yeah gwai lao, no chance buddy.Cybargs wrote:
You will have 0 chance with the Asian. Trust me gwai lao.-Sh1fty- wrote:
So Saturday night night I am supposed to spend the night at my Grandmother's house, (It's one of those old Swiss family houses with like 8 rooms or more) with my 2 sisters, my 2 cousins and this 19 year old (short) Asian girl who's pretty hot.
In separate rooms of course, but it turns out I might be the only one who can make it, and her too, and she isn't canceling This could be epic.
lol
would a hot 19 year old asian go for our little buddy Bradley?
hmm
would a hot 19 year old asian go for our little buddy Bradley?
hmm
Speaking of Asians and girl problems...
In college the majority of chicks who went after me were Asians. Yes, my college was mostly Asian, but still... Now if only I had yellow fever I would've been in luck
In college the majority of chicks who went after me were Asians. Yes, my college was mostly Asian, but still... Now if only I had yellow fever I would've been in luck
Cali Asians are very fucking white washed whores. Shit ain't even funny.mtb0minime wrote:
Speaking of Asians and girl problems...
In college the majority of chicks who went after me were Asians. Yes, my college was mostly Asian, but still... Now if only I had yellow fever I would've been in luck
Those I don't mind, but there were so many FOBs tooCybargs wrote:
Cali Asians are very fucking white washed whores. Shit ain't even funny.mtb0minime wrote:
Speaking of Asians and girl problems...
In college the majority of chicks who went after me were Asians. Yes, my college was mostly Asian, but still... Now if only I had yellow fever I would've been in luck
im white washed like no otherCybargs wrote:
Cali Asians are very fucking white washed whores. Shit ain't even funny.mtb0minime wrote:
Speaking of Asians and girl problems...
In college the majority of chicks who went after me were Asians. Yes, my college was mostly Asian, but still... Now if only I had yellow fever I would've been in luck
Irvine = full of fobs and Azns. You will never fuck a fob m8. I know right now theres a huge "only date asian guy" things about asian girls. Coz they think white boy will cheatings on them lelz.mtb0minime wrote:
Those I don't mind, but there were so many FOBs tooCybargs wrote:
Cali Asians are very fucking white washed whores. Shit ain't even funny.mtb0minime wrote:
Speaking of Asians and girl problems...
In college the majority of chicks who went after me were Asians. Yes, my college was mostly Asian, but still... Now if only I had yellow fever I would've been in luck
Good, cuz I don't wanna!Cybargs wrote:
You will never fuck a fob m8.mtb0minime wrote:
Those I don't mind, but there were so many FOBs tooCybargs wrote:
Cali Asians are very fucking white washed whores. Shit ain't even funny.
So this girl on Facebook is texting me now and stuff and we talked a little bit on Facebook. She's a lower classmen from my school, she's a dark-skinned girl, she's got a dog face but a tight-ass body, lol. Do not want to go out with based on face but would fuck. Is it possible to pursue it that way?
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sure
Ah shit, she's asking me about me and stuff and I already pulled all the stops too, lmao. Like how I don't get a lot of attention from girls and stuff like that. I don't want a relationship or anything, lol. Fuck it gives me a sick feeling in my stomach, she's not the aggressive type anyway so I should be good but I'm still not sure how to avoid stuff. She sees me through underclassmen goggles like I'm some kind of cool-ass senior and it isn't that way, lol.
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and the problem is...?Cybargs wrote:
Cali Asians are very fucking white washed whores. Shit ain't even funny.mtb0minime wrote:
Speaking of Asians and girl problems...
In college the majority of chicks who went after me were Asians. Yes, my college was mostly Asian, but still... Now if only I had yellow fever I would've been in luck
stick it in her pooper. also post picks so we can guide you better_j5689_ wrote:
Ah shit, she's asking me about me and stuff and I already pulled all the stops too, lmao. Like how I don't get a lot of attention from girls and stuff like that. I don't want a relationship or anything, lol. Fuck it gives me a sick feeling in my stomach, she's not the aggressive type anyway so I should be good but I'm still not sure how to avoid stuff. She sees me through underclassmen goggles like I'm some kind of cool-ass senior and it isn't that way, lol.
