDIT: would you ever go for a girl who your best friend was fooling around with only two weeks ago?
Not without talking to them about it first.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

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