Well atleast it wouldn't be one of those blind dates where the gal tells you she's a slim sporty brunette which later on turns out to be a chubby blonde who's only sport is running through yard sales. That date lasted for about one pint.Varegg wrote:
But surely you would be able to turn misery into making her feel like a million bucks?Uzique wrote:
i'd offer to but i've got a funny feeling it would be one of 'those' dates where the girl is a total misery
ultra creeps me out
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You are freaking out, man.Mutantbear wrote:
ultra creeps me out
the snozzberries taste like snozzberries
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Littering aannnd, littering aaaannnnnd
I like those, they're cheap, quick and minimal conversation.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Well atleast it wouldn't be one of those blind dates where the gal tells you she's a slim sporty brunette which later on turns out to be a chubby blonde who's only sport is running through yard sales. That date lasted for about one pint.
Fuck Israel
There are pro's and cons. The cons are you have to listen and pretend to be interested for a while until you can call your buddies and ask them for another beer after you've politely given a hint that you're not interested. That is if you don't want to look like a real asshole and say goodbye after the handshake... The pro's are that you don't have to put all that effort into trying to get her panties off since you couldn't get it up anyway for Miss Walrus.Dilbert_X wrote:
I like those, they're cheap, quick and minimal conversation.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Well atleast it wouldn't be one of those blind dates where the gal tells you she's a slim sporty brunette which later on turns out to be a chubby blonde who's only sport is running through yard sales. That date lasted for about one pint.
:€
fuck you you'd know why if you'd work here.
and it's funny how i've been lately just 'moaning' when i've been online maybe 3 times in the past 5 days.
but yes, it's rather annoying that when you're at work, anything isn't working and because of that i'm unable to do my job.
so yes, i'm sitting here trying to get shit to work and being yelled at "because i'm not doing fuck all" yes, i find it annoying.
so fuck you plx.
and it's funny how i've been lately just 'moaning' when i've been online maybe 3 times in the past 5 days.
but yes, it's rather annoying that when you're at work, anything isn't working and because of that i'm unable to do my job.
so yes, i'm sitting here trying to get shit to work and being yelled at "because i'm not doing fuck all" yes, i find it annoying.
so fuck you plx.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|7112
Guys, this is an important video, please watch.
man or woman?Superior Mind wrote:
Guys, this is an important video, please watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ
Smash something not too exspensiveEifa wrote:
fuck you you'd know why if you'd work here.
and it's funny how i've been lately just 'moaning' when i've been online maybe 3 times in the past 5 days.
but yes, it's rather annoying that when you're at work, anything isn't working and because of that i'm unable to do my job.
so yes, i'm sitting here trying to get shit to work and being yelled at "because i'm not doing fuck all" yes, i find it annoying.
so fuck you plx.
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
The face of my boss?Varegg wrote:
Smash something not too exspensiveEifa wrote:
fuck you you'd know why if you'd work here.
and it's funny how i've been lately just 'moaning' when i've been online maybe 3 times in the past 5 days.
but yes, it's rather annoying that when you're at work, anything isn't working and because of that i'm unable to do my job.
so yes, i'm sitting here trying to get shit to work and being yelled at "because i'm not doing fuck all" yes, i find it annoying.
so fuck you plx.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
dildo made of glass
Superior Mind wrote:
Guys, this is an important video, please watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ
"Ok. What the fuck just happened?! I heard this song today on CD and thought it was a girl singing. Instead... its a cancerous jesus singing and shooting laser beams at homosexuals."
Guess what video.
Guess what video.
Hm ... if he's the one signing your paychecks I would be careful with that ...Eifa wrote:
The face of my boss?Varegg wrote:
Smash something not too exspensiveEifa wrote:
fuck you you'd know why if you'd work here.
and it's funny how i've been lately just 'moaning' when i've been online maybe 3 times in the past 5 days.
but yes, it's rather annoying that when you're at work, anything isn't working and because of that i'm unable to do my job.
so yes, i'm sitting here trying to get shit to work and being yelled at "because i'm not doing fuck all" yes, i find it annoying.
so fuck you plx.
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Blew off the afternoon of college to go drink beer \o/ now i'm waiting on the train. sup?
School is for fools
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You're such a badass.
I'd buy this young lady a nice dinner with wine and give her a kiss on her doorstep.
I know
he's not. he's just one of the 3 bosses. and everyone, including the 2 other bosses want him out.Varegg wrote:
Hm ... if he's the one signing your paychecks I would be careful with that ...Eifa wrote:
The face of my boss?Varegg wrote:
Smash something not too exspensive
so i'm pretty sure i'll be fine even if i did.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Eifa chillax gurl, just think about that nice big glass of wine when you get home