krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7147|Great Brown North

Wreckognize wrote:

There's no such thing as failure, only feedback.  Learn from your mistakes.
well unless she shoots you in the head anyway
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5841|Ventura, California
I'll be going back to camp soon.

That douche is still spending all his fucking time with her.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6990|Little Bentcock
well go spend all your fucking time with her
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5841|Ventura, California
Every time I was alone with her, every fucking time the guy would come and then they'd start talking n shit and smiling. Why can't I make her fucking smile, we used to chat and laugh all the time. Now this douche comes along and I'm a replacement.

God, he's a good friend but I'd still like to see him hit by a freight train sometimes
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6733|California

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I'll be going back to camp soon.

That douche is still spending all his fucking time with her.
go up to her when shes with him, take off your fucking glasses to show her you mean serious fucking business and you aren't fucking around.!!!!!
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7089|Sydney, Australia
Jesus christ shifty. You won't be aware of it, but if you are getting all bothered over him spending time with her, then you will be giving off very obvious and negative non-verbal signals. You are shooting yourself in the foot on this one, whether you like it or not.

In conclusion:

Lai wrote:

Sh1fty, lower your expectations and don't focus on the girl too much. Try to have a good time at the camp in general, if you focus on the girl too much ... it fails
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7022

It's make-or-break time, Shifty. Next time you're alone with her just start making out with her. You can't afford to take it slow with her. Gotta make your move before he does.

I once saw the following conversation on a forum:

user A wrote:

Out of the fucking blue, kiss her and grope her.

user B wrote:

I can't really decide, but if someone did this to me and
    (a) I didn't have a boyfriend
    (b) I'd at least seen the guy around before
    (b.5) I at least knew something about him, whether it be from hearing him talk in class or just knowing that he's not creepy, weird and/or mentally retarded and
     (c) was at least somewhat attractive

    ...it would probably end well for him.
So man up and do it before the other guy does. You've only yourself to blame if he gets her before you.

And if things don't work out, so what? You still got to molest her.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5841|Ventura, California

mtb0minime wrote:

It's make-or-break time, Shifty. Next time you're alone with her just start making out with her. You can't afford to take it slow with her. Gotta make your move before he does.
I can never tell when you guys are being serious or not.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7089|Sydney, Australia

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I can never tell when you guys are being serious or not.
I am..
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6733|California
im fucking serious
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5841|Ventura, California
I'm fucking serious too when I say I only wear my glasses for reading. So I'm already a step ahead of your plan.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6990|Little Bentcock
Srs
Rohirm
Fear is a Leash
+85|6539|New Austin, Not
Sh1fty, time to man the fuck up and take what is yours before the other guy makes his move. If he does, game over man. GAME OVER.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5841|Ventura, California
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!

Wish my mom could take me to the fucking hospital already for those antibiotics so I can get to the fucking camp and see her again.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6990|Little Bentcock
walk
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6733|California

-Sh1fty- wrote:

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!

Wish my mom could take me to the fucking hospital already for those antibiotics so I can get to the fucking camp and see her again.
fuck no bitch, show up to her with your scars and wounds, and tell her that you scraped more than your knees and arms for her, you tore a hole in your heart that only she can heal


slam
it works on all the girls
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5841|Ventura, California
Shadow, you are truly one of my favorite bf2s members.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6990|Little Bentcock
and then fill her hole with your dick.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6733|California
i only speak from experience man
its the californian inside of me that does it
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6990|Little Bentcock
it isnt the bumbling nerdy azn outside of you
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5841|Ventura, California
I heard that guy might have a GF, I hope he fucking does, God I hope he has a GF that would make my day.

Well my mom is still on the damn phone, I want my antibiotics ffs.

Then I'll go sweep her off her feet and kiss her

EDIT: Speaking of kissing, damn did I feel good when she kissed me on the cheek when I found the ring she lost.

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2010-05-15 01:04:20)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6640

Lai wrote:

Sh1fty, lower your expectations and don't focus on the girl too much. Try to have a good time at the camp in general, if you focus on the girl too much ... it fails

Lai wrote:

Sh1fty, lower your expectations and don't focus on the girl too much. Try to have a good time at the camp in general, if you focus on the girl too much ... it fails

Lai wrote:

Sh1fty, lower your expectations and don't focus on the girl too much. Try to have a good time at the camp in general, if you focus on the girl too much ... it fails
This. I have fallen into this trap before, you'll regret it tons afterwards for all the time spent. And don't worry, sooner or later, she'll come after you.

Edit: Yes! do that.

Last edited by Metal-Eater-GR (2010-05-15 01:05:05)

=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6733|California

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I heard that guy might have a GF, I hope he fucking does, God I hope he has a GF that would make my day.

Well my mom is still on the damn phone, I want my antibiotics ffs.

Then I'll go sweep her off her feet and kiss her
or you could go for the guys gf but she probably ugly idk but ya go sweep her off her feet put some tongue action in their too
girls love that













lol
Lai
Member
+186|6518

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Every time I was alone with her, every fucking time the guy would come and then they'd start talking n shit and smiling. Why can't I make her fucking smile, we used to chat and laugh all the time. Now this douche comes along and I'm a replacement.

God, he's a good friend but I'd still like to see him hit by a freight train sometimes
Ehhh,.. I had that once, except that I did make her smile while the other guy couldn't. He still always managed to stand in between us as he was able to communicate with her, while she and I didn't understand a word of what the other was saying (which actually resulted in both of us literally cracking up laughing most of the time). The guy didn't bother me though, it was fair play, I loved the "duel" and actually felt quite sorry for him.

You know,.. why don't you ask her why you can't make her laugh anymore (not phrased like that of course, makes you look like a clown)? Might be something else behind it and if there isn't you'll at least show you care.

_j5689_ wrote:

Bevo wrote:

don't think so much

just do
As I said before, it doesn't happen that way.  Gotta use logic in place of instincts because the insticts are broken
Oof,.. difficult one. If it is any comfort it is barely any better for us with "fixed" instincts. Personally I find that once I really (I mea really) like a girl, my judgement becomes completely impaired.

The problem is I think that you're trying to understand with logic that with does not adhere to reason. You might indeed be better off going at broken instincts than attempting to make sense of it in by something that does not hold up. Remember:

Reinhold Niebuhr wrote:

Nothing which is true or beautiful or good makes complete sense in any immediate context of history.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7022

-Sh1fty- wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

It's make-or-break time, Shifty. Next time you're alone with her just start making out with her. You can't afford to take it slow with her. Gotta make your move before he does.
I can never tell when you guys are being serious or not.
I'm being dead serious. Do it.

Besides, it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done.

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