Wow, simple beer with bros at pub turns into pool tourney shut down early, to drunk chick trying to carry my buddy down the pub stairs, to fall down hit her head on steps and rolling her ankle, to carrying her back to her pad, which turns out to be baller apartment I walk past daily, which turns into other girl and guy we were with fighting, which turns into me busting fat creeper in the shadows watching other couple group, then walking into a group of meth heads.... interesting where a night can go.
Shit last night was messy. We somehow got split up walking back to the tram, and I ended up on the wrong side of the station. Which in Amsterdam is really hard to do, as there's water behind it. I spent a while trying to climb over this gigantic fence, but fortunately I realised this was a bad idea and walked around. Most annoying thing though, I feel asleep on the tram and wound up doing a complete loop of the city. I woke up at the stop where I started
I've come to the conclusion that Oxford is a shit night out unless you are expecting a shit night and shisha is involved.
I am drunk again and my dad started talking to me (he was drunk, too), about all his memorable nights when he was younger.
Some fucking funny stories
Some fucking funny stories
I love it when Dad's start treating you like their buddies when they get drunk
(Bf2s) mattyboy checking in. Figire I owe this place a few visits once in a while
I had to drink the kings cup. It was getting warm and I volunteered. Yum. Not the first time.
Fcking awesome night.
Alcohol, green, all's good.
I got stopped by the police on the way home cos I walked past an alarm.
I swear that was an excuse, the stuff he was asking felt like he was hitting on me... The fag.
Alcohol, green, all's good.
I got stopped by the police on the way home cos I walked past an alarm.
I swear that was an excuse, the stuff he was asking felt like he was hitting on me... The fag.
Sweetwater 420. Boosh
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
you were drunk, not him.FFLink wrote:
I swear that was an excuse, the stuff he was asking felt like he was hitting on me... The fag.
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time to post here...
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I love gooners
uzique rulez
toilet sex's wife is bangin
edit
I love gooners
uzique rulez
toilet sex's wife is bangin
Last edited by CammRobb (2010-06-21 16:10:52)
a beautiful tributeCammRobb wrote:
time to post here...
edit
I love gooners
uzique rulez
toilet sex's wife is bangin
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my mum let me drink a blue vk once
and then ypi assed out/SamTheMan wrote:
my mum let me drink a blue vk once
edit: you passed out.
Last edited by CammRobb (2010-06-21 16:20:09)
fuckin bet u were fuckin diced m8SamTheMan wrote:
my mum let me drink a blue vk once
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nah i can handle it
chill I've had like loads to drinkSamTheMan wrote:
nah i can handle it
i'm gonna go and get a pint
of milk
(i actually am)
of milk
(i actually am)
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i killed a bottle of muscado so far (1500ml). it is Saturday . . .
tyesrtewxfjkghnj;kouhgfrydeswrtxtcyvubinomkp,lokiju9y8tfvbguh78tgnjihug:awsm:
noice 
iknowrite?
WOOOOO IM SO FUCKED UP 4 LOKOS AR THA SHIT IDRANK 2 OF HEM TONIGHT AND THIir AWMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im standing outside and something drips on me from some plant, ive no idea
inside i feel something splash my legs, some guy puked
im standing in front of a parking structure and something hits my nose, some dude is taking a piss from the third story
what the fuck now really, im staying home
the best part, whoring out your female friends to guys to get them to buy them drinks and slip in a "oh can you buy my friend one too?"
"hi im A12345 and youll be buying my whiskey if you want to get in her pants, you wont really be getting in her pants though, in fact shes giving you a fake number and were all leaving without you in five minutes"
ok so i bought one of the random guys a courtesy drink, started to feel bad for him...
inside i feel something splash my legs, some guy puked
im standing in front of a parking structure and something hits my nose, some dude is taking a piss from the third story
what the fuck now really, im staying home
the best part, whoring out your female friends to guys to get them to buy them drinks and slip in a "oh can you buy my friend one too?"
"hi im A12345 and youll be buying my whiskey if you want to get in her pants, you wont really be getting in her pants though, in fact shes giving you a fake number and were all leaving without you in five minutes"
ok so i bought one of the random guys a courtesy drink, started to feel bad for him...
Last edited by A12345 (2010-07-03 07:37:20)
it's 5:00 somewhere
tell ATG to take his shirt off and go hit the pool. Farmer's tans are soo 1842