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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Kez wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:


JakAttaK
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … g-eel.html

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
Nasty way to go, bet his mates don't mind it too funny now.
loubot
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legendary thread....my lvl of a warrior will surpass others
liquidat0r
wtf.
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Merged.
1927
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What about the poor Eel.  Sat at the gates in Eel heaven waiting to get in, all the others got hooks hanging out their mouths but this one just has some hairs.  What the fuck happened to you?

Id rather lie and say well I was on the way to a Swansea City game and got run over, than I died after being inserted into a Thai Mans Bum.
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was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him
fo sho
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ghettoperson wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

some fucked up friends
I don't believe that for a second. By the time you're 60 you're past sticking live animals into friends assholes for jokes. He blatantly did it himself.
I also thought it was slightly strange. But this is another culture and they were most likely drunk themselves or at least really buzzed.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
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