yay1927 wrote:
Just this mate, bottom paragraph (they on about me)Mekstizzle wrote:
whats that 27Oh Mek, you yur love or what? Got summat I wanna show you
that gurkha is gangsta, the guy was dead anyway
better than shooting a bunch of kids from an apache or beating up someone in prison
http://www.penarthtimes.co.uk/sport/827 … _of_match/
Out fucking standing
If she was reading this site right now Im sure she'd pipe up '27 your a cheeky cunt and cant string a fucking sentance together' but how the flying fuck has she managed to write a book and wtf is it about? Her life? What being a girl rapper in super group 'mystique' (was her wernt it?)Uzique wrote:
nah alisha dixon1927 wrote:
The old bastard cockney who talks like he's Reggie fucking Cray?Uzique wrote:
for the first time in ages today i checked the 'books' section of several popular online-retailers... e.g. play.com
fuck ME... i was shocked at the sort of SHIT-PULP that sells to britain's readers.
the top-sellers list was composed of such veritable names as simon cowell and that cunt from strictly come dancing that couldn't judge nor dance nor sing nor actually do anything except be a simply-got-lucky-cunt.
i actually had to go back to that pit of toilet-literature to check that
The highlight for the old cunts who watch that show of piss and have bought the boo kmust be where she bitches as Arlene Phillips or w/e her fucking name is.
enough to make a grown man weep innit
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
You having some of that are ya Mek ol boy eh??Mekstizzle wrote:
yay1927 wrote:
Just this mate, bottom paragraph (they on about me)Mekstizzle wrote:
whats that 27
that gurkha is gangsta, the guy was dead anyway
better than shooting a bunch of kids from an apache or beating up someone in prison
http://www.penarthtimes.co.uk/sport/827 … _of_match/
Out fucking standing
While you was locked up in prison for parking fines, I was being out fucking standing as fucking usual at cricket.
what position do you normally play?1927 wrote:
You having some of that are ya Mek ol boy eh??Mekstizzle wrote:
yay1927 wrote:
Just this mate, bottom paragraph (they on about me)
http://www.penarthtimes.co.uk/sport/827 … _of_match/
Out fucking standing
While you was locked up in prison for parking fines, I was being out fucking standing as fucking usual at cricket.
vanilla slices
BONER
BONER
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I need a obese woman to sit on my face.
Someone tell Mek to stop being a faget and reply to my pm plz
Also tell him this
Also tell him this
Last edited by Surgeons (2010-07-20 07:29:54)
mek reply to surgeons pm plz
SamTheMan wrote:
mek reply to surgeons pm plz
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too much effort
Wat did he say?Mekstizzle wrote:
mmmf mmmf mmmf
I hate the whole fucking lot of it. Im gonna go on one now I just know itUzique wrote:
enough to make a grown man weep innit
Bruce fucking ehgrrr ehhgrrrr Forsythe - Cunt of the highest order. The only bigger one popped it a while back, Bob Spunkmouth, wish you took ya mate to the comedy graveyard Bob. Come back and get the hideous big chinned bald headed wig wearing celebrity golfing mutha fucker. To see you, to see you nicely cunted in the bastard Bruce, ya fuckwitt.
The bald cockney Reggie Cray sounding judge - Who the fuck is he? Len fucking Goodman. Fucking who? Cunt.
Bruno - STFU Bruno ya fucking show off, look at you ya fat bastard in ya smart suit, ya dickie bow tie and ya Italian accent, mama mia, fucking queer.
Alisha - Misteeq stylie she once sang I think. Was this bint not married to So solid crews 'Harvey' till he smashed another girls pasty. I give you a fucking 10/10 for that Harv's. This isnt Jordan's Harvey btw, they look similar but Dwight Yorke aint his Dad.
Tess - The only reason worth watching it I suppose. get ya fucking cha cha's out Tess and show us where you piss from, theres a good girl.
The live audience get well into it, did I just say 'live', debatable, I think they borrowed them off the bingo hall next door. They sit at them fucking tables being all proper and that, cunts. How bored can you get. They get all sad when one of the washed up cunts gets voted off, Bruce stuttering to find the right thing to say. Tess- just show us them flaps darl and we'll be out of ya way in no time
'Oh Margeory, me and Edna are going to London on Saturday'
'fuck for Doris, its wank?'
'Oh Marg, dont be like that, we are going to see a show Friday night and see the live filming of Strictly cuhhh'
'Fuck off Doris ya boring the tits off me again'
STRICTLY FUCK RIGHT OFF MUTHA FUCKERS
mek why arent you dead
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Posistion?? wtf?Mekstizzle wrote:
what position do you normally play?1927 wrote:
You having some of that are ya Mek ol boy eh??Mekstizzle wrote:
yay
While you was locked up in prison for parking fines, I was being out fucking standing as fucking usual at cricket.
Posistion, its fucking cricket Mek.
I open the mutha fucking bowling and bat 5/6/7/8 and field like a fucking demon.
name me one player who opens bowling and also bats at fifth1927 wrote:
Posistion?? wtf?Mekstizzle wrote:
what position do you normally play?1927 wrote:
You having some of that are ya Mek ol boy eh??
While you was locked up in prison for parking fines, I was being out fucking standing as fucking usual at cricket.
Posistion, its fucking cricket Mek.
I open the mutha fucking bowling and bat 5/6/7/8 and field like a fucking demon.
but yeah you're right, when you're just mucking about it's different but to me it looks like you're playing almost pro cricket
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Matthew BirchMekstizzle wrote:
name me one player who opens bowling and also bats at fifth1927 wrote:
Posistion?? wtf?Mekstizzle wrote:
what position do you normally play?
Posistion, its fucking cricket Mek.
I open the mutha fucking bowling and bat 5/6/7/8 and field like a fucking demon.
♥
said he hates you and will never reply to your pmSurgeons wrote:
Wat did he say?Mekstizzle wrote:
mmmf mmmf mmmf
Fuck Mek
Could you do that in bold lettering please TS, I reckon it looks much better.Toilet Sex wrote:
Matthew BirchMekstizzle wrote:
name me one player who opens bowling and also bats at fifth1927 wrote:
Posistion?? wtf?
Posistion, its fucking cricket Mek.
I open the mutha fucking bowling and bat 5/6/7/8 and field like a fucking demon.
Mark Frost was in my team on Saturday, bowled like a cunt but hit 64. Mind you he only came in off 2 paces.
Ex Middlesex and Glamorgan, one of his kids plays in the 4ths with me.
Matthew BirchMekstizzle wrote:
name me one player who opens bowling and also bats at fifth1927 wrote:
Posistion?? wtf?Mekstizzle wrote:
what position do you normally play?
Posistion, its fucking cricket Mek.
I open the mutha fucking bowling and bat 5/6/7/8 and field like a fucking demon.
♥
Im loving ya work TSToilet Sex wrote:
Matthew BirchMekstizzle wrote:
name me one player who opens bowling and also bats at fifth1927 wrote:
Posistion?? wtf?
Posistion, its fucking cricket Mek.
I open the mutha fucking bowling and bat 5/6/7/8 and field like a fucking demon.
i have a piece of meat stuck in between my teeth, and I can't get it out
DICKMEAT YOU MEANMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
i have a piece of meat stuck in between my teeth, and I can't get it out
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Still!Surgeons wrote:
Mek STILL hasn't returned my pm