Are you ready?
ARE YOU READY FOR THE TRUTH?
The real truth and nothing but the truth?
Do you want to know the REAL reason why DICE and EA want to suck us dry, exasperate us till we tear at ourselves with every action, raises our blood pressure with every patch?
Its because: DICE and EA are in fact evil blood sucking vampires!
'Fuck You Pbearz' I hear you all mumble under your breath, but after all those people laughing at me are done, I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUTH. BF2 is created by EA/DICE no? So the characters in BF2 are made in THEIR image.
AND THE CHARACTERS HAVE NO SHADOWS! Vampires typically cast no shadow and have no reflection. This mythical power is largely confined to European vampiric myths and may be tied to folklore regarding the vampire's lack of a soul. In modern fiction, this may extend to the idea that vampires cannot be photographed.
The shadow of the Hummer and the Wrench can be seen, BUT THE SOLDIER'S ARM THROWS NO SHADOW! WTFBBQ!
Refriain from buying anymore EA/DICE games. The shadows in Fifa are faked you know that now. Keep a chain of garlic around your neck while you play BF2 LEST THE EVIL VAMPIRES LOOK FOR YOU. Apotropaics, or objects intended to ward off vampires, include garlic, a branch of wild rose, and all things sacred (e.g., holy water, a crucifix, a rosary). This weakness on the part of the vampire varies depending on the tale. Garlic is confined mostly to European vampire legends. In myths of other regions, other plants of holy or mythical properties sometimes have similar effects. Holy water and other holy symbols depend upon the culture. In Eastern vampiric myths, vampires are often similarly warded by holy devices such as Shintō seals.
Protect yourself now YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Umm. Yeah thats all.
~ Bearz.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE TRUTH?
The real truth and nothing but the truth?
Do you want to know the REAL reason why DICE and EA want to suck us dry, exasperate us till we tear at ourselves with every action, raises our blood pressure with every patch?
Its because: DICE and EA are in fact evil blood sucking vampires!
'Fuck You Pbearz' I hear you all mumble under your breath, but after all those people laughing at me are done, I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUTH. BF2 is created by EA/DICE no? So the characters in BF2 are made in THEIR image.
AND THE CHARACTERS HAVE NO SHADOWS! Vampires typically cast no shadow and have no reflection. This mythical power is largely confined to European vampiric myths and may be tied to folklore regarding the vampire's lack of a soul. In modern fiction, this may extend to the idea that vampires cannot be photographed.
The shadow of the Hummer and the Wrench can be seen, BUT THE SOLDIER'S ARM THROWS NO SHADOW! WTFBBQ!
Refriain from buying anymore EA/DICE games. The shadows in Fifa are faked you know that now. Keep a chain of garlic around your neck while you play BF2 LEST THE EVIL VAMPIRES LOOK FOR YOU. Apotropaics, or objects intended to ward off vampires, include garlic, a branch of wild rose, and all things sacred (e.g., holy water, a crucifix, a rosary). This weakness on the part of the vampire varies depending on the tale. Garlic is confined mostly to European vampire legends. In myths of other regions, other plants of holy or mythical properties sometimes have similar effects. Holy water and other holy symbols depend upon the culture. In Eastern vampiric myths, vampires are often similarly warded by holy devices such as Shintō seals.
Protect yourself now YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Umm. Yeah thats all.
~ Bearz.
