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About half, I'd say. My responses to the commandments, in bold:SEREMAKER wrote:
the 1st ten is just fine
ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.' no u
TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.' no u
THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.' no u
FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.' no u
FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.' k
SIX: 'You shall not murder.' k
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.' no u
EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.' k
NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.' k
TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.' k
I don't know. I avoid (strong) beliefs. But isn't that one reason why something may be an artificial law? If it's against my beliefs, it's probably against someone else's belief too, what is the required number of voices for a law to become artificial?cpt.fass1 wrote:
Define artificial laws? like ones that are made against your beliefs?BLdw wrote:
What if I had to work very hard while trying to steal property of other people? Maybe I just wouldn't like to follow artificial laws. Would that be ok?cpt.fass1 wrote:
Don't steal instead work hard and buy what you want.
But for thieves stealing is their work and some of them might work very hard to get some bread to feed themselves. Earning your living as a thief (without getting caught) is probably even harder than working in a normal job. What makes people to steal if it's harder than normal work and carries a risk of loosing even rest of their "freedom"?
Flexible hours.BLdw wrote:
But for thieves stealing is their work and some of them might work very hard to get some bread to feed themselves. Earning your living as a thief (without getting caught) is probably even harder than working in a normal job. What makes people to steal if it's harder than normal work and carries a risk of loosing even rest of their "freedom"?
You're your own Boss.
Potential for high profits.
Tax free.
No official education required.
Mekstizzle wrote:
FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'
why is it ok to commit adultery?Mekstizzle wrote:
About half, I'd say. My responses to the commandments, in bold:SEREMAKER wrote:
the 1st ten is just fine
ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.' no u
TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.' no u
THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.' no u
FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.' no u
FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.' k
SIX: 'You shall not murder.' k
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.' no u
EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.' k
NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.' k
TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.' k
pimptastic?
cos there's nothing wrong with stuff like sex before marriage and all that
I don't even know what the last one means by covet, do they mean steal your neighbours shit? When I first read it I thought they're talking about fucking your neighbours wife and shit, then I saw stuff like Ox and Donkey... but then I remembered that this shit was written by people from the Middle East... so I'm just confused all around.
I don't even know what the last one means by covet, do they mean steal your neighbours shit? When I first read it I thought they're talking about fucking your neighbours wife and shit, then I saw stuff like Ox and Donkey... but then I remembered that this shit was written by people from the Middle East... so I'm just confused all around.
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yeah you're rigght but adultery is either fucing someone else's wife/husband or being married and fucking someone else other than your spouse. Generally considered to be the lowest of the low I believe.Mekstizzle wrote:
cos there's nothing wrong with stuff like sex before marriage and all that
I don't even know what the last one means by covet, do they mean steal your neighbours shit? When I first read it I thought they're talking about fucking your neighbours wife and shit, then I saw stuff like Ox and Donkey... but then I remembered that this shit was written by people from the Middle East... so I'm just confused all around.
Coveting - just means wanting. Coveting your neighbour's wife would be desiring her, his horse would be you want a horse like that, probably for pulling your plough rather than animal sex. These days you'd covet your neighbour's Porsche I guess. It means don't be jealous and desire what other people have, pretty redundant imo.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/covetMekstizzle wrote:
cos there's nothing wrong with stuff like sex before marriage and all that
I don't even know what the last one means by covet, do they mean steal your neighbours shit? When I first read it I thought they're talking about fucking your neighbours wife and shit, then I saw stuff like Ox and Donkey... but then I remembered that this shit was written by people from the Middle East... so I'm just confused all around.
Jealousy, tbh.Jaekus wrote:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/covetMekstizzle wrote:
cos there's nothing wrong with stuff like sex before marriage and all that
I don't even know what the last one means by covet, do they mean steal your neighbours shit? When I first read it I thought they're talking about fucking your neighbours wife and shit, then I saw stuff like Ox and Donkey... but then I remembered that this shit was written by people from the Middle East... so I'm just confused all around.
It's actually a good commandment, because coveting can actually lead people into blaming people who have stuff for their own failings; unfairly, more often than not.
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I think too it negates any fixation people may have upon other people's lives, and attempts to put the onus back on yourself to get what you want, and fairly.
That's one aspect, but it also includes any sex outside of marriage, before or after. Also how do you have threesome without committing adultery?ruisleipa wrote:
yeah you're rigght but adultery is either fucing someone else's wife/husband or being married and fucking someone else other than your spouse. Generally considered to be the lowest of the low I believe.Mekstizzle wrote:
cos there's nothing wrong with stuff like sex before marriage and all that
not in any definition I've ever seen, nor any commonly accepted definition.DrunkFace wrote:
That's one aspect, but it also includes any sex outside of marriage, before or after. Also how do you have threesome without committing adultery?
There where but moses dropped the other tablet, didn't you watch "History of the World: Part One"?Superior Mind wrote:
Aren't there like 600 something total commandments?
I got one,
Don't be a dick.
He who buys the pizza shall have the first and last slice.
That's generally considered out of wedlock, not adultery.ruisleipa wrote:
not in any definition I've ever seen, nor any commonly accepted definition.DrunkFace wrote:
That's one aspect, but it also includes any sex outside of marriage, before or after. Also how do you have threesome without committing adultery?
Another stoner one:
Whoever mulls gets first cone.