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Women 400+ Hous of sex with since 2005 would NOT suck with....

Ashlee Simpson
Penelope Cruz
Halle Berry
Anna Kournikova
Jennifer Garner
  Faith Hill
Lindsay Lohan
Hillary Duff
Marisa Tomei
Renee Zellweger
and of course...  My Wife......  (THats kind a of a Requirement...)


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Impaqt wrote:

Women 400+ Hous of sex with since 2005 would NOT suck with....

Ashlee Simpson
Penelope Cruz
Halle Berry
Anna Kournikova
Jennifer Garner
  Faith Hill
Lindsay Lohan
Hillary Duff
Marisa Tomei
Renee Zellweger
and of course...  My Wife......  (THats kind a of a Requirement...)


What was the rest of the Post?

U mised Jessica Alba ( my number one choice )

and Anna Kourinkova aeent all that we have better weemen then that in ukrain

peace Boris

badhq wrote:

Happy fragging!

I agree, I know when I get tired of Special Forces (never) I will have Euro Force to play, so hopfully I will get as much play time with Battlefield as I did with Counter Strike Source. Mind you, most people only play as the Middle Eastern army, or the USMC, all they have to do is find a populated server running Daqing Oilfields for a change of scenery.

+1 for the excellent post...!

Citizen One wrote:

badhq wrote:

Happy fragging!

I agree, I know when I get tired of Special Forces (never) I will have Euro Force to play, so hopfully I will get as much play time with Battlefield as I did with Counter Strike Source. Mind you, most people only play as the Middle Eastern army, or the USMC, all they have to do is find a populated server running Daqing Oilfields for a change of scenery.

Deagin Oilfieldsand Opp Clean sweap Must be 1 of my Fav Maps . Peace Boris

usmarine2005 wrote:

To make BF2 fun, search for names on here and look to see what servers they are on, and then go hunt them down......plenty-o-fun.

Agree

"Really, 400 hours of SEX with the same woman since June 2005 would start to suck too, no matter how hot she might be or how many things you try, so let's be realistic here."

Um... I'm going to have go ahead and disagree with you there. Either you're a woman or you're gay.

badhq wrote:

jonnykill wrote:

" At first it is a clean, comfortable and pleasent thing.  After a while it just stinks."

Same could be said of sex after humping for 3 hours

Not For me Me bro My first time was so shit I wish I never done it, on the first place. It was cold, lasted Wooping 10 secs, I dident know what I was doing No did she, on top of all that I got slaped round the head for been late getin home .

So No first time was shit for me and I'm sure for many others. Peace Boris

I didn't know we were talking about the first time lol

My first time went like this . ( trying to make things happen ) she's like " no , not  there , no ....down more ............down .......ummmmm that's TOO far down - up more ..........up .........THERE YA GO BIG BOY ! "

I was so humilitaed I almost gave up . But I didn't Onlt thing kept me going was Metalica's Ride the lgihtning hahahahahah . After 30 seconds I was a made man

I wonder at what page will this thread officially become 50% responses to his statement "Really, 400 hours of SEX with the same woman since June 2005 would start to suck"

I'm guessing page 6. Bets anyone?

[netsas]knight wrote:

badhq wrote:

Impaqt wrote:

Women 400+ Hous of sex with since 2005 would NOT suck with....

Ashlee Simpson
Penelope Cruz
Halle Berry
Anna Kournikova
Jennifer Garner
  Faith Hill
Lindsay Lohan
Hillary Duff
Marisa Tomei
Renee Zellweger
and of course...  My Wife......  (THats kind a of a Requirement...)


What was the rest of the Post?

U mised Jessica Alba ( my number one choice )

and Anna Kourinkova aeent all that we have better weemen then that in ukrain

peace Boris

u also missed

kate winslet
gillian anderson
Kate beckinsale
racheal weiss

and the bird who played 7 of 9 in start trek voyager

Jerri Ryan!  How could I forget her....   She's local to me as well.....  Chicagoland native.  Nice additions!  +1 for you!

jonnykill wrote:

badhq wrote:

jonnykill wrote:

" At first it is a clean, comfortable and pleasent thing.  After a while it just stinks."

Same could be said of sex after humping for 3 hours

Not For me Me bro My first time was so shit I wish I never done it, on the first place. It was cold, lasted Wooping 10 secs, I dident know what I was doing No did she, on top of all that I got slaped round the head for been late getin home .

So No first time was shit for me and I'm sure for many others. Peace Boris

I didn't know we were talking about the first time lol

My first time went like this . ( trying to make things happen ) she's like " no , not  there , no ....down more ............down .......ummmmm that's TOO far down - up more ..........up .........THERE YA GO BIG BOY ! "

I was so humilitaed I almost gave up . But I didn't Onlt thing kept me going was Metalica's Ride the lgihtning hahahahahah . After 30 seconds I was a made man

Imfao hahaha +1