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2010-05-19 08:49:16

#51

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6729

that's the sound our PANEL of awesome COOL EXPERTS will make when they see how disappointingly UNCOOL even your smouldering ashes are

some people... just aint made to be, moab... just aint made to be

the miserable uncoolness of your carcass would probably suggest that it's genetic. or at least based on the molecular level. you can't engineer this shit.

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2010-05-19 08:49:39

#52

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6258|Vortex Ring State

2010-05-19 08:49:40

#53

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6706|Boulder, CO

I...'ll get my coat.

/stands outside in the cold pawing at the windows.

2010-05-19 08:50:55

#54

phishsux: +131|5390

FFLink wrote:
phishsux wrote:
FFLink wrote:
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you wear tight pants and spike your hair, no?

DENIED
You have sex with fat chicks.

DENIED

just because shes thick doesnt mean shes not cute. i was horny and she wanted my nuts. anyone in my shoes would have done the same

2010-05-19 08:51:05

#55

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6949|Devon, England

SonderKommando wrote:
FFLink wrote:
phishsux wrote:

you wear tight pants and spike your hair, no?

DENIED
You have sex with fat chicks.

DENIED
Ig started the group, you cant deny him. Also, anyone who wears girly jeans is insta-not

So that means your girlfriend Uzi's out, then?

2010-05-19 08:51:43

#56

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6258|Vortex Ring State

I didn't know Uzique could wax lyrical in a rejection message...

2010-05-19 08:51:50

#57

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6918|The darkside of Denver

FFLink wrote:
SonderKommando wrote:
FFLink wrote:
You have sex with fat chicks.

DENIED
Ig started the group, you cant deny him. Also, anyone who wears girly jeans is insta-not
So that means your girlfriend Uzi's out, then?

The hair makes up for it.

ig, im with ya man thick girls can be cute as fuck, and they can take a pounding.

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2010-05-19 08:52:07

#58

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6729

i'll be honest cause honesty is the best policy

from one COOL TROOPER to another FUNKED OUT SPACE SHOOTER:

i wouldnt have hit that shit with a cool-stick with a berth the size of the ARTIC COOL CIRCLE, bruh

although i'd need a bed as big to land that seal ashore

AHOY THERE

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2010-05-19 08:52:35

#59

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6949|Devon, England

Cute.

2010-05-19 08:52:51

#60

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5437|Sydney

Too cool the post in the thre...

oh shit.

2010-05-19 08:53:19

#61

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5732|Ventura, California

ib4l tbh

Have fun e-nolives

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-05-19 08:54:02

#62

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6759|so randum

-Sh1fty- wrote:
ib4l tbh

Have fun e-nolives

why did you even click on this thread

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2010-05-19 08:55:16

#63

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5732|Ventura, California

to post my "ib4l"

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-05-19 08:55:31

#64

phishsux: +131|5390

SonderKommando wrote:
FFLink wrote:
SonderKommando wrote:

Ig started the group, you cant deny him. Also, anyone who wears girly jeans is insta-not
So that means your girlfriend Uzi's out, then?
The hair makes up for it.

ig, im with ya man thick girls can be cute as fuck, and they can take a pounding.

damn straight. she talks dirty too which is like my number 1 turn on

2010-05-19 08:56:17

#65

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6759|so randum

-Sh1fty- wrote:
to post my "ib4l"

a post only slighly more pointless than your existence. cool.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2010-05-19 08:56:26

#66

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6729

everytime shifty calls us e-nolives i look at his picture and remind myself

milton, spenser and shakespeare invented comedic irony so UNCOOL'UNS like him could creatively pilfer from it

shifty is about as COOL as brandishing a swiss-army knife in a bar brawl

someone deport this motherfucker to GHANA he needs to THAW THE FUCK OUT

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2010-05-19 08:56:34

#67

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5960|College Park, MD

phishsux wrote:
SonderKommando wrote:
FFLink wrote:

So that means your girlfriend Uzi's out, then?
The hair makes up for it.

ig, im with ya man thick girls can be cute as fuck, and they can take a pounding.
damn straight. she talks dirty too which is like my number 1 turn on

i saw this chick at work yesterday, she wasn't fat just... yeah, 'thick' or whatever. real cute, I woulda hit it like a 747

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg

2010-05-19 08:56:55

#68

phishsux: +131|5390

-Sh1fty- wrote:
ib4l tbh

Have fun e-nolives

e-nolives? coming from you? g1c

2010-05-19 08:57:14

#69

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6918|The darkside of Denver

phishsux wrote:
SonderKommando wrote:
FFLink wrote:

So that means your girlfriend Uzi's out, then?
The hair makes up for it.

ig, im with ya man thick girls can be cute as fuck, and they can take a pounding.
damn straight. she talks dirty too which is like my number 1 turn on

The bigger they are the dirtier they are

2010-05-19 08:57:31

#70

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5732|Ventura, California

FatherTed wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
to post my "ib4l"
a post only slighly more pointless than your existence. cool.

I have a point to my life.

Do you have one - other than guiness?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2010-05-19 08:57:51

#71

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5960|College Park, MD

-Sh1fty- wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
to post my "ib4l"
a post only slighly more pointless than your existence. cool.
I have a point to my life.

Do you have one - other than guiness?

you're a fucking teenager, your only point is to do silly shit and get decent grades

ig am I cool?

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2010-05-19 08:58:20

#72

phishsux: +131|5390

SonderKommando wrote:
phishsux wrote:
SonderKommando wrote:

The hair makes up for it.

ig, im with ya man thick girls can be cute as fuck, and they can take a pounding.
damn straight. she talks dirty too which is like my number 1 turn on
The bigger they are the dirtier they are

i should text her and see if she wants to come blow me while i play poker

2010-05-19 08:58:24

#73

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6918|The darkside of Denver

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
FatherTed wrote:

a post only slighly more pointless than your existence. cool.
I have a point to my life.

Do you have one - other than guiness?
you're a fucking teenager, your only point is to do silly shit and get decent grades

Holy fuck i miss those days.

2010-05-19 08:58:44

#74

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6729

when we step away from the computer, we're fuckin' cool brah

when shifty steps away from the computer, he's still goddamn swiss

there's a reason they pioneered euthanasia clinics

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2010-05-19 08:59:09

#75

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6908

Uzique wrote:
i'll be honest cause honesty is the best policy

from one COOL TROOPER to another FUNKED OUT SPACE SHOOTER:

i wouldnt have hit that shit with a cool-stick with a berth the size of the ARTIC COOL CIRCLE, bruh

although i'd need a bed as big to land that seal ashore

AHOY THERE

I want to see this picture now. Where is it? I hope she wasn't Mitch's bitch sized.

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