Found this on the SC2 homesite and figured I'd share for the lols:
'Twas the night before the Zerg invasion,
And all through the town,
Not a Terran was awake,
They were all sleeping sound,
Their gauss rifles were hung by their bed post with care,
Comforted by the thought that their weapon was right there,
Visions of strippers danced in their heads,
Little did they know they'd soon be dead,
Just leaving consciousness they rest in their place,
When all of the sudden a ZERGLING AROSE IN THEIR FACE!
The swarm sprang to action and ate all the marines,
Hydralisks watching, waiting behind the scenes,
Ultralisks came stampeding in when some men occupied a few tanks,
RAWR! They cried and took the men down a few ranks,
All the Terrans were gone in a flash,
Especially with the Ultralisk's damaging splash,
The creep settled in like a blanket of snow,
Except if you walked on it, something nearby would EAT YOU WHOLE!
Kerrigan led the swarm onward she pressed,
Jim Raynor remained, he gazed at her breasts,
He got away in an escape pod just in the st. nick of time,
Kerrigan tried to follow but he was too far, him she could not find,
She took off to the stars in her creepy sleigh,
On Zergling! on Zergling! on Zergling! she did say,
Once the town was infested,
All the Zerg rested,
But not the whole planet was infected,
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!
'Twas the night before the Zerg invasion,
And all through the town,
Not a Terran was awake,
They were all sleeping sound,
Their gauss rifles were hung by their bed post with care,
Comforted by the thought that their weapon was right there,
Visions of strippers danced in their heads,
Little did they know they'd soon be dead,
Just leaving consciousness they rest in their place,
When all of the sudden a ZERGLING AROSE IN THEIR FACE!
The swarm sprang to action and ate all the marines,
Hydralisks watching, waiting behind the scenes,
Ultralisks came stampeding in when some men occupied a few tanks,
RAWR! They cried and took the men down a few ranks,
All the Terrans were gone in a flash,
Especially with the Ultralisk's damaging splash,
The creep settled in like a blanket of snow,
Except if you walked on it, something nearby would EAT YOU WHOLE!
Kerrigan led the swarm onward she pressed,
Jim Raynor remained, he gazed at her breasts,
He got away in an escape pod just in the st. nick of time,
Kerrigan tried to follow but he was too far, him she could not find,
She took off to the stars in her creepy sleigh,
On Zergling! on Zergling! on Zergling! she did say,
Once the town was infested,
All the Zerg rested,
But not the whole planet was infected,
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
