Favorite execution method?

2010-04-25 23:07:54

#1

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5920|College Park, MD

mtb0minime started that morbid thread in DST so I figured I'd do him one better.

Electric chair: pretty obvious what it is. A chair that sends an extremely high amount of electricity through the inmate's body, killing him.

Guillotine: a French invention, it's basically a blade that falls and slices your head off

Firing squad: bunch of people with guns shoot you

Gallows: yo head get snapped

Gas chamber: poisonous gas kills you

Lethal injection: inmate is put to sleep, then injected with drugs that stop muscle function, ultimately leading to brain death

Head crusher: mechanical device that literally crushes the head

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2010-04-25 23:09:02

#2

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6872

Iron Maiden or Drawn (?) and Quartered.

2010-04-25 23:09:37

#3

Marlo Stanfield: online poker tax cheating; +122|5381

https://www.virginiawestern.edu/faculty/vwhansd/HIS112/Images/guillotine3.jpg

2010-04-25 23:55:44

#4

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6371|what

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2010-04-25 23:57:30

#5

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6955|Oxferd Ohire

wait, i voted as to how id like to be executed...lethal injection or a similar method

but for other some bullets

2010-04-26 09:35:46

#6

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6932|Purplicious Wisconsin

RTHKI wrote:
wait, i voted as to how id like to be executed...lethal injection or a similar method

but for other some bullets I'd take the firing squad, quick and easy

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2010-04-26 09:39:42

#7

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6955|Oxferd Ohire

where do they shoot people anyway? head, heart, what

2010-04-26 09:40:38

#8

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6707|Gogledd Cymru

Heart

2010-04-26 09:41:49

#9

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6325|Birmingham, UK

RTHKI wrote:
where do they shoot people anyway? head, heart, what

heart

me... i'd want to have the firing squad too

2010-04-26 09:46:15

#10

jord: Member; +2,382|6896|The North, beyond the wall.

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2010-04-26 09:52:31

#11

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6955|Oxferd Ohire

heart eh. well i could go for lethal injection of firing squad.

right next to a bomb that would incinerate me instantly wouldnt be bad either.

2010-04-26 09:56:34

#12

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6715

i've never tried any of 'em. we'll have to have somene post that has . . .

2010-04-26 09:57:41

#13

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5477|foggy bottom

Ive had my head crushed before. I had to box her ears after I felt those teeth.

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2010-04-26 09:58:50

#14

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6325|Birmingham, UK

how quick does the head crusher work?

why didn't you include breaking on the wheel in the poll?

2010-04-26 10:18:55

#15

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Guillotine. We got one in work. 4 ft horizontal blade. Safety features include 'magic eyes' across the bed (pardon?) and both hands needed on triggers to operate the blade and clamp.

The clamp will hold the material down while blade cuts through preventing a spread. Picture 1000 sheets of thin plastic (credit card type stuff).

Well my Sister put her finger in the clamp, pulled it down (99.9999% hydraulics), took her foot off the pedal which brings the clamp down, and forgot to take her finger out, it went up, touch the blade and that was that. Dad caught us up at the hospital 30 mins later, bust into the treatment room, and pulled it out of his pocket wrapped in blue tissue. It was too late and too mankey, so my Sister dosent have the top/nail part of her right index finger.

I had my head down in my office on the desk and the kid we had on a weeks work exp is running round looking for me shouting 'Math ya Sister cut the top of her finger off'.

'Yeah right, fuck off and get me the spare bubble for the spirit level you cheeky fuck'

Oh shit, its one of those 'cool stories' int it?

2010-04-30 03:37:25

#16

Benzin: Member; +576|6216

The fact that there is a thread about this is quite sick.

2010-04-30 04:10:48

#17

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6718|so randum

I don't really have a 'favourite' way of killing people, sorry.

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2010-04-30 04:36:39

#18

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6903|United States of America

FatherTed wrote:
I don't really have a 'favourite' way of killing people, sorry.

Explain this, then: Assault Rifles 81:08:20 3,538 3,094 1.1435 20.49%

2010-04-30 04:37:46

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6718|so randum

DesertFox- wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
I don't really have a 'favourite' way of killing people, sorry.
Explain this, then: Assault Rifles 81:08:20 3,538 3,094 1.1435 20.49%

YOU WERN'T THERE MAN, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

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2010-04-30 05:49:48

#20

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6992|Noizyland

Head Crusher? Really?

I've always seen hanging, (Gallows,) as the most simple, cost-effective and humane way of excecution. Pull a leaver and their neck breaks, short and sharp. If you've got a hangman who knows what he's doing there should be no complications, (too short a fall and victim strangulates = not good, too long and his head pops off = also not good.) I don't really know why places opt for more elaborate ways of execution like Electric Chairs or Lethal Injections or... Head Crushers.

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2010-04-30 06:14:13

#21

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6715

firing squad is still an option, here in utah (see gary gilmore)

2010-04-30 09:13:55

#22

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6325|Birmingham, UK

burnzz wrote:
firing squad is still an option, here in utah (see gary gilmore)

not unless you were convicted after 2004 or 2005, i forgot the year.

2010-04-30 09:27:51

#23

jord: Member; +2,382|6896|The North, beyond the wall.

push of a large cliff is cheaper than gallows...

Not that I endorse elaborate execution methods. One day I'll probably be on death row and my country doesnt even have it...

2010-05-05 08:17:20

#24

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5607|Fuck this.

https://www.logoi.com/pastimages/img/firing_squad_2.jpg

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2010-05-05 09:28:45

#25

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5692|Ventura, California

ROGUEDD wrote:
http://www.logoi.com/pastimages/img/firing_squad_2.jpg

The blind-fold is for pussies.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

Electric chair	10%	10% - 5
Guillotine	20%	20% - 10
Firing squad	39%	39% - 19
Gallows (hanging)	4%	4% - 2
Gas chamber	0%	0% - 0
Lethal injection	12%	12% - 6
Head Crusher	12%	12% - 6
Total: 48

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