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tuckergustav wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

tuckergustav wrote:

I could set you up with a 3 day no prob...just say the word.

already got a 2day not long ago thx

yeah but 3 is more than 2...therefore better...



come on...you know you wanna.

Morpheus wrote:

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow...

Last edited by Reciprocity (2010-09-13 20:47:20)

omegle wrote:

You: 'ey
Stranger: now that was odd
You: NEXT WEEK!!!
Stranger: ey there yourself
You: sorry, i like to say a quick hey
Stranger: PENGUINS ARE FORMING A COMMITTEE
You: ah well Chuck is going to air next week
Stranger: good deal...like that show
You: i know
You: strahovski is so damn hot
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you one of those who is depressed that True Blood is over for the season
You: no
You: fuck vampires and zombies
Stranger: ah
You: they can go to hell
You: oh wait they are from hell
Stranger: rofl....not sure i'd want to fuck either one, personally
Stranger: lmao...and yes they are
You: i'd like to shoot either of those
You: evil bastards must die
Stranger: lol.....then travel the country....plenty o targets
You: I'll stay here and lookout for some werewolves
You: i want to create a werewolfzombie first then shoot it
Stranger: lol....wait....you hate werewolves too?
DON'T CHANGE...DON'T CHANGE
You: depends on the werewolf some are good some are bad
Stranger: how about a vampire werezombie
Stranger: <<<likes to think he is a good wolf
You: zombie is created by a vampire turning a human into one
Stranger: ah
Stranger: ic
Stranger: not quite up on the lore myself
You: that is my conclusion
You: i also think werewolves always transform on a full moon is a farce
You: my theory is they switch back to human and then back to wolf from time to time'
Stranger: then where'd all the weres come from
Stranger: good theory
You: they can't just possibly transform so quick on one night
Stranger: what about the rest of the supernaturals
Stranger: why not?
You: well how fast does it take from a baby to turn into a full grown man?
You: not fast
Stranger: what about benjamin buttons
You: takes at least 16 to be halfway
Stranger: so....32 is all the way?
You: he switched from a midget old man to a young man in the same manner a normall person switched to an old man
You: ho
You: no*
You: 32 just means you're old enough to qualify as a man
Stranger: ah ic
Stranger: same for a woman?
You: ya
Stranger: ok....
You: although lets not get into details about puberty
You: as far as women goes
Stranger: then how do you account for all the young moms and dads
Stranger: couldn't then a were change just enough
You: they are young 'cause they reached the age where they can get pregnant
Stranger: wouldn't want to get into puberty...but thanks for qualifying
You: only if i have to
Stranger: ok....and therefore, at least have the same abilities as a full grown woman
Stranger: so....a were could change just enough to qualify without going all the way
Stranger: wouldn't be a real wolf...but just enough....would obviously take less time
You: yes
You: but eventually the guy turns into the full wolf
Stranger: and...since human dna shares 98 % with wolf...the were is already mostly there
You: only if bitten
Stranger: makes take even less time
Stranger: why must he/she be bitten
Stranger: is it a virus of some sort
You: only way to get the infection
You: you get infected and boom you have created a werewolf
You: much like the zombie infection
You: except different in how it works
Stranger: hmmm....i guess its pretty specific though....not just any infection
You: ya, it's an infection that makes you transform, how fuckign awesome is that from a scientist's perspective?
Stranger: would be very, i would think
Stranger: and of course its pretty feeble....can't exist outside of host, or people would be wolfing up from just a sneeze
Stranger: actually, i'd say lots of infections make you transform....the flu transforms me into a near invalid...sometimes
You: yes but inside, no visible appearance bhy the naked human eye
Stranger: hpv gives warts.....very visible
You: does it grow hair?
Stranger: could...i've seen hairy warts
Stranger: maybe werewolves are just really warty people with hairs growing in them....that would make me pretty crabby
You: true
You: who knows
Stranger: so....we've solved it
You: i know?
You: aren't we awesome
Stranger: apparently
Stranger: now...what other burning question can we solve inanely
You: what is vampire sex like?
Stranger: i'd say it bites
You: way to go captain obvious
Stranger: rofl
You: they always show the vampire having sex with the human and then *blasdadwa*
Stranger: put your fang there....oh yeah baby
You: but never a vampire fucking a vampire
You: loil
Stranger: yeah...prob wouldn't work...cold flesh would chafe
Stranger: like rubbing paper on paper...they'd burst into flame
Stranger: from the friction
You: not necesarily
You: takes time
Stranger: k...then what
Stranger: well, yeah.....
Stranger: harder, faster, firecrotch
You: sex is easier than making 2 sheets of paper start a fire with just themselves
Stranger: not with vamps.....
You: well we'll be zombies or dead before we can find out what happens when 2 vampires are alone and wanna have some fun
Stranger: i guess they could 69 it.....lol....love bites
You: ya i know right?
Stranger: could be true....but i'm not sure i'd like being a zombie
You: they eat other people and help spread the infection vampires started
You: ah well man i can't be here any longer cya
Stranger: ah....well...there are peeps i'd like to eat....
Stranger: k
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

11 Bravo wrote:

did you see his penis?

War Man wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

did you see his penis?

I ain't gay.