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-Sh1fty- wrote:

Couldn't the women wear those female condoms that you stick inside the vagina? I assume you can't see those because they're deep inside or whatever.

I wouldn't know the difference between "Professional" porn and medium-end porn, amateur porn is obvious though.

Those don't do shit against STDs shifty...

Geez,, Even a maximum virgin like myself can figure out that one

Uzique wrote:

there's a trend lately on bf2s for the most socially inept and awkward members to keep on discussing what i'd loosely term as 'stud' topics of discussion. porn, women, titties, asses, going outside, being able to engage in conversation etc... i could go on. anyway, basically it's awkward to read and makes me ache a little inside. please refrain from doing this.

Uzique wrote:

i mean like dont female pornstars use the pills and stuff to help keep herpes away?

i mean i heard from a friend of a friend in santa monica that ther'es a lot of them in amateur porn but the professional industry has a screening process and an on-set vet. can anyone confirm?

Well I do watch -SOME- documentaries mate
Some of those "behind the scenes" kinda things...

FloppY_ wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Couldn't the women wear those female condoms that you stick inside the vagina? I assume you can't see those because they're deep inside or whatever.

I wouldn't know the difference between "Professional" porn and medium-end porn, amateur porn is obvious though.

Those don't do shit against STDs shifty...

Yes they do, they're the exact same thing as male condoms but in a woman, it's a tube and your dick goes into it, the rest of the crap also goes in there, so when you take it out you weren't exposed to STDs and shit during intercourse.

Supposedly...

-Sh1fty- wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Couldn't the women wear those female condoms that you stick inside the vagina? I assume you can't see those because they're deep inside or whatever.

I wouldn't know the difference between "Professional" porn and medium-end porn, amateur porn is obvious though.

Those don't do shit against STDs shifty...

Yes they do, they're the exact same thing as male condoms but in a woman, it's a tube and your dick goes into it, the rest of the crap also goes in there, so when you take it out you weren't exposed to STDs and shit during intercourse.

Supposedly...

hey shifty how does a condom inside a woman's uterus protect against crabs and herpes?

if swiss public schools are so great then what went wrong with you and why are you home-schooled now

Uzique wrote:

if swiss public schools are so great then what went wrong with you and why are you home-schooled now

Where did I say they were great? Were you possibly confusing it with sarcasm?

They are good but Europe has better public schools in other countries there.

I moved to America because my parents were getting divorced, one was going to America and the other was staying. Public schools here are a joke so I'm homeschooled. I have to catch up on all the English I missed.

Jenspm wrote:

home-schooled sex ed, lol talk about awkward.

did your mom give you a banana to put the condom on or was it a legume

i bet it was like dropping a baby carrot into a shopping bag

he doesnt have the cane in his school, he just has daily 30 minute long flagellation class

Perfect example of why they're jerks.