Civil Engineering.
lawls looking for gov't jobs when the state is broke.
lawls looking for gov't jobs when the state is broke.
internet scamming and telephone fraud
just like any REALY nigerian
no but really, what did you mtb?
edit: lol timing
also no win for you mtb, DENIED
just like any REALY nigerian
no but really, what did you mtb?
edit: lol timing
also no win for you mtb, DENIED
Last edited by krazed (2010-04-28 23:15:55)
Here are my credentials bitches. NOW GIMME A GODDAMN JOB!!!
inb4\_/
inb4\_/
Last edited by mtb0minime (2010-04-28 23:24:02)
Went to UCLA and still can't get a job. Tragic.
Did you at least nail a bunch of those rice burners that they say engulf your campuses?
Did you at least nail a bunch of those rice burners that they say engulf your campuses?
Welcome to the Bachelor's Club, man!
I need around tree fiddy.
unfortunately no. I don't have yellow fever, or anything close. ...unless you count the yellow of blondies
mtb0minime wrote:
Here are my credentials bitches. NOW GIMME A GODDAMN JOB!!!
http://public.bay.livefilestore.com/y1p … Uw/eit.jpg
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inb4\_/
congratsss
That's too bad. I went to the MET last weekend and they were everywhere. I so wanted to take one home.mtb0minime wrote:
unfortunately no. I don't have yellow fever, or anything close. ...unless you count the yellow of blondies
that first one is engineer in training, means i'm officially not a noob anymore. but what i really can't wait for is getting my professional engineering license. then i can brag that i'm officially recognized by the state as "pr0"
(no but really, i do want to be pro... like a doctor or lawyer )
(no but really, i do want to be pro... like a doctor or lawyer )
Last edited by mtb0minime (2010-04-28 23:37:56)
9 minutes what the hell people.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6982
So, I saw an early screening of the new Nightmare on Elm Street tonight.
Well don't hold it in man! How was it?Superior Mind wrote:
So, I saw an early screening of the new Nightmare on Elm Street tonight.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6982
Spoiler (highlight to read):Ultrafunkula wrote:
Well don't hold it in man! How was it?Superior Mind wrote:
So, I saw an early screening of the new Nightmare on Elm Street tonight.
garbage
too busy loling on steam with you about sluts stfumtb0minime wrote:
9 minutes what the hell people.
HehSuperior Mind wrote:
Spoiler (highlight to read):Ultrafunkula wrote:
Well don't hold it in man! How was it?Superior Mind wrote:
So, I saw an early screening of the new Nightmare on Elm Street tonight.
garbage
can still post in the mean time zomgkrazed wrote:
too busy loling on steam with you about sluts stfumtb0minime wrote:
9 minutes what the hell people.
Wot? You dumped your lady? Now make a bachelor TV show.DonFck wrote:
Welcome to the Bachelor's Club, man!
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Ye ye I know what you meant you silly champion. Congrats on it anyways
If I ever get a tattoo I would want it to be a Nietzsche quote. I mean who else writes like this and is serious about it?
Nietzsche wrote:
I know my fate. One day my name will be associated with the memory of something tremendous - a crisis without equal on earth, the most profound collision of conscience, a decision that was conjured up against everything that had been believed, demanded, hallowed so far. I am no man, I am dynamite!
while discussing real dolls with mtb on steam
mtb0minime: ooh and you can buy costumes and clothing for your doll
mtb0minime: it's like going shopping with your woman, except it doesn't take 10 hours and she's not bitching at you the whole time
Krazed: lol
mtb0minime: i want a shemale with a 5 o clock shadow
mtb0minime: maybe for christmas i can get a whole set and play house
mtb0minime: get a guy doll to fuck me in the butt while i fuck the chick, make a doll sandwich
Krazed: bf2s post time
mtb0minime: ooh and you can buy costumes and clothing for your doll
mtb0minime: it's like going shopping with your woman, except it doesn't take 10 hours and she's not bitching at you the whole time
Krazed: lol
mtb0minime: i want a shemale with a 5 o clock shadow
mtb0minime: maybe for christmas i can get a whole set and play house
mtb0minime: get a guy doll to fuck me in the butt while i fuck the chick, make a doll sandwich
Krazed: bf2s post time
I'd want mine to be a Ricky Bobby quote: If you ain't first, you last.
Two years ago today, my beautiful RealDoll, Jenny arrived at my home. On that day, my life changed. So much so that I felt compelled to write this note.
Jenny's presence here has had a dramatically positive effect on me psychologically and emotionally. A far more positive effect than I had ever expected. During this time, I have done many things that I feel I would never have done if I didn�t have Jenny. I cannot recall any other purchase that has given me as much enjoyment as this sweet angel.
You made her for me to love and for that, once again, I thank you. You have created something truly wonderful.
Jenny's presence here has had a dramatically positive effect on me psychologically and emotionally. A far more positive effect than I had ever expected. During this time, I have done many things that I feel I would never have done if I didn�t have Jenny. I cannot recall any other purchase that has given me as much enjoyment as this sweet angel.
You made her for me to love and for that, once again, I thank you. You have created something truly wonderful.
Do her tits feel like bags of sand?
For the record krazed is the one who linked me to the realdoll site
And yes, they do feel like bags of sand
I can't wait to get one, my fleshlight is filled to the brim with cum. One might even call it a cumdumpster.
And yes, they do feel like bags of sand
I can't wait to get one, my fleshlight is filled to the brim with cum. One might even call it a cumdumpster.
they better not for 6-7k
"Optional Pubic Hair: extra $100.00"
Come on!
Come on!
I need around tree fiddy.