Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6827|Texas - Bigger than France
2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery
He’s no tea toddler

By Laurel J. Sweet
Monday, May 3, 2010 - Updated 1d 5h ago


South Boston toddler Jadm Moschella apparently thought he’d hit the motherlode Saturday night when, while out to dinner with his parents and stepsister, he reached for a glass and began drinking - a white Russian intended for his dad!

“It’s white and he thought it was milk. He took one sip and started gagging,” said 2-year-old Jadm’s outraged mother, Jessica Smith, 22, who immediately called police from her table at the Rainbow Dragon restaurant on West Broadway.

“I was so scared,” she told the Herald. “I grabbed it out of his hand. Jeez. Try to get dinner and it’s a crime scene.”

Smith said Jadm’s father, Albert Moschella, 35, had ordered the potent potion of vodka, cream and coffee liquer, while his daughter was waiting on a Sprite and Smith, a fruity sex on the beach cocktail.

Liang Hu, a manager at Rainbow Dragon, said the family’s waiter placed all the beverages in the center of the table and later apologized for the mixup.

“The kids’ parents ordered the drinks. Our waiter made the drinks. The waiter put the drinks on the table. The parents didn’t watch the kids,” Hu charged.

Smith acknowledged the waiter’s mea culpa, but said, “My son just drank alcohol. Sorry’s not going to cover it. I said to him, ‘Did you card my 2-year-old tonight?’ ”

Smith accepted responsibility for parental distractions as she said the drinks were served while she was gathering up the menus to give their food order. She said Moschella was reading his horoscope to his daughter from a placemat.

Paramedics responded to the eatery and determined Jadm was fine, and a grateful Smith said her son, seemingly bored with his Big Burst juice box, never acted tipsy.

“He’s a smart 2-year-old,” she said. “We go (to Rainbow Dragon) all the time, but I’ll never go back.”

Boston police spokesman officer Joe Zanoli said the incident appeared to have been an accident that fortunately ended well.

“The preliminary investigation does not show any wrongdoing by the establishment,” Zanoli said. “We will look into any potential violations. If any are found, a licensed premise violation may be issued at a later date.”

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I hear they have contacted a lawyer.  In the meantime, mandatory IQ testing should be a requirement to breed.

I'm betting this was a set up.

Oh, and why do I think this is going to court?  This isn't news.  Someone called the paper...I have a pretty good guess who.

Last edited by Pug (2010-05-05 12:02:04)

ruisleipa
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contacted a lawyer?? wtf. how on earth can it be anyone's responsibility cept their own. douchebags.
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cant wait till im a lawyer
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Mekstizzle
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+3,611|6906|London, England
stupid parents
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6285|The Mitten
last time they get served alcohol in the boston area.
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unnamednewbie13
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He’s no tea toddler
I want to pour hot coffee down the shirt of whoever wrote that pun.
SenorToenails
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Article wrote:

“I was so scared,” she told the Herald. “I grabbed it out of his hand. Jeez. Try to get dinner and it’s a crime scene.”
Crime scene?  Yea, maybe if she's the one at fault.  She didn't watch her kid, and the kid got into something bad...who knew!
RTHKI
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Judging by what they named the kid I'm not surprised.
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unnamednewbie13
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“It’s white and he thought it was milk. He took one sip and started gagging,” said 2-year-old Jadm’s outraged mother, Jessica Smith, 22, who immediately called police from her table at the Rainbow Dragon restaurant on West Broadway.

“I was so scared,” she told the Herald. “I grabbed it out of his hand. Jeez. Try to get dinner and it’s a crime scene.”

Smith acknowledged the waiter’s mea culpa, but said, “My son just drank alcohol. Sorry’s not going to cover it. I said to him, ‘Did you card my 2-year-old tonight?’ ”

“He’s a smart 2-year-old,” she said. “We go (to Rainbow Dragon) all the time, but I’ll never go back.”
Christ, lady, he's not going to keel over of cancer next week. The dad's probably proud, and she's having a fucking seizure over it. That's one of the areas Europe has over the US: fewer hangups over alcohol. The police? You have got to be fucking kidding me. If I was a cop, I'd fall over laughing on the scene.

I see a bright future ahead for this kid, being lorded over by a panicky over-protective mom. He probably won't even be allowed to have a girlfriend.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2010-05-05 12:21:47)

S3v3N
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+685|6804|Montucky
Actually, If I showed up on scene, I'd give the parents tickets for contributing alcohol to minors.

Then have said child taken into foster care and let the court decide if they are capable parents.


...just sayin.
DesertFox-
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+796|6970|United States of America
Dumb parents, honestly. She says he's a smart 2-year-old, but he apparently is pretty fast as well if he can get to a drink before they can react. No reason why she should have called the police, though. Meanwhile, your kid has a name spelled like JDAM but much harder to pronounce.

EDIT: Also, the father is 13 years older than the mother, what's up with that?

Last edited by DesertFox- (2010-05-05 12:30:20)

Morpheus
This shit still going?
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S3v3N wrote:

Actually, If I showed up on scene, I'd give the parents tickets for contributing alcohol to minors.

Then have said child taken into foster care and let the court decide if they are capable parents.


...just sayin.
actually, that sounds like a good idea.
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Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6827|Texas - Bigger than France
Actually the crime is a Southie drinking a White Russian
CC-Marley
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Parents are idiots. Call the police? Lawyer? Contact DSS. Please... never go back? They prolly would not let you back in. Dumbasses!
cpt.fass1
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+329|6981|NJ
Wait, what? the mother called the cops?

What a fucking ass hole.
ruisleipa
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white russian with chinese food...yuck
FatherTed
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jesus christ. i went on a distillery tour with my dad when i was like 4, and i accidentally downed a tumbler. my dad didn't sue, and i just puked up. shit parents.
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SEREMAKER
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so :

parents order 2 drinks - 1 looks like milk

waiter puts the drinks in the middle of the table

theres no listing of the child having a drink at the table

kid gets the dads drink - downs a mouth full and just gags a bit

mother gets pissy and blames the resturant








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krazed
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SEREMAKER wrote:

so :

parents order 2 drinks - 1 looks like milk

waiter puts the drinks in the middle of the table

theres no listing of the child having a drink at the table

kid gets the dads drink - downs a mouth full and just gags a bit

mother gets pissy and blames the resturant








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what the fuck is wrong with people?
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7002|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
"I turned my back and my 2 year old grabbed my drink!  IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!  I accept no responsibilities for my actions or inactions!"

People need to learn to watch their damn kids.  If your kid does something he shouldn't while he's in your presence, it's your fault not the fault of the person who happened to be doing his job.  Or better yet, don't order a white russian when you're having a family dinner with the 2 year old around.
Reciprocity
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1st: Jadm?  what kind of fucking name is that?

2nd:  As Sere points out, the mother needs to be struck hard across the face.

3rd:  Jadm needs to be stuck hard across the face.  You don't touch another man's caucasian.
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+1,755|6978
At least he drinks well.
tuckergustav
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+1,590|6199|...

I apparently was a beer thief at the age of 4...if you set your beer down for even a second...I was there to pick it up. 

Also, that 2 year old is a wuss..gagging on a white russian...MAN UP!!!
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Trotskygrad
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I ate the  vodka jello at my parent's party when I was 5, felt woozy the entire night. That being said, I love that shit now.
Jaekus
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+957|5464|Sydney
Where did parents get taught that these things are other people's fault?

Idiots. They should be in court for not properly surpervising their child.

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