eleven bravo wrote:
knew a guy, a tanker, who was having problems while he was in kuwait. got his dear john in the mail, went to a phone booth to talk to his girl and blew his head off with a 3 round burst.
Pfft. You can't really call it active duty, until you've gotten at
least one Dear John letter.
Join the military (at 18) to get a career and good education, to get you and your fiancee out of middle-of-nowhere small town America.
Get a call that goes somewhat like,
"Hey, the guy I was cheating on you with.. well, he got me pregnant, and I'm marrying him instead next week. Oh, and he's in a band, deals crank, and doesn't have a job because he's got mental issues."Going by her due date, she was screwing him a month before I left.
The proper response to that is
not a three-round burst to the head.
No, the proper response to that is,
"Fuck you very much, you dumb bitch. Have a nice life. And when your little life implodes on you, please do call me and ask to come back to me.. just so I can laugh at you, tell you to fuck off, and then tell you to crawl back in the gutter!"At least she was polite enough to show what a dumb bitch she was
before I put a ring on her finger.
Last edited by rdx-fx (2010-08-02 14:20:00)