+1 for sure!
Lmao
Lmao
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Plus we'd get more jewels like:
Women, if you have a moustache please get it waxed. If men want handlebars they'll ride a Harley.
The easiest way to please your man is as follows: "If I'm not horny, make me a sandwich."
Women, if you have a moustache please get it waxed. If men want handlebars they'll ride a Harley.
The easiest way to please your man is as follows: "If I'm not horny, make me a sandwich."
U could also substitute "cook him a delicous meal" with "get him a cold beer"
lmao +1 for you
wife: "I caught you a delicious bass honey"Cbass wrote:
U could also substitute "cook him a delicous meal" with "get him a cold beer"
man: "sawweeeeeeet"