BF2S Forums What Underwear?

I slide a 7-11 Big Gulp cup over my cock and call it underwear.  How come you didn't put that in the poll!?

wahjot wrote:

CackNBallz wrote:

the female vagina. []

as opposed to the male vagina?

OMFGLOL.

Kaosdad008 wrote:

Done.... Just done.  Between this and "shave every where" I am just done.


BARKEEP!

I win the internets.

I own the internet. My middle name is porn.

Mantis701 wrote:

polarbearz wrote:

In the light of all the gay class polls, I decided to start my own!

Its my virgin poll so help me!

Polarbearz, from all the posts that you've made over the months, I've determined you've got to be the weirdest guy on these forums.

that aint the half of it

From what I've read through the months, I think the weirdest/craziest/absurdness/assholeness comes down to a variety of three people:

Polarbearz:  Crazy weed smoking (ex?) cop from Singapore, who has outragous threads and great insults and a weird thing about what underwear the dudes here wear.

Cougar: Stats masturbating, chicken grease rubbing on chest, ex-pig farmer turned Airman turned IT Tech with a donkey slong and the biggest bag of sarcasm in the western hemisphere.

Agamemnar: Canadian porn guru and gucci wearer, search nazi and a person of great love for his un-circumsized penis complete with dick cheese.


We should get a poll going and see who is the strangest/weirdest/whatever.

polarbearz wrote:

Mantis701 wrote:

polarbearz wrote:

In the light of all the gay class polls, I decided to start my own!

Its my virgin poll so help me!

Polarbearz, from all the posts that you've made over the months, I've determined you've got to be the weirdest guy on these forums.

For someone who's been here what, 3 days?

I may have only been posting here for 3 days, but I've been reading the forums here since BF2 came out.  So yes, I can say that you are the strangest dude here.

Mantis701 wrote:

I may have only been posting here for 3 days, but I've been reading the forums here since BF2 came out.  So yes, I can say that you are the strangest dude here.

1. Lurker.
2. Hey, strange-ness is a good thing innit?

Beef Stroganoff Recipe:



1 1/2 pounds beef boneless top loin, about 1 inch thick, cut into 1/8 inch strips
2 tablespoons butter or margarine
1 clove garlic, finely chopped
1 1/2 cups beef broth
2 tablespoons ketchup
1 teaspoon salt
1 medium onion, chopped
1/2 pound mushrooms, washed and sliced
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 cup fat-free sour cream or plain yogurt
Hot cooked noodles
Melt the margarine in large nonstick skillet over medium heat. Cook the beef in the margarine until browned about 8-10 minutes, stirring occasionally. Reserve 1/3 cup beef broth; add remaining beef broth, ketchup, salt and garlic to meat and heat to boiling. Reduce heat, cover and simmer 10 minutes. Add the onions and mushrooms to beef mixture and cook 5 minutes or until onion is tender. Shake 1/3 cup beef broth and flour in a tightly covered container. Gradually stir broth-flour mixture into beef mixture and heat to boiling, stirring constantly until thickened. Reduce heat, stir in sour cream and cook until hot, but dont boil. Serve over noodles.

Makes 6 Servings
Serving Size: 8 ounces (excluding noodles)

Hope this clears things up a bit for you polar.

By the way... boxers.

Kung Jew wrote:

Wow...... I mean wow.....   It's just past midnite here in TX.   Lemmee say it once more.  Wow. 
And I...   Maybe I had a scotch or five but....  but this is the most fucked up converation I've ever been privilege to witness in my history of BF2s forum browsing.  I think my evening is complete now.

*wipes laughter tears from eyes and goes to change pants...*

KJ

I hear there are lots of fat women in Houston.  Fat women usually know how to cook and they are also great for door blocks if the police ever try to break in, just roll the in front of the door and prop a chair between the floor and her belly roll.

Also cocks.

panties

/sarcasm

Last edited by shadow18alpha (2006-05-09 01:10:19)

joker3327 wrote:

Hmmmmm does anyone else think its strange that only the guys told bear what underwear they have on??

Considering the amount of chicks we have here, its a start.

It's all about the commando, baby.

Gotta free ball or it just doesn't feel right.