jord
Member
+2,382|6962|The North, beyond the wall.
I hated the breakfasts, I had to constantly swap to get corned beef which was fucking shit anyway, especially when you didnt have time to cook it and had to suck it up raw before patrolling and running around all morning with no energy levels.


i might research what british plantlife is edible so i can go eat off bushes in a park.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6506|Escea

jord wrote:

I hated the breakfasts, I had to constantly swap to get corned beef which was fucking shit anyway, especially when you didnt have time to cook it and had to suck it up raw before patrolling and running around all morning with no energy levels.


i might research what british plantlife is edible so i can go eat off bushes in a park.
Bear Grylls that shit jord.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6957|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
omg ts a right ol nerd fest in the thread below, fuck I havent got a clue what they geeking on about in there, im like 'wwwwwwwwwwwoh'
jord
Member
+2,382|6962|The North, beyond the wall.
i watched it on some homeless documentary a while back, this guy walked around picking fruit and leaves and shit, put it in a pan and fried it and had his dinner. granted it looked fucking awful and the presenter said as such, but i guess its a pretty handy skill to know.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6773|Gogledd Cymru

Ledley signed for Celtic the other day n all 27
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6911|UK

1927 wrote:

omg ts a right ol nerd fest in the thread below, fuck I havent got a clue what they geeking on about in there, im like 'wwwwwwwwwwwoh'
The thread below = ?
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6773|Gogledd Cymru

jord
Member
+2,382|6962|The North, beyond the wall.
As in on recent posts list I imagine, aka Pace's bone USAF gunship thread
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6072|Catherine Black

1927 wrote:

Finray wrote:

Aite Dad any chance of subbing me £275? I need some shit for my computer.
Yeah alright.  I just won £10 on the lottery scracthing a mutha card yo! and I'll eat bread and drink water for a month, you can get ya pc sorted then.  I'll have to send you some 'safe' porn instead of the trash you been looking at.
Top, Da, loves ya.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6957|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Ledley ya lil shit.  Not a penny in compo cos its a 'Euro' move.  Fucking dickhead, he knows we are skint and it would of been a min of £3m off Stoke.  Instead he can play in the Champs League and then vs Kilmarnock.

Yeah the what gunship or w/e thread.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6957|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Finray wrote:

1927 wrote:

Finray wrote:

Aite Dad any chance of subbing me £275? I need some shit for my computer.
Yeah alright.  I just won £10 on the lottery scracthing a mutha card yo! and I'll eat bread and drink water for a month, you can get ya pc sorted then.  I'll have to send you some 'safe' porn instead of the trash you been looking at.
Top, Da, loves ya.
Same yur son.

Dont suppose a wank is out of the question is it?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6957|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

1927 wrote:

omg ts a right ol nerd fest in the thread below, fuck I havent got a clue what they geeking on about in there, im like 'wwwwwwwwwwwoh'
Keep that thread open, its keeping Dilbo well occupied, he's getting well into it.

Jord I wont be debating or w/e cos its shit.  I also have no knowledge about w/e it is there creaming themselves over in there.
jord
Member
+2,382|6962|The North, beyond the wall.

1927 wrote:

1927 wrote:

omg ts a right ol nerd fest in the thread below, fuck I havent got a clue what they geeking on about in there, im like 'wwwwwwwwwwwoh'
Keep that thread open, its keeping Dilbo well occupied, he's getting well into it.

Jord I wont be debating or w/e cos its shit.  I also have no knowledge about w/e it is there creaming themselves over in there.
I'm not debating there I just take every oppurtunity to put Pace down innit
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6957|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Imagine someone here at bf2s got married and we all went.  Your looking at the table plan and you see ya name next to Pace's and Dilberts.

Christ all fucking mighty
jord
Member
+2,382|6962|The North, beyond the wall.
I'd get slaughtered on free beer, that would make sitting next to pace somewhat bearable. Kinda, I mean sure I'd probably bottle him or something, but for a few hours I'd manage I guess.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6957|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Id spike the pair of them, meet you all on the dancefloor in arf an hour, i'll bring The Twins with me, help me up onto the stage and i'll take over and kick the dj off.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6072|Catherine Black

1927 wrote:

Finray wrote:

1927 wrote:


Yeah alright.  I just won £10 on the lottery scracthing a mutha card yo! and I'll eat bread and drink water for a month, you can get ya pc sorted then.  I'll have to send you some 'safe' porn instead of the trash you been looking at.
Top, Da, loves ya.
Same yur son.

Dont suppose a wank is out of the question is it?
Yes, yes it is.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6957|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Finray wrote:

1927 wrote:

Finray wrote:


Top, Da, loves ya.
Same yur son.

Dont suppose a wank is out of the question is it?
Yes, yes it is.
What kind of Son are you?
jord
Member
+2,382|6962|The North, beyond the wall.
enjoy your dance ill be by the table full of free food with a plate and 2 carrier bags.


Oh and btw someone make a threa don uk tv chat. tonight is good, titanic, v for vendetta, corrie and the last samurai are all on.


probably gonna go with titanic at 7:20 till the end at 11pm, then double family guy, then news then bed
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6806
had one of the most massive shits of my life this morning. i feel amazing
jord
Member
+2,382|6962|The North, beyond the wall.
bf2s ee chat twitter
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6072|Catherine Black

1927 wrote:

Finray wrote:

1927 wrote:


Same yur son.

Dont suppose a wank is out of the question is it?
Yes, yes it is.
What kind of Son are you?
A non-incestual one D:
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Cybargs
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+2,285|7000
WTF bbc. New layout looks EXACTLY the same as CNN

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/
http://edition.cnn.com/
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,743|7021|Cinncinatti
its not shit though
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6957|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

ig wrote:

had one of the most massive shits of my life this morning. i feel amazing
Same here about 6 hours ago and I still havent farted yet.  It was a fucking monster, it kept coming and coming, I left the shitta wishing I had weighed myself before and after as I just knew it was one of those poo's that would make a difference.  My first fart is going to be a fucking rippaaaaa

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