Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
do you have a facebook page? Because i like you.
Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Here's a used fleshlight for that floppy member of yours...
are you jamaican? because jamaican me crazy
Have you ever been to Chucky Cheese?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Anybody see you leave?
if you were my inflatable doll....I would stop inflating you
*hands you a measuring tape without ticks*
I got you this because my love for you is immeasurable
I got you this because my love for you is immeasurable
@voodoodolphins: Perfect! Your dolphin's mouth is open....
@mtb: You'll need those shades when I unleash my sunshine upon you...
@mtb: You'll need those shades when I unleash my sunshine upon you...
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I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is.
actually I was joking that the pickup line "great, i just had the worst diarrhea ever, literally." works every time.Brasso wrote:
no i had it before he said that, then i came out, checked bf2s, and saw that sentence.Miggle wrote:
works every time.Brasso wrote:
great, i just had the worst diarrhea ever, literally.
should have made that clearer.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Fancy a dance?Harmor wrote:
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Good, fuck off
I wanna chat ya mate up
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
I wanna stick my
In your
In your
go drink bleach
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I got something far whiter for you to drink.FatherTed wrote:
go drink bleach
bleach isn't white but ok your jokes still shit.pace51 wrote:
I got something far whiter for you to drink.FatherTed wrote:
go drink bleach
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Pace, what do you want to stick in someones ginger pussy? A fucking aeroplane? Ya not all there are you son?
The boy don't have all the Moomins in the valley. So to speak.1927 wrote:
Pace, what do you want to stick in someones ginger pussy? A fucking aeroplane? Ya not all there are you son?
I'll make you all Ultra-funky-like
It's an Antonov An-22 Antheus, codenamed "Cock" by NATO.1927 wrote:
Pace, what do you want to stick in someones ginger pussy? A fucking aeroplane? Ya not all there are you son?
i'll tell that to the ladies tonight