Harmor, just get yourself a hooker man, it's way easier.
- globefish23
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But way more expensive.ghettoperson wrote:
Harmor, just get yourself a hooker man, it's way easier.
He'd need to be a programming geek like Bill Gates - after he built up his monopoly.
He said in his virgin post he makes a ton of money. Seems like the obvious solution to me. Hell, if he's as well of as he says he is he could have a permanent hooker installed in his house that pretends to be his girlfriend.
Girlfriends can cost almost as much as a permanent hooker somtimes...
Last edited by Jaekus (2010-06-28 02:26:26)
redundantghettoperson wrote:
he could have a permanent hooker installed in his house that pretends to be his girlfriend.
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6477|Graz, Austria
A good sign that a girl likes you, is, if she is interested in things you do or like, which she obviously hasn't been before. More so, if she's joining you in doing them.
E.g.: If a pacifist, vegetarian hippie girl joins a war veteran's barbecue, just to be with her man.
Also, you should favor the proverb "birds of a feather flock together" over "opposites attract".
In the long run, you'll only get a long(ish) lasting relationship if you have things to share after the effect of the "rose-colored glasses" wears off.
E.g.: If a pacifist, vegetarian hippie girl joins a war veteran's barbecue, just to be with her man.
Also, you should favor the proverb "birds of a feather flock together" over "opposites attract".
In the long run, you'll only get a long(ish) lasting relationship if you have things to share after the effect of the "rose-colored glasses" wears off.
siihb
You guys are talking as if harmor actually reads and posts in the threads he creates
where have you been peter
im sorry but you dont end up being a 35 year old virgin unless you really just dont like girls.
Tu Stultus Es
Says the guy who's dry spell has lasted...?eleven bravo wrote:
im sorry but you dont end up being a 35 year old virgin unless you really just dont like girls.
not 35 years
and I know I could go out and fuck a fat girl if I felt like driving for 25 mintes.
and I know I could go out and fuck a fat girl if I felt like driving for 25 mintes.
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Tu Stultus Es
or if you felt like taking a stab in the flabeleven bravo wrote:
not 35 years
and I know I could go out and fuck a fat girl if I felt like driving for 25 mintes.
She lickeydapeepee!!!!!!!!!
Harmor, you could get lucky at a Star Trek or D&D Convention.
This.DBBrinson1 wrote:
There is a look a woman gives you. I call it the 'fuck stare'. Some here may have seen it before.
If you have taught that woman a couple of Judo throws, she very well may use one of them on you to put you down on a bed while giving you the above mentioned look.
If you have never experienced the 'fuck stare', a moderately close analog would be the stare a starving fattie gives a cupcake.
if you stick a finger up her bum, and she dribbles a bit, it's a sign.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
When you give her a hug and rub your erection on her, and she doesn't move away or complain.
if you pull it out and she's bleeding pretty badly, she likes you.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
When you give her a hug and you feel her erection rub up on you.
Yuck. I'm not talking about the hymen...FatherTed wrote:
if you pull it out and she's bleeding pretty badly, she likes you.
this is a very close descriptionrdx-fx wrote:
This.DBBrinson1 wrote:
There is a look a woman gives you. I call it the 'fuck stare'. Some here may have seen it before.
If you have taught that woman a couple of Judo throws, she very well may use one of them on you to put you down on a bed while giving you the above mentioned look.
If you have never experienced the 'fuck stare', a moderately close analog would be the stare a starving fattie gives a cupcake.
This is correct. In school I could tell from a glance across the bar at which pretty thing I should talk to . It only lasts a second or two but you know it when she does it. It's all in her eyes. God I love those looks. I still get them from time to time (random women when I'm out and about). I caught mah' Missus in a photo giving me one. I'd post it but I know the crowd.rdx-fx wrote:
This.DBBrinson1 wrote:
There is a look a woman gives you. I call it the 'fuck stare'. Some here may have seen it before.
If you have taught that woman a couple of Judo throws, she very well may use one of them on you to put you down on a bed while giving you the above mentioned look.
If you have never experienced the 'fuck stare', a moderately close analog would be the stare a starving fattie gives a cupcake.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
id rather be poor and get tang than have loads of money and having never touched a vagina
Tu Stultus Es
It's true. We would definitely beat off to photos of your wife.DBBrinson1 wrote:
This is correct. In school I could tell from a glance across the bar at which pretty thing I should talk to . It only lasts a second or two but you know it when she does it. It's all in her eyes. God I love those looks. I still get them from time to time (random women when I'm out and about). I caught mah' Missus in a photo giving me one. I'd post it but I know the crowd.rdx-fx wrote:
This.DBBrinson1 wrote:
There is a look a woman gives you. I call it the 'fuck stare'. Some here may have seen it before.
If you have taught that woman a couple of Judo throws, she very well may use one of them on you to put you down on a bed while giving you the above mentioned look.
If you have never experienced the 'fuck stare', a moderately close analog would be the stare a starving fattie gives a cupcake.