mmmmmmm toxoplasmosis (or however you spell it.)
Yeah wanna be careful with that shit, quiet literally.lettuce wrote:
mmmmmmm toxoplasmosis (or however you spell it.)
toasting in epic bread
Exactly. Was weed whacking my yard, having an 8am beer... then SPLAT. At first I thought it was a rotten tomato or something, then I saw a brown chunk on my goggles. Next, I tasted/smelled it. I ripped my shirt off and tried to wipe my face clean but that only smeared it into my eyes and mouth. By this point I was vocally puking and trying to get my pants off with my eyes closed. It smelled sour and putrid. I puked up my beer and ran inside as fast as I could, hopped in the cold shower and continued puking for the next 20 minutes.DefCon-17 wrote:
I assume the weedwhackerthingy hit the "poop" and launched it up in pieces, some of which landed in his mouth.Mekstizzle wrote:
I don't get it how did it happen, I don't do pets so unlike everyone I wouldn't understand what you're talking about from those vague pictures you posted
Listerine. Listerine. Listerine.
My neighbors must think I'm insane. This is not the first incident of me being naked in my front yard. Last month I was sleeping and my fiance woke me up screaming that our cat was in a fight. I heard the cats screaming at each other as loud as they could so I jumped out of bed and ran outside. I saw the two cats fighting and grabbed my cat by the scruff. As I'm pulling him away, I realized that I was not only nekid, but fully erect.
I have no idea how many neighbors saw that. But I know they heard it.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
amazing
Well, that sucks. How did you know it was cat poop as opposed to dog or racoon poop? I thought cats liked to crap in sandy stuff? I need to revisit my weed wackin' attire. Dust mask too from now on. At least the poop didn't get in your eyes. I imagine it stings. Will you video tape your next lawn mowing endeavour?
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Post of the year.King_County_Downy wrote:
As I'm pulling him away, I realized that I was not only nekid, but fully erect.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
KCD is
I'm not positive that it was cat poop, but that little round brown thing is a cat litter box that's been there for a month or two. I think my cat shat right next to it instead of in it.DBBrinson1 wrote:
Well, that sucks. How did you know it was cat poop as opposed to dog or racoon poop? I thought cats liked to crap in sandy stuff? I need to revisit my weed wackin' attire. Dust mask too from now on. At least the poop didn't get in your eyes. I imagine it stings. Will you video tape your next lawn mowing endeavour?
And yeah, got it in m y eyes... it burned my retinas and my soul. I think I'm done weed whacking til next year.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
It's ok I'm sure it was barely noticeable to anyone that happened to be lookingpresidentsheep wrote:
Post of the year.King_County_Downy wrote:
As I'm pulling him away, I realized that I was not only nekid, but fully erect.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
That's unfortunate...but VERY funny, hahaha.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
yyyyyeaaaah got you bro I got you *feigns punches to your gutKing_County_Downy wrote:
fixed.King_County_Downy wrote:
I'm not positive that it was cat poop, but that little round brown thing is a cat litter box that's been there for a month or two. I think my cat shat right next to it instead of in it.
And yeah, got it in m y eyes... it burned my retinas and my soul. I think I'm done weed whacking.
Ok... Well that does suck on every level then. You're all happy getting to drink a beer at 8am, and next thing you know.... I wish I lived next to you.
That line about burned soul was very funny.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Damn, that must have been intense.Poseidon wrote:
I've never puked because of a smell of something... only someone.
I went into my doctor's officer once and a really heavy guy with terrible BO was there just before me... I actually had to step outside and puke.
now i know why the neighbors keep moving away . . .
Thats what you get for weed whacking at 8 in the morning. Unless you have no neighbors.King_County_Downy wrote:
Exactly. Was weed whacking my yard, having an 8am beer...DefCon-17 wrote:
I assume the weedwhackerthingy hit the "poop" and launched it up in pieces, some of which landed in his mouth.Mekstizzle wrote:
I don't get it how did it happen, I don't do pets so unlike everyone I wouldn't understand what you're talking about from those vague pictures you posted
15 more years! 15 more years!
they keep moving away . . .
I still remember it. And it was like 3 years ago too.ghettoperson wrote:
Damn, that must have been intense.Poseidon wrote:
I've never puked because of a smell of something... only someone.
I went into my doctor's officer once and a really heavy guy with terrible BO was there just before me... I actually had to step outside and puke.
sounds like he had a "shitty" day
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
sounds like he had a "shitty" day
lol
I know fucking karate
I actually laughed....:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
sounds like he had a "shitty" day
Nice pun.
hahahahaha