My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
great, i just had the worst diarrhea ever, literally.alexb wrote:
My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
works every time.Brasso wrote:
great, i just had the worst diarrhea ever, literally.alexb wrote:
My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
no i had it before he said that, then i came out, checked bf2s, and saw that sentence.Miggle wrote:
works every time.Brasso wrote:
great, i just had the worst diarrhea ever, literally.alexb wrote:
My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
ITT: Everyone waiting for Eifa to post as to not appear gay
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Hi Floppy, never mind those guys with the 3 1/2 inchers. I've got a full 5 inches I can stick in your Behind/utt/um drive. Nothing but firmware. I hope your processor can handle my load, baby.
mtb0minime wrote:
Hi Floppy, never mind those guys with the 3 1/2 inchers. I've got a full 5 inches I can stick in your Behind/utt/um drive. Nothing but firmware. I hope your processor can handle my load, baby.
nothx
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
i hav candy get in teh van
noice 
This is incredibly gay.
If I wanna be your lover, do I gotta get with your sister?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
This is incredibly gay.
i want to UltraFuckU....la?
Is that a can of mace in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
My theory, is you like Gremlins.
That's hot!AussieReaper wrote:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1407/gremlin.png
My theory, is you like Gremlins.
"Gizmo.... kaka!"
Thats poetry right there!mkxiii wrote:
i want to UltraFuckU....la?
Lets remake the thong song video together.Sisco10 wrote:
Thats poetry right there!mkxiii wrote:
i want to UltraFuckU....la?
That is not your roid needle pokin' ya back there.
u fail. that only works for you if you click on it.seymorebutts443 wrote:
This has been done
Roses are red violets are blue.
Ive got a gun. Get in the van.
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
Does this taste of rohypnol to you?
Any are guaranteed to work
Ive got a gun. Get in the van.
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
Does this taste of rohypnol to you?
Any are guaranteed to work
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see-e-eeeee?
You belong with me-e-eeeee
Standin by, waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that?
You belong with me-e-eeeee
You belong with me
Been here all along so why can't you see-e-eeeee?
You belong with me-e-eeeee
Standin by, waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that?
You belong with me-e-eeeee
You belong with me
I don't need a pick up line
How far is your shed?