o hai
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
hair ur self
no
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
I want to be elbow deep in Georgie's box
Hey eifa, do you like my new sunglasses?
I'm wearing them so I can stare at your tits.
noice 
stare at my tits? i thought you lived in greece?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Hey eifa, do you like my new sunglasses?
I'm wearing them so I can stare at your tits.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Brazil yogurt.
I guess it's non-fat?
So today I bought a pack of patches for my bicycle's tires. They are made in Taiwan and the instructions on the pack read:
-The side of the aluminium foil is adhesive and care should take so that a finger.
-Pick a corner of the paper and romove the paper soft from the aluminium foil.
-When the rubber solution coated on the tube s adout dry put this patch on it with paper as it is.
-Snap the paper by folding the patch on center.
-Romove paper from annaped parts.
-Place the repaired part of the tube on a stand and pat it with a small hammer several times.
-The side of the aluminium foil is adhesive and care should take so that a finger.
-Pick a corner of the paper and romove the paper soft from the aluminium foil.
-When the rubber solution coated on the tube s adout dry put this patch on it with paper as it is.
-Snap the paper by folding the patch on center.
-Romove paper from annaped parts.
-Place the repaired part of the tube on a stand and pat it with a small hammer several times.
Pat it with a small hammer? lolwut
I didn't know you could read Taiwanese, Metal.
wtf taiwan
where's the small hammer? How are you supposed to repair a puncture without a small hammer?!
I think i get it now, you're supposed to glue the puncture on the tire, wait for it to dry, and then apply the patch on top of it.
And then whack it with a fucking hammer.
And then whack it with a fucking hammer.
Have you never repaired a puncture before?
The first image is telling you to make sure you're using the right size condom for the puncture as the pack gives you various sizes for the holeMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
wtf taiwan
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The mic keeps cutting out for this hot bitch who's singing some cup at some rugby match at Wembley, lol
she's damn fine though
she's damn fine though
Mekstizzle wrote:
The mic keeps cutting out for this hot bitch who's singing some cup at some rugby match at Wembley, lol
she's damn fine though
Fuck sake, I got my online banking password wrong twice and now it's locked me out ... and I don't have any of my details to hand to get access again
bah
bah
well fucking done lick
thanks mek
Time to call the bank...
Nah, just have to wait a few days till I get home and can find my account number and stuff.