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs639.snc … 1868_n.jpgAdams_BJ wrote:
stick it in her pooper. also post picks so we can guide you better_j5689_ wrote:
Ah shit, she's asking me about me and stuff and I already pulled all the stops too, lmao. Like how I don't get a lot of attention from girls and stuff like that. I don't want a relationship or anything, lol. Fuck it gives me a sick feeling in my stomach, she's not the aggressive type anyway so I should be good but I'm still not sure how to avoid stuff. She sees me through underclassmen goggles like I'm some kind of cool-ass senior and it isn't that way, lol.
That's one of her better pics, lol. I mean it's not that bad but the other pics she looks TERRIBLE with make-up, so fucking bad. My standards are usually way higher than her but she just can't get enough of me for some reason
Edit: other/possibly better pic:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak- … 4597_n.jpg
And pics aren't gonna help you guide me better, lol
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From the sounds of it, you don't really want anything to do with this girl either then potentially fucking her.
So It just comes down to how much effort you want to put into this girl in order to get into her pants.
Hit it and quit it, and if you can't because shes not that type of girl.. etc... then forget about her and don't waste your time.
So It just comes down to how much effort you want to put into this girl in order to get into her pants.
Hit it and quit it, and if you can't because shes not that type of girl.. etc... then forget about her and don't waste your time.
Yeah, I'll probably just not bother. Honestly I'm just trying to get her away but I guess she thinks I'm playing hard to get or something. I mean I am TRYING to fuck this up, I told her I don't get girls and I can't drive and never go out of the house and she still seems interested. WTF am I doing right lmaoLT.Victim wrote:
From the sounds of it, you don't really want anything to do with this girl either then potentially fucking her.
So It just comes down to how much effort you want to put into this girl in order to get into her pants.
Hit it and quit it, and if you can't because shes not that type of girl.. etc... then forget about her and don't waste your time.
Well maybe she thinks you're playing hard to get, or sees it as a game... "can I get this guy who supposedly can't get girls?"
just forget it mah boiiii, you're going to college soon anyway.
just forget it mah boiiii, you're going to college soon anyway.
ive had that, was quite funHurricane2k9 wrote:
sees it as a game... "can I get this guy who supposedly can't get girls?"
Go for some drinks with her, maybe with others, get both drunk. If you end up in bed, goal achieved and you can blame it on the booze and "just be friends" if nothing happens, at least you had a night out fun.
Or, tell her the truth. Not about the horseface, but how you find her attractive but arn´t interested in a relationship.
Or, tell her the truth. Not about the horseface, but how you find her attractive but arn´t interested in a relationship.
Ah man, she called me while I was setting up for my graduation party and just wanted to talk; wasn't much talking, she just mentioned how she needed to get a perm, and I was like oh, and she was like do you know what it is, and I was like no and there was a long pause she just said O.K., I'll talk to you later or something like that and I didn't think about but I said for her to call me tomorrow just so I didn't look like a dick. Man, now I feel sorry for the girl with dreads that I liked, this must be what it feels like to almost want someone but they other person wants you too much. I guess I gotta just say I'm not lookin for a relationship since that's clearly what she's going for, and it's not like there's any way for her to know if I actually do get in one which isn't likely this summer.
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
just forget it mah boiiii, you're going to college soon anyway.
And PGCC at thatHurricane2k9 wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
just forget it mah boiiii, you're going to college soon anyway.
And believe me I'd love to forget it but this girl appears to be doing everything in her power, I've got to be more counter-aggressive or something to get her to fuck off but I can't just be a blatant ass. I'm like dreading tomorrow because of this shit. I don't have any idea what to do without being an asshole
btw, I wonder how many people actually know exactly what your avatar is, lol
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fuck her..
lol @ shifty getting some action at his Grandma's
Serious Flex
Dude, even I know that. It's the flag of Maryland._j5689_ wrote:
btw, I wonder how many people actually know exactly what your avatar is, lolHurricane2k9 wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
just forget it mah boiiii, you're going to college soon anyway.