Facts about women

2010-07-23 13:12:22

#26

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6589

Welcome to "Joisy".

2010-07-23 13:12:45

#27

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6714

mtb0minime wrote:
I'm not a woman because...

I don't get orgasms from eating chocolate.

Best shit about women getting orgasms from chocolate, put that shit on yo dick and make the bitch suck amirite.

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2010-07-23 13:15:30

#28

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6652

Cybargs wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
I'm not a woman because...

I don't get orgasms from eating chocolate.
Best shit about women getting orgasms from chocolate, put that shit on yo dick and make the bitch suck amirite.

But if my dick's too small to give her an orgasm, how am I gonna be able to put enough chocolate on my dick?

2010-07-23 13:31:01

#29

Lai: Member; +186|6149

DBBrinson1 wrote:
That sucks man. My wife is awesome.

That's what she tells you!

mtb0minime wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
I'm not a woman because...

I don't get orgasms from eating chocolate.
Best shit about women getting orgasms from chocolate, put that shit on yo dick and make the bitch suck amirite.
But if my dick's too small to give her an orgasm, how am I gonna be able to put enough chocolate on my dick?

Mars bar or first dip it in condensated milk then pure Valrhona cacoa

2010-07-23 13:51:14

#30

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6124|So Cal

Women only suck when they are not "sucking".

*wink*

2010-07-23 13:54:00

#31

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5471|Ventura, California

Graphic-J wrote:
Women only suck when they are not "sucking".

*wink*

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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-07-23 13:55:55

#32

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6468

Graphic-J wrote:
Women only suck when they are not "sucking".

*wink*

you should go into stand-up

or maybe a euthanasia clinic

*wink*

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2010-07-23 13:57:10

#33

SamTheMan: +341|5139|Stoke, England

i dont think it was that funny

2010-07-23 14:06:31

#34

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6841|Alberta, Canada

Very sexist imo.

2010-07-23 14:09:11

#35

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6468

it's not so much sexist as it is extremely unfortunate that the heterosexual world has been burdened with macbeth's rampant crying

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2010-07-23 14:09:38

#36

Christbane: Member; +51|6232

this thread is still open? bunch of "boys" talking about "women" I realize some of you are over 15 in this thread but the posts for sure dont show it.

2010-07-23 14:10:05

#37

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6124|So Cal

Heh heh.. this thread is made up of 'MadMen'.

2010-07-23 14:10:30

#38

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6468

only minus all the good writing and intelligence

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2010-07-23 14:15:16

#39

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5257|foggy bottom

I guess your only other option is cock now Macbeth

Tu Stultus Es

2010-07-23 14:17:47

#40

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6620|Little Bentcock

eleven bravo wrote:
I guess your only other option is cock now Macbeth

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2010-07-23 14:19:26

#41

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|5911|...

I have yet to see one fact about women in this thread...macbeth has women problems and there is a thread for that...

...

2010-07-23 14:27:34

#42

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6576|Columbus, OH

You tell em Tuck!!!

2010-07-23 14:38:43

#43

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6466

Uzique wrote:
shifty how dare you disrespect women when sometimes they occasionally let you hang out with them and maybe touch them idk

thread needs more nietzsche

And if he's lucky they'll let him watch while they text!

2010-07-23 14:44:41

#44

lrishpride: Member; +68|5146

Protip: Find the a woman who's not only your lover but your best friend.

2010-07-23 14:46:18

#45

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6652

Facts about women: I beat them when I drink.

2010-07-23 14:46:21

#46

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6740|FUCK UBISOFT

lrishpride wrote:
Protip: Find the a woman who's not only your lover but your best friend.

and cheat on her repeatedly.

2010-07-23 14:46:57

#47

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6569

Miggle wrote:
lrishpride wrote:
Protip: Find the a woman who's not only your lover but your best friend.
and cheat on her repeatedly.

lol

♥

2010-07-23 14:53:17

#48

lrishpride: Member; +68|5146

k

if you just started uni, and you were seeing some girl from back home for a few weeks but it didn't get to a proper relationship stage you would've done the same thing. i've never touched another woman in a sexual way when our relationship progressed to the boyfriend/girlfriend stage. I know I'm the luckiest man alive to have what I have. And I'd never do anything to hurt her.

Edit: Spelling

Last edited by lrishpride (2010-07-23 14:53:44)

2010-07-23 15:05:56

#49

Bevo: Nah; +718|6519|Austin, Texas

lrishpride wrote:
i've never touched another woman in a sexual way when our relationship progressed to the boyfriend/girlfriend stage

except for those two times you did

oops

2010-07-23 15:07:14

#50

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6468

is it time for the jeremy kyle irishpride show again

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