i've wrote 169 words of a 5000 word essay in 6 weeks
Hopefully, then I can put another compensation claim in.SEREVENT wrote:
well then you'll just eat the poison?jord wrote:
If life has taught me anything its karma doesn't exist.SEREVENT wrote:
you won't feel so good when you get bitten by a posionous spider
If anything ill be biting the spiders.
Hello 3 hour Flight Planning test done in 2hours 55min whilst pissing around on BF2s and getting coffee.
89%
89%
We have a Miele vacuum cleaner. Which means honey in French I think
henry hoovers are the bestest
Speaking of henry hoovers. This spider is about to live out the remainder of its days in one unless someone paypals me £5 in the next 5 minutes.
Its web wiill be first to be sucked into the black hole.
Its web wiill be first to be sucked into the black hole.
do it. i hate spiders.jord wrote:
Speaking of henry hoovers. This spider is about to live out the remainder of its days in one unless someone paypals me £5 in the next 5 minutes.
Its web wiill be first to be sucked into the black hole.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
A modest bluff, but I see through it eifa.
Now send the ransom.
Now send the ransom.
you're both so mean, how would you like it if someone hoovered you up then eifa? spiders are good, they eat flies
define "hoover me up".SEREVENT wrote:
you're both so mean, how would you like it if someone hoovered you up then eifa? spiders are good, they eat flies
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
It resisted full power for like 5 seconds so I thought fair play and left it be.
Same.liquidat0r wrote:
We have a Miele vacuum cleaner. Which means honey in French I think
wanna have sex?
Alisha dixon or alicia keys?
someone builds a really big hoover, big enough for you to fit in, and then puts the hoover over you and turns it on
jord wrote:
It resisted full power for like 5 seconds so I thought fair play and left it be.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
\o/ sure honey!Surgeons wrote:
Same.liquidat0r wrote:
We have a Miele vacuum cleaner. Which means honey in French I think
wanna have sex?
(c wot i did thar?)
11klol
@lick yes, it was clever and made my heart beat faster
@lick yes, it was clever and made my heart beat faster
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Lilly allen.
Mariah carey or leona lewis in a clash of nearly white babes?
Mariah carey or leona lewis in a clash of nearly white babes?
aka dirty white?jord wrote:
nearly white
11k posts
You've only got 7675 posts you FUCKING IDIOT ARNOTTSEREVENT wrote:
11k posts
Surgeons wrote:
@lick yes, it was clever and made my heart beat faster
Do you have one of those extra wide attachments with the bristles? they're my favourite
Excedingly tanned. I prefer it though. Look at shakira, hawt.liquidat0r wrote:
aka dirty white?jord wrote:
nearly white
Dyson's are amazing. You can keep your shitty lower-class vacuum cleaners to yourself, thank you very much.Mekstizzle wrote:
You think jord has a Dyson, even I don't have a Dyson... overpriced over-coloured contraptions they is
We do indeed.liquidat0r wrote:
Surgeons wrote:
@lick yes, it was clever and made my heart beat faster
Do you have one of those extra wide attachments with the bristles? they're my favourite
brb