The only good thing about the north is that everything's cheap because it needs to be affordable on a coal miners salary. Other than that it's an utter wankfest.
i live in the real south and dont need to pretend im wealthy cause of ostentatious footballer's wives purchases
cheshire is full of orange women and men with small penises that play for division 2 football sides
you can keep it. we've got real prestige and class down here. not the stuff you buy at the shopping mall
cheshire is full of orange women and men with small penises that play for division 2 football sides
you can keep it. we've got real prestige and class down here. not the stuff you buy at the shopping mall
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i'd prefer to have the decision of which Lambo to take... or maybe the Ferrari
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i have a rather large penis i'll have you know, however i'm not originally from Cheshire so that could be the explanation.
Toilet Sex how large is your member?
Toilet Sex how large is your member?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
my cock leaves bruises on the insides of my legs
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I say we cast aside this needless feud.
Humans argue and have rivalry down to the smallest area. We rip other continants, other countries, other counties, other towns, other areas and even other streets. And for what, geography? Let's all just agree to disagree, and that scotland sucks.
Humans argue and have rivalry down to the smallest area. We rip other continants, other countries, other counties, other towns, other areas and even other streets. And for what, geography? Let's all just agree to disagree, and that scotland sucks.
toilet sex didn't you already admit you basically live in a council house? that + the north = lambo card revoked
you driving a lambo is now like a ugandan AIDS orphan wearing a rolex.
great to flash off at first, but you're still sleeping in a mudhut and eating gruel at the end of the day
you driving a lambo is now like a ugandan AIDS orphan wearing a rolex.
great to flash off at first, but you're still sleeping in a mudhut and eating gruel at the end of the day
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Spent time eatin' gruel
Sustanance tha only rule
Sustanance tha only rule
what's your house like?Uzique wrote:
toilet sex didn't you already admit you basically live in a council house? that + the north = lambo card revoked
you driving a lambo is now like a ugandan AIDS orphan wearing a rolex.
great to flash off at first, but you're still sleeping in a mudhut and eating gruel at the end of the day
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I forgot to tell you, I was near Alderley Edge the other day Phildongs, went paintballing up by Knutsford didn't I
Wait TS seriously lives in a council house, yet owns a Lambo?
my mum lives in a 5 bedroom detached property in one of the most pleasant areas of the english coutryside-- a royal hunting estate.
my dad lives in the nicest part of cheltenham, one of the nicest towns in the south. average townhouse price ~£2.5mill
what was that you were saying? ah, yeah. you remind me of one of those people you hear about in the paper's that live at home with their mum in a council flat in milton keynes, saving all their benefit money to buy champagne and to drive an e-type jag and self-style themselves at the local wetherspoons as 'Sir Dave Spudley of Milton-Keynes'.
come at me bro
my dad lives in the nicest part of cheltenham, one of the nicest towns in the south. average townhouse price ~£2.5mill
what was that you were saying? ah, yeah. you remind me of one of those people you hear about in the paper's that live at home with their mum in a council flat in milton keynes, saving all their benefit money to buy champagne and to drive an e-type jag and self-style themselves at the local wetherspoons as 'Sir Dave Spudley of Milton-Keynes'.
come at me bro
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do i balls, he was exaggerating
@uzi yeah that's what I thought. you don't own a house, so don't try and insult me about mine.
@uzi yeah that's what I thought. you don't own a house, so don't try and insult me about mine.
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The South will rise again! stay risen!
Like you don't go hunting, pussio.
damnUzique wrote:
my mum lives in a 5 bedroom detached property in one of the most pleasant areas of the english coutryside-- a royal hunting estate.
my dad lives in the nicest part of cheltenham, one of the nicest towns in the south. average townhouse price ~£2.5mill
what was that you were saying? ah, yeah. you remind me of one of those people you hear about in the paper's that live at home with their mum in a council flat in milton keynes, saving all their benefit money to buy champagne and to drive an e-type jag and self-style themselves at the local wetherspoons as 'Sir Dave Spudley of Milton-Keynes'.
come at me bro
Stop trying guys, Ioan's obviously got you beat anyway.
boohoo. the guy that won £300k on a bet and has a stock-broker mother is another alan sugar, selling floppy disks out of a white vanToilet Sex wrote:
do i balls, he was exaggerating
@uzi yeah that's what I thought. you don't own a house, so don't try and insult me about mine.
get fucking real ya northern prole.
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you fuck. you went within 10miles of meSurgeons wrote:
I forgot to tell you, I was near Alderley Edge the other day Phildongs, went paintballing up by Knutsford didn't I
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I'm sure he is, but the fact that you're not denying it outright suggests you've got your priorities slightly messed up...Toilet Sex wrote:
do i balls, he was exaggerating
@uzi yeah that's what I thought. you don't own a house, so don't try and insult me about mine.
lolUzique wrote:
boohoo. says the guy that won £300k on a bet and has a stock-broker mother is another alan sugar, selling floppy disks out of a white vanToilet Sex wrote:
do i balls, he was exaggerating
@uzi yeah that's what I thought. you don't own a house, so don't try and insult me about mine.
get fucking real ya northern prole.
quiet ghetto. i don't live in a council house you penis.
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apparently acting like a rich cat and driving a nice car is more important than having a separate bedroom for your baby
i hear he collects food-stamps so he can afford to go for midnight-drives and pay the petrol fees
i hear he collects food-stamps so he can afford to go for midnight-drives and pay the petrol fees
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lol
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Mum fills Shell V-power on her moped
wtf? TS won 300k on a bet?
WTF? Jens's mum has a moped!?!
WTF? Jens's mum has a moped!?!