Is it possible to bruise your balls? I got stuck in a traffic jam yesterday in cheap dress slacks and tighter than normal boxer briefs. So my undies and my pants where hella bunched up on my right node, I didnt pay much attention to it, i mean ya there was pressure but nothing too major.. But when I got out of the car my right testicle felt as if it had been given the ultimate case of blueballs and it still hurts today! wtf?!
Aids.
I knew I shoulda turned down teh shower sex at the gym...
Ice it. Then post a pic of your small peepee for the forum to laugh at.
testical cancer bro
steroids have caught up with you
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steroids have caught up with you
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Put some Icyhot on them to smooth out the pain.
Bengay works better.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Put some Icyhot on them to smooth out the pain.
dude its the first stage in roid induced nut shrinkage. time to start another cycle
Tu Stultus Es
might be a torsional twist or epididymitis. if it lasts a couple days go see a GP. if it is epididymitis you might wanna get you rprostate checked and maybe some std tests, just to be safe. Might not have anything to do with it.
I actually had a friend do that in High School, I will not be using icyhot on my balls.
Try some Bengay on 'em.
I (after being overly enthusiastic in shagging a girl last year) had bruised balls, well they felt like that, they ached like a motherfucker for about an hour before I fell asleep, couldn't feel it the next day though.
Rub maionese on the balls.
it will feel good.
it will feel good.
I mean it was def from the bunched up pants/awkward position of the car seat. I could feel the pressure on that area from my clothing, its not fucking std's and cancer, or roids.
ok, maybe its supplement induced? I run 500mg of Sustanon a week, but I havent fniished the cycle yet and I dont start post cycle therapy for a few more weeks...
j/k
ok, maybe its supplement induced? I run 500mg of Sustanon a week, but I havent fniished the cycle yet and I dont start post cycle therapy for a few more weeks...
j/k
I had a hernia
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man fuck that car and its ball crushingly small size... and fuck my totally blasted quads for making my pants tight around the upper leg...
lolololol i was texting my wife telling her I was worried about my balls, her reply was "well, you shouldnt have squished them"....
lolololol i was texting my wife telling her I was worried about my balls, her reply was "well, you shouldnt have squished them"....
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Go track down a weed store to cope with your pain since you have testical cancer.Uzique wrote:
testical cancer bro
steroids have caught up with you
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torsional twist could be it. A buddy had it happen in high school because he was screwing his gf too hard. Ball twisted in his sac, caused extreme pain to the point of throwing up and he had to wear a funny looking psuedo-jockstrap for a week. Plus no sex.
Frontal wedgies suck. It could be that your seat is angled down towards the back of your car that did it. I fucking hate seats like that.
Frontal wedgies suck. It could be that your seat is angled down towards the back of your car that did it. I fucking hate seats like that.
TWISTED AROUND IN THE SACK? OMG SYMPATHYYY PAIN.
At least he got it the kewl way...
At least he got it the kewl way...
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This (in respect to the car seat) its still a new car for me, and its only my right dongle. It actually is feeling better right now.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
torsional twist could be it. A buddy had it happen in high school because he was screwing his gf too hard. Ball twisted in his sac, caused extreme pain to the point of throwing up and he had to wear a funny looking psuedo-jockstrap for a week. Plus no sex.
Frontal wedgies suck. It could be that your seat is angled down towards the back of your car that did it. I fucking hate seats like that.
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Too much sex/too hard sex = bruised (sore) balls.
Or a football.
Or a football.
Sonder is...
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
i know you were asking for it:
pics or it didn't happen
pics or it didn't happen
Man, blue balls fucking sucks.
Genetically superior baby! Brucie made me LOL so much in that game, Tiger shark hormones FTW. But seriously the pain in my right nut feels much better now. Fuck that car and its frontal wedgie.Flecco wrote:
Sonder is...
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