Dodoextinct
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Due to increasing product liability litigation, it is believed beer manufacturers have been considering placing the following warning labels on their products:

1.  Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

2.  Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot

3.  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to gag you

4.  Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting

5.  Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable carpet burns on the forehead

6.  Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invincible

7.  Consumption of alcohol may lead to you thinking people are laughing with you

8.  Consumption of alcohol may cause flux in the time-space contiuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear

9.  Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you can fly

10. Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy

11. Consumption of alcohol may cause the condition known as "beer goggles", a common occurrence that often results in one engaging in sexual activities with someone who is *apparently* of the opposite sex

12. Consumption of alcohol makes you think theres a toilet when theres not.

13.Consumption of alcohol makes you think you are driving really, really fast.

14. Consumption of alcohol makes you think that the lines are crooked on the road.

15. Consumption of alcohol makes you think that its really dark outside so you have to drive with brights on.

16. Consumption of alcohol makes you think that there is always a turn at every light.

17. Consumption of alcohol makes you think that the Red Light is for GO!

18. Consumption of alcohol makes you think that there is a bar around the corner.

19. Consumption of alcohol makes you think that there is more people around you when theres not.

20. Consumption of alcohol makes you think that there is always room for one more.

21. Consumption of alcohol makes you think after 5 beers everyone is your freind; after 6 beers everyone is your enemy.

22. Consumption of alcohol makes you think clothes are optional at concerts.

Thanks to BellusEndus for #11 and imdead for #12 - #22

EDIT: I fixed one speeeling error, and I am not fixing punctuation..I just simply CBF

Last edited by Dodoextinct (2006-04-30 05:57:00)

Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|6758|UK
Lol
BellusEndus
Make love not war
+59|6615|Edinburg
11. Consumption of alcohol may cause the condition known as "beer goggles", a common occurrence that often results in one engaging in sexual activities with someone who is *apparently* of the opposite sex
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6708
consumption of alchohol can get u laid
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imdead
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12. Beer consumption makes you think theres a toilet when theres not.
13. Beer consumption makes you think you are driving really, really fast.
14. Beer consumption makes you think that the lines are crooked on the road.
15. Beer consumption makes you think that its really dark outside so you have to drive with brights on.
16. Beer consumption makes you think that there is always a turn at every light.
17. Beer consumption makes you think that the Red Light is for GO!
18. Beer consumption makes you think that there is a bar around the corner.
19. Beer consumption makes you think that there is more people around you when theres not.
20. Beer consumption makes you think that there is always room for one more.
=|A mere Shadow|=
The Anarchist
+121|6618|Britain and Damn proud of it!

Dodoextinct wrote:

8.  Consumption of alcohol may cause flux in the time-space contiuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear
9.  Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you can fly
Several things have become clearer to me now......
imdead
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21. Beer consumption makes you think after 5 beers everyone is your freind; after 6 beers everyone is your enemy.

22. Beer consumption makes you think clothes are optional at concerts.
jonnykill
The Microwave Man
+235|6671
All of this - so so true . Alcohol is the root of all evil . Yet I can't stop myself from drinking it .
Capt. Foley
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lmao
Pfc. Leemus
Ownerer via the strategic use of bullets
+20|6600|N.S.W, Australia
Alcohol is the elixir of life.

23. "Consumption of alcohol may cause the appearance of large harry potter style scar on forehead"

It's a long story.
raz
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+22|6656|England, UK
Made me laugh on some.

+1 Karma
imdead
Death StatPadder
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24. Consumption of Beer makes you think a BarStool is made from NASA.
25. Consumption of Beer makes the best story teller of all time.
26. Consumption of Beer makes you argue over the weirdest things.....
27. Consumption of Beer makes you laugh like a little school girl.
28. Consumption of Beer makes you laugh when no one said anything.
29. Consumption of Beer makes you want to crawl and lay down on anything.
30. Consumption of Beer makes you vomit and you completely think its a natural burp.
31. Consumption of Beer makes you look and act like a 2 year old, with drool, saggy clothes and the works.


Effing A, gotta renumber...crap. No saying I know all this by ....er...anyway..

Last edited by imdead (2006-04-30 08:11:23)

section9
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I'd rather consume exotic pot of exceptional quality.
BellusEndus
Make love not war
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Consumption of exotic mind altering substances of exceptional quality can lead to appearances of pink elephants

Last edited by BellusEndus (2006-04-30 08:18:43)

Pfc. Leemus
Ownerer via the strategic use of bullets
+20|6600|N.S.W, Australia
I refrain from smoking weed.
I just perfer to consume an astronomically large amount of alcohol.
I have thy liver of teh titans.

32. Consumption of alcohol can make severe pain a laughable matter.

Last edited by Pfc. Leemus (2006-04-30 08:22:52)

herrr_smity
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lies ooo the lies
Vilham
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imdead wrote:

12. Beer consumption makes you think theres a toilet when theres not.
13. Beer consumption makes you think you are driving really, really fast.
14. Beer consumption makes you think that the lines are crooked on the road.
15. Beer consumption makes you think that its really dark outside so you have to drive with brights on.
16. Beer consumption makes you think that there is always a turn at every light.
17. Beer consumption makes you think that the Red Light is for GO!
18. Beer consumption makes you think that there is a bar around the corner.
19. Beer consumption makes you think that there is more people around you when theres not.
20. Beer consumption makes you think that there is always room for one more.
lol do you drink drive by any chance?
imdead
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Vilham wrote:

imdead wrote:

12. Beer consumption makes you think theres a toilet when theres not.
13. Beer consumption makes you think you are driving really, really fast.
14. Beer consumption makes you think that the lines are crooked on the road.
15. Beer consumption makes you think that its really dark outside so you have to drive with brights on.
16. Beer consumption makes you think that there is always a turn at every light.
17. Beer consumption makes you think that the Red Light is for GO!
18. Beer consumption makes you think that there is a bar around the corner.
19. Beer consumption makes you think that there is more people around you when theres not.
20. Beer consumption makes you think that there is always room for one more.
lol do you drink drive by any chance?
Haha! er....NO..Yes...NO.. Taking that test I really only remember the laughing at the officer part and peeing my pants as I pointed to something, I woke up in a cage.
=|A mere Shadow|=
The Anarchist
+121|6618|Britain and Damn proud of it!

BellusEndus wrote:

Consumption of exotic mind altering substances of exceptional quality can lead to appearances of pink elephants
Damn the pink elephants, Damn the nazi potatos and Damn the Wright Brothers...


Now if you will excuse me i have to smoke this rather excellent spliff, courtesy of Great British Columbia and my nan (i love her so)

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