By the sounds of it they were those wannabee coppers PSO's, or Community Coppers. I like them bless em, bobbies on the beat does imo make a difference and a worthy deterant. They gave me some advice here last week cos some fella keeps coming in and knicking stuff, when questioned he comes out with 'got any jobs mate'. They told me I cant take him hostage and hit him n that, I HAVE to ring them, tut. You'll never get anything sorted with that attitude. Next time he asks me Im gonna say 'yes, give me ya name and number and address' and hand it to the OB. How rather gay I thought. We tend to police it ourselves down here and most of the time people behave themselves.liquidat0r wrote:
Yeah, it is good of them. Gave me a kind of business card kind of thing told me (well, my parents really) to call if we see anything suspicious/etc. Looks like they've gone all the way up & down the road, yeah.1927 wrote:
Ahh thats good of them.
Did they tell you to like be vigilant or step up security? Did they knock everyones door?Haha! Maybe you just look like a criminal, eh?1927 wrote:
Two coppers stopped me in the street one day asked me to be in an identity line up, Id get £10 for my troubles. Sure I said, so I did, I turned up at the right time etc etc the fucking witness only fucking picked me out of the line up the silly cow.
There's PSO's and real officers up the road too.
Was the witness your sister?1927 wrote:
No mate she was deadDilbert_X wrote:
Was it your mum?1927 wrote:
Ahh thats good of them.
Did they tell you to like be vigilant or step up security? Did they knock everyones door?
Two coppers stopped me in the street one day asked me to be in an identity line up, Id get £10 for my troubles. Sure I said, so I did, I turned up at the right time etc etc the fucking witness only fucking picked me out of the line up the silly cow.
Fuck Israel
No she was too busy sucking my Dad off.Dilbert_X wrote:
Was the witness your sister?1927 wrote:
No mate she was deadDilbert_X wrote:
Was it your mum?
Fuck Dilb, I feel like Im back in the nick now with all these fucking questions. I never fucking done fuck all alright pal. You wont bastard take me alive.
gj on 2001
Hmm, if some random person picked you out of a lineup you must have done something
Try asking the police for her home address so you can have a 'chat'.
Try asking the police for her home address so you can have a 'chat'.
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Fuck Israel
Ive joined the mutha fucking 2000 club Dilb so watch who the fuck ya speaking to, chucking wild alligators at me willy nilly. I was gonna write Alligations but when your in the 2000 club you can say what you like. So alligators it is.Dilbert_X wrote:
Hmm, if some random person picked you out of a lineup you must have done something
Try asking the police for her home address so you can have a 'chat'.
From now on you lot must read what I write and try and work out wtf Im trying to say.
Yeah, bit like the last 4+ years really.
Is that one of those mail-order bride deals?
Anyway, if you're going to do stuff I'd suggest not going to a lineup as well.
Anyway, if you're going to do stuff I'd suggest not going to a lineup as well.
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Fuck Israel
I've got to go pick up gig tickets today
Why dont you just fucking love me like everyone else does round yur, you'll start enjoying life then.Dilbert_X wrote:
Is that one of those mail-order bride deals?
I've never seen the fun in being happy, I'll stick to what I know, its for the best.
My firearms need oiling, I'll go do that.
My firearms need oiling, I'll go do that.
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Fuck Israel
Good place to do that would be 'The Ass appriciation' threadDilbert_X wrote:
I've never seen the fun in being happy, I'll stick to what I know, its for the best.
My firearms need oiling, I'll go do that.
Don't have internet access in the dungeon/weapons store, be back later.1927 wrote:
Good place to do that would be 'The Ass appriciation' threadDilbert_X wrote:
I've never seen the fun in being happy, I'll stick to what I know, its for the best.
My firearms need oiling, I'll go do that.
Fuck Israel
Dilb stop picking on '27
He's so awesome if I could choose I'd pick him as my dad.
He's so awesome if I could choose I'd pick him as my dad.
I wouldn't pick as my dad cause my dad is quality, but he'd definitely be a fucking great uncle. On my Dad's side too, cause my dad doesn't have any siblingsFinray wrote:
Dilb stop picking on '27
He's so awesome if I could choose I'd pick him as my dad.
is there anything better after a hard day's work than award winning indian and a cold one?
My dad's good as a provider, but kinda lacking in the whole dad duties department.JakAttaK wrote:
I wouldn't pick as my dad cause my dad is quality, but he'd definitely be a fucking great uncle. On my Dad's side too, cause my dad doesn't have any siblingsFinray wrote:
Dilb stop picking on '27
He's so awesome if I could choose I'd pick him as my dad.
Ahh thats fair enough. I'd go as far to say my dad is one of my best mates.Finray wrote:
My dad's good as a provider, but kinda lacking in the whole dad duties department.JakAttaK wrote:
I wouldn't pick as my dad cause my dad is quality, but he'd definitely be a fucking great uncle. On my Dad's side too, cause my dad doesn't have any siblingsFinray wrote:
Dilb stop picking on '27
He's so awesome if I could choose I'd pick him as my dad.
Cheers Boys, Dilb aint picking on me, we just having some girly banter.
Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair. And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket. Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.
Fuck me I panicked like fuck 5 mins ago. I looked at my watch and thought one of the hands must of vanished/disappeared. Phewwww, silly me, it was midday all along. 'Cheeky watch' I thought to myself.
Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair. And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket. Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.
Fuck me I panicked like fuck 5 mins ago. I looked at my watch and thought one of the hands must of vanished/disappeared. Phewwww, silly me, it was midday all along. 'Cheeky watch' I thought to myself.
Sounds sexy.1927 wrote:
Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair. And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket. Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.
your missing out and my house man1927 wrote:
Cheers Boys, Dilb aint picking on me, we just having some girly banter.
Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair. And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket. Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.
Fuck me I panicked like fuck 5 mins ago. I looked at my watch and thought one of the hands must of vanished/disappeared. Phewwww, silly me, it was midday all along. 'Cheeky watch' I thought to myself.
Well its not.Finray wrote:
Sounds sexy.1927 wrote:
Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair. And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket. Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.
You started the weekend off with £3.50, your now down to £3.25
Im doing what where mate?Adams_BJ wrote:
your missing out and my house man1927 wrote:
Cheers Boys, Dilb aint picking on me, we just having some girly banter.
Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair. And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket. Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.
Fuck me I panicked like fuck 5 mins ago. I looked at my watch and thought one of the hands must of vanished/disappeared. Phewwww, silly me, it was midday all along. 'Cheeky watch' I thought to myself.
The only one who could ever reach me, was the son of a preacher man.
1927 wrote:
Im doing what where mate?Adams_BJ wrote:
your missing out and my house man1927 wrote:
Cheers Boys, Dilb aint picking on me, we just having some girly banter.
Fin if I was ya ol man Id shower you, blow dry ya body, throw talc on it and then blow dry and straighten ya hair. And Id buy you happy meals on Weds after hockey training and Saturdays after cricket. Best of all, Id let you swear providing we wernt over Grandads.
Fuck me I panicked like fuck 5 mins ago. I looked at my watch and thought one of the hands must of vanished/disappeared. Phewwww, silly me, it was midday all along. 'Cheeky watch' I thought to myself.
Adams_BJ wrote:
is there anything better after a hard day's work than award winning indian and a cold one?