Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6032|Catherine Black
I ride Jen's mum like a moped
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6714
hey ts my grandfather owns loads of plots of soon to be developed land and he also owns a building contracting firm

if i get a 4-bedroom detached property out of it can i then truly * > you cause i have my own house?

i mean if you take your example it doesn't really matter where the money comes from, riiight?

shit im paying £2k/month on rent for a house in LDN, i dont live at home... ive got you, bro

and im fast as SHIT
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Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6976|St. Andrews / Oslo

PrivateVendetta wrote:

WTF? Jens's mum has a moped!?!
Not really, lulz


She'd probably die within a week, judging by the frequency of her auto-repair shop visits.


inb4 she's sexing the mexicans
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ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6893

I'd like to hear this story of TS winning 300 grand, if anyone could direct me to it/sum it up.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6743|so randum
yeh but i win because im going out now to get drunk and shag something, probably a post box

cya later FAGGOTS
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6714
nah, she just puts the car into the garage so she can stay at home from work and get nailed by the milkman

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Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6976|St. Andrews / Oslo

At least the milkman is white, ehh?


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PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6435|Roma

ghettoperson wrote:

I'd like to hear this story of TS winning 300 grand, if anyone could direct me to it/sum it up.
I too, would like to hear this enthralling tale.
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6815

nah you can't > me, i'll let you know when we move. i still have the 235k untouched, ready to put towards a new house.

the thread has been deleted, but i won it in 235 casino in Manchester.

Last edited by Toilet Sex (2010-09-06 12:19:59)

Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6960

Toilet Sex wrote:

nah you can't > me, i'll let you know when we move. i still have the 235k untouched, ready to put towards a new house.
how did you win 300 grand
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um hello blademaster.. your SOURCE for this thread is a sex toys site. theirtoys.com
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6032|Catherine Black
Hey TS can I borrow a fiver m80
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Ioan92
Member
+337|5966

Finray wrote:

Hey TS can I borrow a fiver m80
that will be tree fiddy
jord
Member
+2,382|6921|The North, beyond the wall.

Cybargs wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

nah you can't > me, i'll let you know when we move. i still have the 235k untouched, ready to put towards a new house.
how did you win 300 grand
I'm more interested in how much he risked tbh, the real tell of a skilled gambler.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6714
so TS remortgaged his 2 bedroom council flat in middlesbrough and went to the dog races. he put everything he had on one dog and sat in his duffle coat, dejected and lost, drinking from a brown-bag filled with special brew cans. he was feeling particularly morose and down that day-- nothing exceptional, considering the 'usual' northern constitution, but nevertheless a particularly bleak day in a black northern landscape. however, all the other dogs that were set to race that day ended up just killing themselves in a unique act of canine-assisted suicide -- some experts say they just gave up on their lives and stopped caring, the daily cycles of brummies shouting bets and cold frosty northern tracks simply proved too much for their poor little minds -- and so TS's pup, a mere mongrel whippet with only 3 legs... limped in and crossed the line. approximately 17 bookies in the north of england were bankrupted by his takings that day... and he ascended one more rung on the social ladder, reaching the lofty heights of a 2 bedroom semi-detached property in cheshire*

* shared with up to 3 polish families, depending on the time of year
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6815

Uzique wrote:

so TS remortgaged his 2 bedroom council flat in middlesbrough and went to the dog races. he put everything he had on one dog and sat in his duffle coat, dejected and lost, drinking from a brown-bag filled with special brew cans. he was feeling particularly morose and down that day-- nothing exceptional, considering the 'usual' northern constitution, but nevertheless a particularly bleak day in a black northern landscape. however, all the other dogs that were set to race that day ended up just killing themselves in a unique act of canine-assisted suicide -- some experts say they just gave up on their lives and stopped caring, the daily cycles of brummies shouting bets and cold frosty northern tracks simply proved too much for their poor little minds -- and so TS's pup, a mere mongrel whippet with only 3 legs... limped in and crossed the line. approximately 17 bookies in the north of england were bankrupted by his takings that day... and he ascended one more rung on the social ladder, reaching the lofty heights of a 2 bedroom semi-detached property in cheshire*

* shared with up to 3 polish families, depending on the time of year
that's basically it
ig
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+1,199|6766

Jenspm wrote:

PrivateVendetta wrote:

WTF? Jens's mum has a moped!?!
Not really, lulz


She'd probably die within a week, judging by the frequency of her auto-repair shop visits.


inb4 she's sexing the mexicans
do mexicans really live in norway?
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6714
nah man they're all in sweden. whole tribes of them.
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ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6893

Holy fuck, seriously? I mean, I can't see any way to win that sum without either a shitload of cash or ridiculous odds, and being northern I assume you couldn't have started with a shitload of cash...
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6815

if they're not putting up the average annual salaries in the northern england

i didn't win it on the tables. it was a competition... Manchester 235 is the name, 235k the prize. i only go on the roulette tables sometimes and usually end up losing anyway.

Last edited by Toilet Sex (2010-09-06 12:27:13)

Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6714
he mortgaged his house and pawned his 35" sony bravia, i told you
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jord
Member
+2,382|6921|The North, beyond the wall.
Do me do me.

I changed a tenner into £100 on roulette once.
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6976|St. Andrews / Oslo

Actually, I can't remember seeing a Mexican here.


But it makes for a better story than mom sexing a Pole. A bit more exotic, yes?
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jord
Member
+2,382|6921|The North, beyond the wall.

ghettoperson wrote:

Holy fuck, seriously? I mean, I can't see any way to win that sum without either a shitload of cash or ridiculous odds, and being northern I assume you couldn't have started with a shitload of cash...
No he's not serious you gullible fucker.

Are you from holland or england or what...
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6714
nah he is serious and apparently his dumb-luck in gambling affords him the luxury of saying "come talk when you've earned your own money".

winning £235k on the gambling is like me inheriting my dad's house.... well... one room.

fuckin' northerners
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