cpt.fass1
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So I hear that the ten commandments are good rules written out by god, to live by. I say in this day and age we need to update them.

So BF2s Lets make new commandments. They can be anything you want then we'll figure out the best ones and use them to improve the whole world.

I'll start..

1. The first rule of the Ten Commandments is: you do not talk about the Ten Commandments
2. Only have as many children as you can actually afford, take care of.
3. Don't kill people, cause you don't want people killing you.
4. Don't steal instead work hard and buy what you want.
5. realise that your time on earth is limited so constantly try to improve the world and help people in it.
6. we are a communal creature what you do to others will effect your life.
7. Freedom of speech and writen word.

Last edited by cpt.fass1 (2010-05-19 08:19:36)

SEREMAKER
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the 1st ten is just fine
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cpt.fass1
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SEREMAKER wrote:

the 1st ten is just fine
Can't really add that, it's not a commandment.

Also you think the first ten cover everything and don't need additions or subtractions?

Last edited by cpt.fass1 (2010-05-18 12:56:59)

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Aren't there like 600 something total commandments?
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Do what you want.
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Superior Mind wrote:

Aren't there like 600 something total commandments?
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ruisleipa
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I'd amend your first commandment to something like 'only have a maximum of two kids' tbh....

how about 4) realise that your time on earth is limited so don't be an arsehole and be nice to people.

or something like that.
Marlo Stanfield
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Your time on Earth is limited do whatever you want.
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cpt.fass1 wrote:

Don't steal instead work hard and buy what you want.
What if I had to work very hard while trying to steal property of other people? Maybe I just wouldn't like to follow artificial laws. Would that be ok?
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Marlo Stanfield wrote:

Your time on Earth is limited do whatever you want.
If you really think that (and it is a truly ignorant 'commandment') I'm wondering why you have a quote from Nietzsche as you certainly don't seem to be following his philosophy in any of your posts. Or is it just cos having a quote from him makes you feel clever?
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You must be confusing me with someone who gives a shit.
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hur hur very funny. I'm guessing my second guess was correct then. Figures.
cpt.fass1
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BLdw wrote:

cpt.fass1 wrote:

Don't steal instead work hard and buy what you want.
What if I had to work very hard while trying to steal property of other people? Maybe I just wouldn't like to follow artificial laws. Would that be ok?
Define artificial laws? like ones that are made against your beliefs?
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SEREMAKER wrote:

the 1st ten is just fine
QFT ... they cover just about everything except investing in hedge fonds ...
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Pochsy
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Somebody post that George Carlin bit.

EDIT-

got it.



I'll go with this.

Last edited by Pochsy (2010-05-18 15:08:09)

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Dilbert_X wrote:

If you're an elected official you may not lie, take bribes, give favours - Penalty stoning to death (Rocks, not pot)
I always thought being slowly fed to a tree shredder was a good punishment for those people.
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.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

If you're an elected official you may not lie, take bribes, give favours - Penalty stoning to death (Rocks, not pot)
I always thought being slowly fed to a tree shredder was a good punishment for those people.
I'm more old school TBH.
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eleven bravo wrote:

The first rule of the Ten Commandments is: you do not talk about the Ten Commandments
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Pochsy wrote:

Somebody post that George Carlin bit.

EDIT-

got it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzEs2nj7iZM

I'll go with this.
fucking great, never seen that before
DrunkFace
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SEREMAKER wrote:

the 1st ten is just fine
Have you actually read them?

Cause I'm gong to go by the assumption that you're intelligent and therefore not religious... Which means about 5 of 10 commandments are totally pointless.

That goes for anyone. Because I keep hearing from random (religious and non religious) people that following the 10 commandments is a good way to live your life, and I'm willing to bet 95% of them could not name more the 4 or 5.

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