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So I got on the train at Lancaster (Glasgow -> London) and sat on one of the table seats next to the window, then these two other guys in suits came and sat on the same table one by me, one opposite in the aisle seat.

I had a big gym bag and my backpack so put the big bag between my legs on the floor and the backpack on the table. Next stop is Preston and this guy (I'll call him "Wanker") in his fifties comes over and says "You're in my seat" no excuse me or anything. I said sorry then asked the guy opposite if he could sit in the empty seat. The wanker goes no We're going THAT way I want to sit THERE. At this point I'm thinking wtf calm down you cunt. So he makes the guy next to me stand up to let me out move my things to the other seat, disrupting all 3 of us. Next we all sit down while Wanker puts his bags in the ceiling storage shelves, then he goes "Is that your rucksack on the floor" (the one between my legs) I said yeah and he starts ranting at me to move it so he can put his feet down. I point out to him that it's on my side of the table and theres enough room for his feet, so he sits down and breathes out pretentiously like a prick. Cue 2 minutes later he says to the guy sitting next to him "Can you let me out now" so what does he do he goes and fucking moves seats because he's obviously not satisfied with his seat that he was so insistent on having. When he gets up he says well I hope you have a good journey sarcasticly.

Guess where he moves to? Another table but he's facing backwards to the direction we're going (the way he would've been sitting if he'd just sat in the empty seat), so the old guy who was sitting next to me and then him when he made me move pretty much shouts in his direction "I guess sitting that way wasn't important anyway"

This is the same guy who said to me (loud enough for Wanker to hear again) "Don't worry mate I'm glad he's moved he looked like a twat too"

tl;dr A cool story for you guys.

Fuck off I was typing it

Now that I've typed it out it isn't a cool story but just looks lame.

It was funny at the time, other people were staring at the commotion he was making too.



Here's a pre-emptive fu guys (except burns) for your "Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me"'s and your "tl;dr"'s

Last edited by Surgeons (2010-08-26 13:05:30)

burnzz wrote:

i liked it

Me too.

Fucking love when that kind of shit happens. Karma's a bitch, ye pricks.

Pretty cool story, actually

Spoiler (highlight to read):
bro

goddamn live.php ruining my spoiler

Haha, sorry. I thought you were being sarcastic when you said "is that real?"

Sorry!

Learn to use the brackets. []

Last edited by TravisC555 (2010-08-26 13:15:34)

You are correct burns

I wanted to re-enact "The Peckham Terminator" but actually do something and not kick a bus door through.

TravisC555 wrote:

Learn to use the brackets.

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yey maths

Should be in the Tate Modern:

Surgeons wrote:

So I got on the train at Lancaster (Glasgow -> London) and sat on one of the table seats next to the window, then these two other guys in suits came and sat on the same table one by me, one opposite in the aisle seat.

I had a big gym bag and my backpack so put the big bag between my legs on the floor and the backpack on the table. Next stop is Preston and this guy (I'll call him "Wanker") in his fifties comes over and says "You're in my seat" no excuse me or anything. I said sorry then asked the guy opposite if he could sit in the empty seat. The wanker goes no We're going THAT way I want to sit THERE. At this point I'm thinking wtf calm down you cunt. So he makes the guy next to me stand up to let me out move my things to the other seat, disrupting all 3 of us. Next we all sit down while Wanker puts his bags in the ceiling storage shelves, then he goes "Is that your rucksack on the floor" (the one between my legs) I said yeah and he starts ranting at me to move it so he can put his feet down. I point out to him that it's on my side of the table and theres enough room for his feet, so he sits down and breathes out pretentiously like a prick. Cue 2 minutes later he says to the guy sitting next to him "Can you let me out now" so what does he do he goes and fucking moves seats because he's obviously not satisfied with his seat that he was so insistent on having. When he gets up he says well I hope you have a good journey sarcasticly.

Guess where he moves to? Another table but he's facing backwards to the direction we're going (the way he would've been sitting if he'd just sat in the empty seat), so the old guy who was sitting next to me and then him when he made me move pretty much shouts in his direction "I guess sitting that way wasn't important anyway"

This is the same guy who said to me (loud enough for Wanker to hear again) "Don't worry mate I'm glad he's moved he looked like a twat too"

tl;dr A cool story for you guys.

Fuck off I was typing it

Don't fucking swear at us you prick


A nice story nonetheless.

it took you this long to read it?

Surgeons, do you still have that shiv?

Wow not one bad word said about my (cool) story (bro)



To anyone thinking about dissing it, dwykiast



E:brb counter strike

Last edited by Surgeons (2010-08-26 13:40:56)