god dammit i love bad zombie movies
ur btw
im a horrible drunk
i started to chatting to some girl last night and she said her step-father raped her
i replied with "really? oh, fuck off". my exact words.
why do people drink alcohol? it's ghastly
i started to chatting to some girl last night and she said her step-father raped her
i replied with "really? oh, fuck off". my exact words.
why do people drink alcohol? it's ghastly
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talking to the mirror again?
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue meNic wrote:
talking to the mirror again?
@Uzi, lol I'm trying to think of when I've put my foot in my mouth whilst drunk, nothing on that scale though
the fuck are you on about you faceless retard? talking to a mirror?Nic wrote:
talking to the mirror again?
ah surgeons me and my friend were in a diabolic mood last night. we were just out to be menaces.
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sad face
I put my leg behind my head when I was youunger, got stuck. Worst feeling ever.
Cried for longer than when I watched 7 pounds.
Cried for longer than when I watched 7 pounds.
Why would anyone tell someone they just met that?Uzique wrote:
im a horrible drunk
i started to chatting to some girl last night and she said her step-father raped her
i replied with "really? oh, fuck off". my exact words.
why do people drink alcohol? it's ghastly
uzique was hilarious last night in TS.
EE (hats
I was on ts last night and it was shit, just dauntless and jihad talking shit.
never again.
never again.
Surgeons wrote:
I was on ts last night and it was shit, just dauntless and jihad talking shit.
never again.
well uzique managed to scare away a few people... like BEVO
EE (hats
i came on like a whirldwind fury and fucked their shit up
and i dont know, ghetto, but she solicited the correct response
and i dont know, ghetto, but she solicited the correct response
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Was she fit?
i cant remember too well. she had earbuds in because the club music was loud.
who the fuck wears earbuds?
who the fuck wears earbuds?
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incestual rape victims
Was she a nice, caring soul that was looking to offload her biggest secret onto an annonymous club goer to ease her suffering and trauma?
If so, you taught her.
If so, you taught her.
i sure showed her that the human race is despicable and that she will find no comfort for her internal emotional injuries any time soon
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
15% of female victims are liars, probably.
My kind of mates bird told me she was pregnant. she wasn't.
Drinking=attention seeking=bullshittery
My kind of mates bird told me she was pregnant. she wasn't.
Drinking=attention seeking=bullshittery
Yeah she had it coming. She was probably looking for some spineless cunt to use as an emotional blanket.Uzique wrote:
i came on like a whirldwind fury and fucked their shit up
and i dont know, ghetto, but she solicited the correct response
Ghetto you can share my emotional blanket anyday.
lol gud 1ghettoperson wrote:
Yeah she had it coming. She was probably looking for some spineless cunt to use as an emotional blanket.Uzique wrote:
i came on like a whirldwind fury and fucked their shit up
and i dont know, ghetto, but she solicited the correct response
What?Surgeons wrote:
lol gud 1ghettoperson wrote:
Yeah she had it coming. She was probably looking for some spineless cunt to use as an emotional blanket.Uzique wrote:
i came on like a whirldwind fury and fucked their shit up
and i dont know, ghetto, but she solicited the correct response
We should all start drinking so were ontopic.