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Pre-nup innit.

mtb0minime wrote:

Nowadays, common-law marriage seems the way to go. That way if you ever get "divorced", she doesn't keep half your shit and there isn't a ton of paperwork and lawyers to go through.

One day it will all change (for the worse), lawyers will make it so. /sarcasm

bitch im back on my grizzy

ghettoperson wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

http://www.dailybruin.com/articles/2010/5/26/ucla-student-steals-16353-gift-cards/
How come shit didn't go down when I went there
Also, you're a fucking idiot to transfer all that over the course of a week or two, and into your student account no less.


Oh wait, there was a time where a crazy kid in a chemistry lab stabbed some chick in the neck. And then a drunken RA died when he fell off a third-floor balcony and landed on his head. ...Probably more things but I don't remember

You'd think if you could get into UCLA, you'd be smart enough to figure out a better way to get the money without getting caught.

Asians = tbh. They've definitely got the book-smarts, but absolutely no common sense.

mek do you have a job or anything

If the police didnt catch him, the Feds/IRS would of. Banks have to report large sums of money (a transaction in currency of more than $10,000) being deposited to the Feds, required by law.

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Last edited by loubot (2010-05-26 12:26:43)

if you a fat chick gettin your fuck on tonight

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loubot wrote:

If the police didnt catch him, the Feds/IRS would of. Banks have to report large sums of money ($5000.00+) being deposited to the Feds, required by law.

So you do like $20~$50 over the course of a year or two. Yes, it'll take a while and you'll have to be patient, but it's worth it in the long run

BofA is like u srs jr....ok callin the Feds

PokerStars Game #44651241284: Tournament #276736326, $11+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1000/2000) - 2010/05/26 16:08:13 ET
Table '276736326 5' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: pulgask8 (25542 in chips)
Seat 2: kgabes11 (36103 in chips)
Seat 3: ph1shman420 (40783 in chips)
Seat 4: jrenks (29836 in chips)
Seat 5: elviscast29 (19124 in chips)
Seat 6: pellompogos (13430 in chips)
Seat 7: McBride1983 (51271 in chips)
Seat 8: Peace187 (39580 in chips)
Seat 9: nuggz25 (14331 in chips)
pulgask8: posts the ante 200
kgabes11: posts the ante 200
ph1shman420: posts the ante 200
jrenks: posts the ante 200
elviscast29: posts the ante 200
pellompogos: posts the ante 200
McBride1983: posts the ante 200
Peace187: posts the ante 200
nuggz25: posts the ante 200
ph1shman420: posts small blind 1000
jrenks: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ph1shman420 [Ad Kd]
elviscast29: folds
pellompogos: folds
McBride1983: folds
Peace187: raises 37380 to 39380 and is all-in
nuggz25: folds
pulgask8: folds
kgabes11: folds
ph1shman420: raises 1203 to 40583 and is all-in
jrenks: folds
Uncalled bet (1203) returned to ph1shman420
*** FLOP *** [2s 9c Qd]
*** TURN *** [2s 9c Qd] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [2s 9c Qd Qh] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ph1shman420: shows [Ad Kd] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Peace187: shows [7c Ah] (two pair, Aces and Queens - lower kicker)
ph1shman420 collected 82560 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 82560 | Rake 0
Board [2s 9c Qd Qh Ac]
Seat 1: pulgask8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: kgabes11 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ph1shman420 (small blind) showed [Ad Kd] and won (82560) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 4: jrenks (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: elviscast29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pellompogos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: McBride1983 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Peace187 showed [7c Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 9: nuggz25 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


i really appreciate it, bro

Honestly man.. You really make enough a month playing internet poker to survive/thrive?

SEREVENT wrote:

turned your losing streak back around now then?

DBBrinson1 wrote:

Honestly man.. You really make enough a month playing internet poker to survive/thrive?

you tell me

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