Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6472|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Näh. It's probably just a new marketing scheme. More viewers and contestants next year. Profit!
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|6765|UK
On the bbc it was reported that they aren't going to hold it ever again.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6472|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Vilham wrote:

On the bbc it was reported that they aren't going to hold it ever again.
That's ain't gonna happen. Reporter don't seem to know his facts. There's actually another place competing for the same Sauna WC. But the town of Heinola is going to keep a good hold of the competition. Next year they'll check the rules and saunas with a doctor beforehand so this little misshap don't come knocking again.
BLdw
..
+27|5170|M104 "Sombrero"

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Kaukonen is in a coma. Imo the organisers fucked up by tuning the heat so much up. It's also hilarious to read in the papers some reactions of all kinds of know-it-all idiots who never been in a sauna in their whole life.
Both of them, Kaukonen and Ladyzhensky, took painkillers (while the Russian guy used some skin lotion too...). You're supposed to feel something when your kidneys and white blood cells start boiling. Other participants had no problems at all and came out just fine -- maybe they actually felt how their body was alarming them. Kaukonen and Ladyzhensky were boiling like egg whites but obviously they had no idea of it. Just one paracetamol can change everything.

And I can't believe what was going inside the head of that Russian guy. He was using skin lotion (vaseline, skin moisturizer, or whatever) to block the burn feeling of the skin. His skin wasn't breathing at all, he was basically like a pressure cooker.

Sad times for their families.

Last edited by BLdw (2010-08-12 05:58:21)

Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6469
utterly pointless sport

don't give me that 'its cultural' crap

it's about as cultural as neaderthal-age man sitting on top of volcanic rocks to see who can take their ass burning for longest

where's the skill in being able to sweat like a motherfucker for the longest?
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6736|Oxferd Ohire
uzi stop with the stupid analogies.

Uzique wrote:

neaderthal
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6469
lol you just pasted my ridiculous typo

rthki stop with the stupid posts. you piss moan and fart more than usmarine and you're about 20 years younger and 20st heavier

lighten up, in every regard
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belldawg
Serial Jay-Walker
+52|5982|Perth, indian ocean
shittest idea for a sport
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6577|Columbus, OH
Add beer pong, air guitar to that list
jord
Member
+2,382|6677|The North, beyond the wall.
A sport of kings, requiring the mental strength of an auschwitz survivor and the competitivness of an olympic athlete.

Truly brilliant.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6469
or:

a person that can drop 4 parecetemols in an hour and cover his sweaty parts in vaseline
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13rin
Member
+977|6478
Dry ice contest gone awry.
Water drinking contest goes fatal.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6469
i think a sport needs a certain sort of finesse, skill and mastery to it

these ridiculous 'endurance' or 'taken to extreme' contests are fucking stupid

they're almost like sports invented for people that can't be proper athletes

the news story about a hot-dog eating former champion storming the stage at a hot-dog eating contest comes to mind

get a real fucking hobby

Last edited by Uzique (2010-08-12 06:38:13)

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13rin
Member
+977|6478
Cheerleading was just deemed a non sport here in the US by a judge.  It was a big deal as schools are mandated equal sporting programs between the sexes.  So schools must either add another female sport or drop a male sporting program to balance it.  I see an appeal coming. 

The FSU cheerleaders I know would strongly disagree with his ruling.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6469
there's some gymnastic ability in that, though.

sitting your fat ass in a stupidly-hot sauna... no
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Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6652
So the guy was literally melting but still thought it would be a better idea to go for the win?

Darwin award candidate.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5473|Ventura, California

Lucien wrote:

So the guy was literally melting but still thought it would be a better idea to go for the win?

Darwin award candidate.
this

Lets be honest, how stupid is it to walk into a 110°C room and see who can stand melting the longest? It's so fucking hot in there that the top of their ears split, they get huge amounts of blisters and sagging parts of skin filled with pus. I won't go on with the different external effects this "Sport" provides.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6469
and it's not even fun. at least fuck your body up doing something fun, like heroin or extreme bear-boxing or something.
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Chou
Member
+737|6790

Uzique wrote:

and it's not even fun. at least fuck your body up doing something fun, like heroin or extreme bear-boxing or something.
I see a WC combo right there. bear on heroin though.

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