pace51
Boom?
+194|5436|Markham, Ontario

Pug wrote:

Oh, and we're having dinner out tonight...

...I'm going to feed her some drinks and bring this back up.  Should be amusing
Wear a dildo costume.
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6805|Texas - Bigger than France

pace51 wrote:

Pug wrote:

Oh, and we're having dinner out tonight...

...I'm going to feed her some drinks and bring this back up.  Should be amusing
Wear a dildo costume.
Not hard.  I'll just dress like normal.
13rin
Member
+977|6742

Pug wrote:

This might help: girls night usually ends by eleven pm.  Yeah...we're that fucking old.

My wife's attractive - she looks like Cheryl Crow with bigger boobs - but if I worried about what she was doing all the time...we wouldn't have lasted this long.  Once you get to a certain age, you don't hope for a pact between four or five married women will hold up...you just call the dude, go over to his joint, and make doughnuts.  It's not really hard to get laid if that's your plan.

So hopefully you understand why this whole thing is so amusing.  My "quit staring at my tits" and "do you think the kids heard me" wife is now focused on something new.

It certainly isn't the first time she's come home from cocktails spewing something the ladies taught her.
no, it's certainly amusing.  How long have you been married?  Only eight years here & yes I trust my wife.  The fact that Yours brought the subject up with you is a good thing (not like she hiding shit).  Above was merely my wife's 2 cents on ladies night.  Have fun and make a poll on which one to get her.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
pace51
Boom?
+194|5436|Markham, Ontario

Pug wrote:

pace51 wrote:

Pug wrote:

Oh, and we're having dinner out tonight...

...I'm going to feed her some drinks and bring this back up.  Should be amusing
Wear a dildo costume.
Not hard.  I'll just dress like normal.
Hey pug! Stop teasing pug! How would you feel if you were the one getting teased, pug? Pugs probably offended. Say sorry to pug, pug.
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6805|Texas - Bigger than France
get some therapy bub
pace51
Boom?
+194|5436|Markham, Ontario

Pug wrote:

get some therapy bub
Thats what my multiple personality keeps telling me to do.
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6805|Texas - Bigger than France

DBBrinson1 wrote:

no, it's certainly amusing.  How long have you been married?  Only eight years here & yes I trust my wife.  The fact that Yours brought the subject up with you is a good thing (not like she hiding shit).  Above was merely my wife's 2 cents on ladies night.  Have fun and make a poll on which one to get her.
been together for 13, married for 10...two kids.  Both work hard, play hard.

Here's a bit more depth:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=132955
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5747|Bolingbrook, Illinois

pace51 wrote:

Pug wrote:

pace51 wrote:


Wear a dildo costume.
Not hard.  I'll just dress like normal.
Hey pug! Stop teasing pug! How would you feel if you were the one getting teased, pug? Pugs probably offended. Say sorry to pug, pug.
what?
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5441|Sydney

pace51 wrote:

Pug wrote:

pace51 wrote:


Wear a dildo costume.
Not hard.  I'll just dress like normal.
Hey pug! Stop teasing pug! How would you feel if you were the one getting teased, pug? Pugs probably offended. Say sorry to pug, pug.
You dildo.

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