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Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I think I'm gonna cancel that cruise with the missus in late june. Gonna take a flight to Löndön and stay there for a couple days and take a eurostar to Paris, stay there for two and take another quickie train to Amsterdam for 3-4 days of funs. Didn't check the hotels yet but so far the plane and train tickets would total for around 447€ for two. Not a bad price.

Ohhh nice, branch out and visit somewhere else other than London, If it this direction I'll come and find you.

I doubt she'll be interested in anything other than the stores around Oxford street when I'm in the pub watching WC footy

Christ, you gonna give her your card or even the joint card to do that?

Jaekus wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Congratulations you old fart!

How does it feel, btw? I have less than a month to my 30th and it scares the shit out of me, not being in my 20's anymore..

Same. 29th this year so I'd better make the most of it!

Wait until ya 39 Don, then post that again.  Ya 30th is fuck all mate.  It dont mean you have to grow up though, Im never going to.

FatherTed wrote:

YOU'VE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

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1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Christ, you gonna give her your card or even the joint card to do that?

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I'm paying for the trip. She can spend her own cash on whatever tarps and birkenstocks she thinks wants.

Skills.

Reckon that birds got a Ginga Muff?  Ever played with one?  I have, she had pubes like wire wool.

Iiiiii think I've played with one or two. Yeah two I think. One had a neat trim (could be she had a dyed hair. wasn't checking out the fur itself but the accessories near it) but the other muff was screaming "Jeeves, fetch my weedwhacker!". Rancid.

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

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I'm paying for the trip. She can spend her own cash on whatever tarps and birkenstocks she thinks wants.

Skills.

Reckon that birds got a Ginga Muff?  Ever played with one?  I have, she had pubes like wire wool.

Iiiiii think I've played with one or two. Yeah two I think. One had a neat trim (could be she had a dyed hair. wasn't checking out the fur itself but the accessories near it) but the other muff was screaming "Jeeves, fetch my weedwhacker!". Rancid.

Can you remember a story I told about pulling a bird on a Friday night, nailed it, sniffed it, it fucking stank.  Proper smelly fanny.  Told all the boys Saturday afternoon what she was like, they went out Sat night I didnt.  They saw her, repeated what I had said.  Im sat there smoking one about 10.30, just ready for match of the day.

Knock Knock   (hang on, this isnt a joke)

I open the door and its her 'yakkkk yakkkk fume fume, finger pointing' kicking off with me over what I had told the boys (the cunts, stitching me like that).  To try and wriggle out of it, I took her indoors, calmed her down, nailed it again, sent her home.  She now lives opposite Mollie,  sent a few glances each others way but I havent spoken to her.  Her kids dont look like Me or Mollie, so they got fuck all to do with me, I do wonder if her gash still mings.

1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Skills.

Reckon that birds got a Ginga Muff?  Ever played with one?  I have, she had pubes like wire wool.

Iiiiii think I've played with one or two. Yeah two I think. One had a neat trim (could be she had a dyed hair. wasn't checking out the fur itself but the accessories near it) but the other muff was screaming "Jeeves, fetch my weedwhacker!". Rancid.

Can you remember a story I told about pulling a bird on a Friday night, nailed it, sniffed it, it fucking stank.  Proper smelly fanny.  Told all the boys Saturday afternoon what she was like, they went out Sat night I didnt.  They saw her, repeated what I had said.  Im sat there smoking one about 10.30, just ready for match of the day.

Knock Knock   (hang on, this isnt a joke)

I open the door and its her 'yakkkk yakkkk fume fume, finger pointing' kicking off with me over what I had told the boys (the cunts, stitching me like that).  To try and wriggle out of it, I took her indoors, calmed her down, nailed it again, sent her home.  She now lives opposite Mollie,  sent a few glances each others way but I havent spoken to her.  Her kids dont look like Me or Mollie, so they got fuck all to do with me, I do wonder if her gash still mings.

Oh yeah, the point to the story.  Ginger fanny, she had one.  It was well red and angry, like it was infected.  Was over 10 years ago now so couldnt of been.

One in France. I had some throat infection when I went skiing.

Chou wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

The last doctor I saw was a 15ft tall (well, w/e he was fucking massive), black French man. Now he was scary.

Haha I had a dentist like that once, looking like Shaq and with the voice of Barry White.
First I was like but then I was like

NO HOMO!

Open wide sonny Im gonna give you a filling

Chou wrote:

1927 wrote:

Chou wrote:

Haha I had a dentist like that once, looking like Shaq and with the voice of Barry White.
First I was like but then I was like

NO HOMO!

Open wide sonny Im gonna give you a filling

I knew this was coming

I should work in a Christmas Cracker Joke factory.

Open wide your going to feel a lil prick

This is going to hurt you more than me.




This is a beauty you ready.

What time is a dentists fav time?  2.30

I also had a dentist once who was specialized in pulling wisdom teeth so as usual I ask about a man's job and he explained to me he had a lot of practice working in Japanese camps during the war.. he mumbled something about prisoners and whatever..

First I was like but then I was like

We rule!

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