Glad I took a sec to check this...haha
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Thread of the year, without a doubt
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
HA HA HA HA HA omg, too muchKing_County_Downy wrote:
Exactly. Was weed whacking my yard, having an 8am beer... then SPLAT. At first I thought it was a rotten tomato or something, then I saw a brown chunk on my goggles. Next, I tasted/smelled it. I ripped my shirt off and tried to wipe my face clean but that only smeared it into my eyes and mouth. By this point I was vocally puking and trying to get my pants off with my eyes closed. It smelled sour and putrid. I puked up my beer and ran inside as fast as I could, hopped in the cold shower and continued puking for the next 20 minutes.DefCon-17 wrote:
I assume the weedwhackerthingy hit the "poop" and launched it up in pieces, some of which landed in his mouth.Mekstizzle wrote:
I don't get it how did it happen, I don't do pets so unlike everyone I wouldn't understand what you're talking about from those vague pictures you posted
Listerine. Listerine. Listerine.
My neighbors must think I'm insane. This is not the first incident of me being naked in my front yard. Last month I was sleeping and my fiance woke me up screaming that our cat was in a fight. I heard the cats screaming at each other as loud as they could so I jumped out of bed and ran outside. I saw the two cats fighting and grabbed my cat by the scruff. As I'm pulling him away, I realized that I was not only nekid, but fully erect.
I have no idea how many neighbors saw that. But I know they heard it.
King must of had an incident similar to this:
Hey KCD you got shit on yo' ass.
Hey KCD you got shit on yo' ass.
Looooooooooooooooooooool
How long did it take till you stopped tasting the dookie?
How long did it take till you stopped tasting the dookie?
If only he had a poop fetish, he could've ran around the yard naked with an erection again.
Actually cat poop is a good source of protein.King_County_Downy wrote:
I wonder if I should go to the doctor. Can you die from eating old cat poop?
Reminded me of the last scene in jackass.
Funny as hell yet really disgusting.
Funny as hell yet really disgusting.
♪ Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it ♪
Hahahaha
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Classic!
This has happened before?Sisco wrote:
Classic!
i miss youPochsy wrote:
That's unfortunate...but VERY funny, hahaha.
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learn what the saying "classic" means pleaseAcerider wrote:
This has happened before?Sisco wrote:
Classic!
Quick question: How did it get in your mouth? Were you singing while weedwhacking? Screaming "fuck yeah, get some" when the grass falls?
Who whacks with mouth agape?
Who whacks with mouth agape?
I think initially it only went up my nose, but when I took my shirt off and wiped my face (bad idea in retrospect btw), I squeegeed it into my mouth and eyes.Pug wrote:
Quick question: How did it get in your mouth? Were you singing while weedwhacking? Screaming "fuck yeah, get some" when the grass falls?
Who whacks with mouth agape?
And to top it all off, I broke my poop guard on the weed whacker when I threw it down. Full face mask from now on.
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Classic D.A.D
Coming back into this thread and it still makes me laugh like the first time!
lol shitfaced. Ahahahahhaa
lol shitfaced. Ahahahahhaa
omg.
hahahahaha! You must've felt so rough after... that's nasty. It's hilarious, though
hahahahaha! You must've felt so rough after... that's nasty. It's hilarious, though
you puked just because it was "poop", if it was named Snickers you would like it
Here:King_County_Downy wrote:
I think initially it only went up my nose, but when I took my shirt off and wiped my face (bad idea in retrospect btw), I squeegeed it into my mouth and eyes.Pug wrote:
Quick question: How did it get in your mouth? Were you singing while weedwhacking? Screaming "fuck yeah, get some" when the grass falls?
Who whacks with mouth agape?
And to top it all off, I broke my poop guard on the weed whacker when I threw it down. Full face mask from now on.
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Oh yeah, I read about this a few days ago in the paper. You think you had it bad?
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/10/ … 2302.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/10/ … 2302.shtml
A worker who descended into a city sewage system on Tuesday became unhooked from his safety line and was pushed through a 27-inch-wide pipe for over a mile before his calls for help were heard and he was rescued.
South Metropolitan Fire District Chief Randy Adams said Collins was being treated for hypothermia and had been administered antibiotics because he may have swallowed sewage.