EE Chats April

2010-04-29 05:56:31

#15151

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6963|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mekstizzle wrote:
1927 wrote:
Can I fuck. Mollie can though, she only started learning English last year. She'll sit and natter to herself/Barbie dolls all day long in it, but you take her out and the ol Granny in the street tries to talking to her in it, she goes all shy.

Ysgol Gwaun Y Nant - Her school
that's how it should be done in wales imo... teach the kids welsh first, english second

Well about 10 years ago when we had our Assembly started up all the Welshies started banging their Harps about speaking the lingo like innit. Not that fucking lingo unfortunatly otherwise Id be a fucking pro fessor. So now they try and get every one being bi-lingual. Too late for us oldies but at least the poor children can still be saved.

No my theory is, when she leaves school she will be tri fucking lingual right. English, Welsh and either French or fucking German. She wants to work here, I want her too aswell but lets see if she can aim a bit higher. Dont that sound rude towards my Gramps and My Dad. Well it fucking aint, and they aint got accounts yur, and you havent got the internet in heaven so I can say what I like about them.

2010-04-29 05:56:42

#15152

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6779|Gogledd Cymru

Maen Mek yn pen pidyn

2010-04-29 05:58:42

#15153

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6763|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
1927 wrote:
Ysgol Gwaun Y Nant - Her school
Your daughter goes to Cthulhu school?
No mate, she's never even been to Africa. She has watched Zulu with me mind when all these Welsh lads started fucking up these Zulu Warriors.

No mon. Not in de Afrika. This here.

This little fella here is the boss himself. Don't wake him. He tends to get all pissy.

https://thecimmerian.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/Cthulhu.jpg

2010-04-29 05:58:43

#15154

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6911|London, England

The Sheriff wrote:
Maen Mek yn pen pidyn

pen pidyn, shit i remember you saying that awhile ago, it's something bad

2010-04-29 05:58:46

#15155

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6963|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

lol thats what Mollie called you on TS before wasnt it? she still remembers that. She loves swearing when she's with Me and not getting done for it.

'Dad look at that Knobhead sat in the shopping trolley'

2010-04-29 06:00:09

#15156

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6420|Carnoustie MASSIF

Mekstizzle wrote:
CammRobb wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:

that's how it should be done in wales imo... teach the kids welsh first, english second
It'll never happen with Gaelic up here, it's a dead language
that and when scots speak english it's almost an entirely new language anyway, so the unique identity still remains

Hahaha That's so true, when I was on a week long course for the Navy, me and the 4 other Scottish lads were talking amongst ourselves and the 14 or so English folk couldn't understand a single word we were saying. Brilliant.

2010-04-29 06:00:18

#15157

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6779|Gogledd Cymru

1927 wrote:
lol thats what Mollie called you on TS before wasnt it? she still remembers that. She loves swearing when she's with Me and not getting done for it.

'Dad look at that Knobhead sat in the shopping trolley'

Haha

And Mek, it means you're a dickhead

2010-04-29 06:00:55

#15158

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6921|Finland

So it's Labour Day / May 1st coming up, silly hats on tomorrow at 18:00 (Student caps that are in use in Finland and Sweden). Luckily I'm a van-driver for the entire weekend (helping my parents move) so not only can I skip the obligatory celebrations, I can score some points by driving over them jaywalking bastards. With my silly hat on, of course.

Just look at all those silly hats! They look like seagulls on the Museum Hill.

I need around tree fiddy.

2010-04-29 06:01:02

#15159

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6911|London, England

The Sheriff wrote:
1927 wrote:
lol thats what Mollie called you on TS before wasnt it? she still remembers that. She loves swearing when she's with Me and not getting done for it.

'Dad look at that Knobhead sat in the shopping trolley'
Haha

And Mek, it means you're a dickhead

I was gonna say dickhead, yay I learnt and remember some Welsh

2010-04-29 06:01:14

#15160

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6963|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:
1927 wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:

Your daughter goes to Cthulhu school?
No mate, she's never even been to Africa. She has watched Zulu with me mind when all these Welsh lads started fucking up these Zulu Warriors.
No mon. Not in de Afrika. This here.

This little fella here is the boss himself. Don't wake him. He tends to get all pissy.

http://thecimmerian.com/wp-content/uplo … thulhu.jpg

Its based in 'Lovecraft Country'. She aint fricking going there. We got a shop called 'Lovecraft' in Cardiff mate, if I'd taken you in there that day you left thinking differn't things about me.

They do have some very good offer's on leather studded clothing; I hear.

2010-04-29 06:01:59

#15161

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6420|Carnoustie MASSIF

1927 wrote:
lol thats what Mollie called you on TS before wasnt it? she still remembers that. She loves swearing when she's with Me and not getting done for it.

'Dad look at that Knobhead sat in the shopping trolley'

Hahaha when I'm looking after my sister I let her swear as well. It's quite funny when you annoy her and she calls you a nigger...

2010-04-29 06:04:29

#15162

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6963|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Don - Ya alright are you mate? I cant see any fricking hats? If ya van you got is white you can basically drive as you please, thats the rules with White Vans. Get a copy of 'The Sun' to stick in the dash, and get ya lips wet to whistle at every bird you pass 'awwwight darlin, show us where you piss from' the mandatory chat up line they use. Of course if Mum n Dad are sat next to you just wink at them

2010-04-29 06:05:31

#15163

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6763|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
1927 wrote:

No mate, she's never even been to Africa. She has watched Zulu with me mind when all these Welsh lads started fucking up these Zulu Warriors.
No mon. Not in de Afrika. This here.

This little fella here is the boss himself. Don't wake him. He tends to get all pissy.

http://thecimmerian.com/wp-content/uplo … thulhu.jpg
Its based in 'Lovecraft Country'. She aint fricking going there. We got a shop called 'Lovecraft' in Cardiff mate, if I'd taken you in there that day you left thinking differn't things about me.

