SamTheMan
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+341|5424|Stoke, England

phishsux wrote:

got like halfway to the phone store and realized my phone wasnt even charged

bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6595

baggs wrote:

phishsux wrote:

im ben

your name is Ben also? that i did not know.

sorry i thought adams name was also ben, fuck did i get that from?
It is. There's two Bens
phishsux
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+131|5415
there are

jord
Member
+2,382|6961|The North, beyond the wall.
jammin, rammin, retrospectively plannin

a massacre, genocide
homicide
times a million times

phish mate
youre gonna be late
thats just your trait
dissed
kissed
kiss of death on ya corpse
replapse into a coma
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6906|Little Bentcock
does that make me ?
baggs
Member
+732|6487

Adams_BJ wrote:

baggs wrote:

phishsux wrote:

im ben

your name is Ben also? that i did not know.

sorry i thought adams name was also ben, fuck did i get that from?
it is, wanted to know how you knew
Its just one of those things i know, i cant tell you how cause i genuinely dont know.

well there is three Ben's now, bugz
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6906|Little Bentcock

jord wrote:

replapse into a coma
is that the new kys?

I think it should be
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6956|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Adams_BJ wrote:

1927 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

hey everyone its me. im sleepy
What about the other 6 dwarths? Probably roasting fuck out of Ms White eh?  Dirty bitch she is.
wish it was my turn more often
Wouldnt say that in a cartoon gay bar mate.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6595

baggs wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

baggs wrote:

your name is Ben also? that i did not know.

sorry i thought adams name was also ben, fuck did i get that from?
it is, wanted to know how you knew
Its just one of those things i know, i cant tell you how cause i genuinely dont know.

well there is three Ben's now, bugz
no wai I'm Eric, Adams is Ben, Phish is Ben

I'm not cool enough to be named Benjamin

Last edited by ebug9 (2010-05-13 07:56:08)

Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6906|Little Bentcock
so, so im now right?
jord
Member
+2,382|6961|The North, beyond the wall.

Adams_BJ wrote:

jord wrote:

replapse into a coma
is that the new kys?

I think it should be
riac


yeah thats cool lets do it



do, sue it, fucking chew it
mute yourself, sell it on a shelf
you flower i exploited, no voices can denounce it


i bet your sore
gonna finish u off in

one two three


FOUR
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6910|UK
Just had my last lecture on quantum physics for this year ... it was a bit
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6906|Little Bentcock

jord wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

jord wrote:

replapse into a coma
is that the new kys?

I think it should be
riac


yeah thats cool lets do it



do, sue it, fucking chew it
mute yourself, sell it on a shelf
you flower i exploited, no voices can denounce it


i bet your sore
gonna finish u off in

one two three


FOUR
riac
phishsux
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+131|5415
jord
Member
+2,382|6961|The North, beyond the wall.
so let it be written, so let it be done

riac is the new fad



and yeh this shit is bad
rad
you wot lad
u look sad

heres some endoprhins

take em like a shark fin

soup, group, toopea hairpeice lyrical genieuce
SamTheMan
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+341|5424|Stoke, England
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
I got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Sam has
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 problems but the bitch aint one
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Verse Two]
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Sam.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me


99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harrasin' them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one.
Hit me
baggs
Member
+732|6487
how do you write/insert a 'tick' sign into a sentence?
phishsux
­
+131|5415

SamTheMan wrote:

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
I got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Sam has
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 problems but the bitch aint one
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Verse Two]
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Sam.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me


99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harrasin' them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one.
Hit me
basically this
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6910|UK
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6906|Little Bentcock

jord wrote:

so let it be written, so let it be done

riac is the new fad



and yeh this shit is bad
rad
you wot lad
u look sad

heres some endoprhins

take em like a shark fin

soup, group, toopea hairpeice lyrical genieuce
needs more fucksake mek
baggs
Member
+732|6487

liquidat0r wrote:

@baggs might help: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index … 844AADVl1H
cheers Liq, it led me to the right place
jord
Member
+2,382|6961|The North, beyond the wall.
fuck sake mek
if youve played mass effect 2, you know youre a GECK
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6956|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
That lil gay boy taking 'the internet by storm' (yahoo's words):  Is it just me who thinks he's shit?  Annoying lil cunt, fuck off back to ya Barbie Dolls and Sylvanian Famlies.  Oh, he's singing Paparazzi by Ladyboy Gaga
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6943|The darkside of Denver

1927 wrote:

That lil gay boy taking 'the internet by storm' (yahoo's words):  Is it just me who thinks he's shit?  Annoying lil cunt, fuck off back to ya Barbie Dolls and Sylvanian Famlies.  Oh, he's singing Paparazzi by Ladyboy Gaga
who mek?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6956|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SonderKommando wrote:

1927 wrote:

That lil gay boy taking 'the internet by storm' (yahoo's words):  Is it just me who thinks he's shit?  Annoying lil cunt, fuck off back to ya Barbie Dolls and Sylvanian Famlies.  Oh, he's singing Paparazzi by Ladyboy Gaga
who mek?
I like Mek, he's a diamond.  He's never annoyed me, other than being a bit of a tight arse with the Karma but he's pro 27, pro Cardiff City and often pro Welsh.  Im glad I didnt listen to the fool and vote last week though, telling me Plaid Cymru, every fucker voted and the silly cunts still couldnt decide who was the Boss till yesterday/day before.

I hope Mek when they all say 'Fuck off' or 'Shut up Mek' etc, your like, 'nuh'.

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