Yeah this, try and push your finger in her bum hole too, she'll love that, girls go wild for it.mtb0minime wrote:
I'm being dead serious. Do it.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I can never tell when you guys are being serious or not.mtb0minime wrote:
It's make-or-break time, Shifty. Next time you're alone with her just start making out with her. You can't afford to take it slow with her. Gotta make your move before he does.
Besides, it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done.
Dude, you just ruined it.baggs wrote:
Yeah this, try and push your finger in her bum hole too, she'll love that, girls go wild for it.mtb0minime wrote:
I'm being dead serious. Do it.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I can never tell when you guys are being serious or not.
Besides, it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done.
It could have been beautiful, now it's just going to be rape.

I disagree, Megan's Law is a bitch.mtb0minime wrote:
I'm being dead serious. Do it.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I can never tell when you guys are being serious or not.mtb0minime wrote:
It's make-or-break time, Shifty. Next time you're alone with her just start making out with her. You can't afford to take it slow with her. Gotta make your move before he does.
Besides, it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done.
Intentionally left with blueballs....
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Ghandi!?Flecco wrote:
Intentionally left with blueballs....
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lolwat mtb?
I meant she left me like that. On purpose.
I meant she left me like that. On purpose.
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Did you do something wrong?Flecco wrote:
lolwat mtb?
I meant she left me like that. On purpose.
No. She said, 'right, gonna be a bitch now but you'll last a lot longer in future if you don't blow your load now'. Jumped off and went to have a shower.
I'm left thar like wtf. Only been like 20mins... Wasn't even close.
I'm left thar like wtf. Only been like 20mins... Wasn't even close.
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uh... what?Flecco wrote:
No. She said, 'right, gonna be a bitch now but you'll last a lot longer in future if you don't blow your load now'. Jumped off and went to have a shower.
I'm left thar like wtf. Only been like 20mins... Wasn't even close.
her logic doesnt work?
Fucked if I know m8.
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should have cunt punted her tbh
She's a nice lass ay. No need to be like that.
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WELL DAYUM
I had a great day yesterday. So there's these 2 couches at the camp that everybody whores, except nobody was there except her and she asked if I wanted to play chess with her I taught her and we had a good time, by the end the whole camp was around us watching us play, including Mr. Retard. But I had a good time with her.
I got to speak with her a little more to. Today's the last day, and it ends at 12:00. I'll ask her out.
EDIT: The first two days I was pissed and jealous. Yesterday I was like, fuck him I won't let that douche affect me. So I was just cheerful the whole day and damn did it work.
Brad 1 - Douche 0
I FUCKING LOVE THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE when he walked up to sit next to her but I was already there. That fucking look was PRICELESS.
I had a great day yesterday. So there's these 2 couches at the camp that everybody whores, except nobody was there except her and she asked if I wanted to play chess with her I taught her and we had a good time, by the end the whole camp was around us watching us play, including Mr. Retard. But I had a good time with her.
I got to speak with her a little more to. Today's the last day, and it ends at 12:00. I'll ask her out.
EDIT: The first two days I was pissed and jealous. Yesterday I was like, fuck him I won't let that douche affect me. So I was just cheerful the whole day and damn did it work.
Brad 1 - Douche 0
I FUCKING LOVE THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE when he walked up to sit next to her but I was already there. That fucking look was PRICELESS.
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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Just kiss her bud.
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I can't just walk up to her and kiss her.
Details pl0x?
Details pl0x?
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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
walk, pucker, suck
Just when I thought I can handle all this my ex sms'd me to ask how I'm going and a very subtle hint at catching up. Now I can't stop thinking about her.
I did to my current gf bud.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I can't just walk up to her and kiss her.
Details pl0x?
If she digs you it will have a great effect. If she doesn't, well shit, better to have had a shot than not. Wont take long to work out if she digs it because if she doesn't, she'll let you know straight away.
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Well do you still like her Jaekus?
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As said previously, probably best to steer clear man.Jaekus wrote:
Just when I thought I can handle all this my ex sms'd me to ask how I'm going and a very subtle hint at catching up. Now I can't stop thinking about her.
Who knows, up to you but from what I've gathered she sounds kinda confused.
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which is never goodFlecco wrote:
As said previously, probably best to steer clear man.Jaekus wrote:
Just when I thought I can handle all this my ex sms'd me to ask how I'm going and a very subtle hint at catching up. Now I can't stop thinking about her.
Who knows, up to you but from what I've gathered she sounds kinda confused.
Yeah I still like her.
2 minutes after I posted that above there she sent me an sms "We should catch up sometime".
I can't steer clear of her, she lives nearby and some of my very best friends are also her very best friends.
She's got a lot on her plate and she's doing what she can to deal with them. She's not the sort of person to use others emotionally, if anything she'll pretend everything's ok when it's not really.
I guess I can't just let her go that easily. Time will tell either way I guess.
2 minutes after I posted that above there she sent me an sms "We should catch up sometime".
I can't steer clear of her, she lives nearby and some of my very best friends are also her very best friends.
She's got a lot on her plate and she's doing what she can to deal with them. She's not the sort of person to use others emotionally, if anything she'll pretend everything's ok when it's not really.
I guess I can't just let her go that easily. Time will tell either way I guess.
I dont know the girl, but out of all my relationships, cutting the ties is the best way.
Jaekus just gave an honest talk with her. She was your girl friend so you two should see eye to eye. Just talk to her about how you feel and see what happens from there.
That's what I would do, but I've yet to have a GF, for the record.
That's what I would do, but I've yet to have a GF, for the record.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
It's not that simple though. I'm a bit confused as to what I want too. I just needed to vent a little.
I don't really want to cut ties, but I've been keeping a distance so I can focus on myself and not a relationship.
I don't really want to cut ties, but I've been keeping a distance so I can focus on myself and not a relationship.