They do have some very good offer's on leather studded clothing; I hear.

Hmm. Not the Lovecraft I was thinking, but hey, you only live twice. One for me.

2010-04-29 06:06:03

#15164

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6963|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

CammRobb wrote:
1927 wrote:
lol thats what Mollie called you on TS before wasnt it? she still remembers that. She loves swearing when she's with Me and not getting done for it.

'Dad look at that Knobhead sat in the shopping trolley'
Hahaha when I'm looking after my sister I let her swear as well. It's quite funny when you annoy her and she calls you a nigger...

Nah I wouldnt let her say that, I am funny with that word and other racial ones.

She cant say, Cunt, Fuck, Twat or Piss Off.

She let rip at the Swansea fans but didnt have the guts to stick her finger up with her back to them for me to take a photo, the girl.

2010-04-29 06:08:57

#15165

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6921|Finland

1927 wrote:
Don - Ya alright are you mate? I cant see any fricking hats? If ya van you got is white you can basically drive as you please, thats the rules with White Vans. Get a copy of 'The Sun' to stick in the dash, and get ya lips wet to whistle at every bird you pass 'awwwight darlin, show us where you piss from' the mandatory chat up line they use. Of course if Mum n Dad are sat next to you just wink at them

No hats?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … _Night.jpg

How about now?

I need around tree fiddy.

2010-04-29 06:09:36

#15166

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6760

one of the welsh hotties i hooked up with this term (i was absolutely so bloody in love with her, she was AWSM) could speak fluent welsh; her entire family could, like 4 sisters aged 12-21. madness. im not gonna say her name because half of you have me on facebook and i don't want to incriminate the poor girl with the crime of my company: but lets just say her name was just as welsh as any uncle '27 posted above. didnt have an accent at all though - she was one of those posh land-owning welshies from north wales. 10/10 on the hotness scale, corrr!

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2010-04-29 06:12:10

#15167

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6963|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DonFck wrote:
1927 wrote:
Don - Ya alright are you mate? I cant see any fricking hats? If ya van you got is white you can basically drive as you please, thats the rules with White Vans. Get a copy of 'The Sun' to stick in the dash, and get ya lips wet to whistle at every bird you pass 'awwwight darlin, show us where you piss from' the mandatory chat up line they use. Of course if Mum n Dad are sat next to you just wink at them
No hats?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … _Night.jpg

How about now?

Nice one mate thats better, I was squinting like a ..... (uh uh uh, Im not racist). Neither am I hobophomic but they all look like Sailors Hats (sorry Camm).

Why are they mostly that particular kind of hat?

Do they have to be White?

Do you wear one? Bet you look smashing in it, photo's would help.

Who makes them, bet they make a fucking killing.

2010-04-29 06:12:22

#15168

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6779|Gogledd Cymru

Cerian Jones?

2010-04-29 06:13:41

#15169

phishsux: +131|5421

i love people who fold their bb with 2.5 bbs

2010-04-29 06:14:16

#15170

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6526|Uk

Uzique wrote:
one of the welsh hotties i hooked up with this term (i was absolutely so bloody in love with her, she was AWSM) could speak fluent welsh; her entire family could, like 4 sisters aged 12-21. madness. im not gonna say her name because half of you have me on facebook and i don't want to incriminate the poor girl with the crime of my company: but lets just say her name was just as welsh as any uncle '27 posted above. didnt have an accent at all though - she was one of those posh land-owning welshies from north wales. 10/10 on the hotness scale, corrr!

time to look through your friends for names with no vowels in them

phishsux wrote:
i love people who fold their bb with 2.5 bbs

anywhere near the bubble by chance?

Last edited by mkxiii (2010-04-29 06:15:44)

2010-04-29 06:16:24

#15171

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6963|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uzique wrote:
one of the welsh hotties i hooked up with this term (i was absolutely so bloody in love with her, she was AWSM) could speak fluent welsh; her entire family could, like 4 sisters aged 12-21. madness. im not gonna say her name because half of you have me on facebook and i don't want to incriminate the poor girl with the crime of my company: but lets just say her name was just as welsh as any uncle '27 posted above. didnt have an accent at all though - she was one of those posh land-owning welshies from north wales. 10/10 on the hotness scale, corrr!

Ah haaa Yur he is, appening Uzi.

Its a funny fucking lingo though eh? Did you visit? I think Welsh shops can be like Pakistani shops that just happen to be on the corner of two streets. ie, the door's open ya walking up the street and you can hear - 'eh, Ivorrrrr, guess who seen down the lane with Myfannwy last night then', you walk in the shop and its 'yakky daaah, yakky daahhhh' off they go in their own lingo.

You fucking talking about me are you? Not that Im paranoid but thats what I think, its fucking rude as fuck man.

This girl Uzi ... ?

Lemme see a mo.

Welsh ...
Posh...
Owned some land ...

She's a fucking keeper mate.

2010-04-29 06:16:51

#15172

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6787

2010-04-29 06:18:46

#15173

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6790|so randum

i was shagging a welsh bird last uni year, and she started speaking welsh in the middle of it. p weird.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2010-04-29 06:19:46

#15174

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6779|Gogledd Cymru

I figured out what p.x means, pretty.

Finally now I'm p.

2010-04-29 06:21:19

#15175

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6526|Uk

burnzz wrote:
hi mark - i'm surprised you haven't weighed in on the real world fa©ts about trolling thread . . .

Hi Burnzz

mkxiii wrote:
thanks so much for informing us about something we had encountered for, on average, about 20 times longer than you have

mkxiii wrote:
i endorse this thread

pretty much summed up my feelings on the first page

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