Sounds like some of you need a guide on how to properly wash your dick.
Page-per-inch, eh? Mods might wanna close before it hits 4. Otherwise we'd be exaggerating.
Oops. Close now and delete a few.
Oops. Close now and delete a few.
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now hang on there, modsmtb0minime wrote:
Page-per-inch, eh? Mods might wanna close before it hits 4. Otherwise we'd be exaggerating.
we haven't established whether this page-per-inch is during flacidity(?) or erect
ok close the thread
Erect, obviously. It's the only time you get an accurate reading.Mekstizzle wrote:
now hang on there, modsmtb0minime wrote:
Page-per-inch, eh? Mods might wanna close before it hits 4. Otherwise we'd be exaggerating.
we haven't established whether this page-per-inch is during flacidity(?) or erect
ok close the thread
Mekstizzle wrote:
now hang on there, modsmtb0minime wrote:
Page-per-inch, eh? Mods might wanna close before it hits 4. Otherwise we'd be exaggerating.
we haven't established whether this page-per-inch is during flacidity(?) or erect
ok close the thread
when i was 12 and found out that the foreskin was supposed to go all the way back, i started stretching and in about 1 year it was the way it supposed to.
If you're already 20 and it's that tight you should get it cut.
I love how circumsized people allways bring up the smegma in this argument...
If you don't shower for what, 3 days... you start risking smegma.. but srsly, 3 days without a shower gives you bigger problems than "dick cheese" tbh...
If you don't shower for what, 3 days... you start risking smegma.. but srsly, 3 days without a shower gives you bigger problems than "dick cheese" tbh...
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
When I was a young lad (~12) I didn't clean it properly, so I couldn't pull it back because it got all...well I donno...I just couldn't pull it back (never really knew you could anyway...) and then I started cleaning it and after always pulling back on it a little day by day I could eventually fully retract it.
Kewl huh?
Am I gay now?
Dude, seriously, in the shower, if you keep stretching it, skins adapts.
Kewl huh?
Am I gay now?
Dude, seriously, in the shower, if you keep stretching it, skins adapts.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
You're 20?
Bring the pain.
Bring the pain.
Go and read the previous 4 pages you thick twat-Sh1fty- wrote:
When I was a young lad (~12) I didn't clean it properly, so I couldn't pull it back because it got all...well I donno...I just couldn't pull it back (never really knew you could anyway...) and then I started cleaning it and after always pulling back on it a little day by day I could eventually fully retract it.
Kewl huh?
Am I gay now?
Dude, seriously, in the shower, if you keep stretching it, skins adapts.
Tbh you are the thick twat here Camm... but I've already given up on helping you...CammRobb wrote:
Go and read the previous 4 pages you thick twat-Sh1fty- wrote:
When I was a young lad (~12) I didn't clean it properly, so I couldn't pull it back because it got all...well I donno...I just couldn't pull it back (never really knew you could anyway...) and then I started cleaning it and after always pulling back on it a little day by day I could eventually fully retract it.
Kewl huh?
Am I gay now?
Dude, seriously, in the shower, if you keep stretching it, skins adapts.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
same herejustice wrote:
See when I was 12 I predicted this problem and started pulling it back to break the pain barrier myself, by the time I was 17 no pain was there and no circumcision was needed....seriously just walk around with it pulled back all day, the skin becomes stretched and then it slips back naturally....fuck getting circumcised.
/cringe /awkward
ITS MY FUCKING PENIS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!!FloppY_ wrote:
Tbh you are the thick twat here Camm... but I've already given up on helping you...CammRobb wrote:
Go and read the previous 4 pages you thick twat-Sh1fty- wrote:
When I was a young lad (~12) I didn't clean it properly, so I couldn't pull it back because it got all...well I donno...I just couldn't pull it back (never really knew you could anyway...) and then I started cleaning it and after always pulling back on it a little day by day I could eventually fully retract it.
Kewl huh?
Am I gay now?
Dude, seriously, in the shower, if you keep stretching it, skins adapts.
do you not think I've tried things in the past? Jesus fucking christ you idiot
Just getting an erection must hurt like mad then. How'd you make it to 20 without blowing your brains out?
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
getting an erection isn't sore at all, it's the pulling back.max wrote:
Just getting an erection must hurt like mad then. How'd you make it to 20 without blowing your brains out?
Staple your foreskin to the head of your penis so then it won't get pulled back when you get an erection. Duh.
Duh.
I understand your plight completely Camm, I have the same issue.CammRobb wrote:
getting an erection isn't sore at all, it's the pulling back.max wrote:
Just getting an erection must hurt like mad then. How'd you make it to 20 without blowing your brains out?
We're like dick brothers!
Hurri you had a boner for over 4 hours, your opinion is invalid.
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After I got my circumcision I couldn't walk or talk for a year.
It comes from the jew, it must be trueSuperior Mind wrote:
After I got my circumcision I couldn't walk or talk for a year.
That thread was a hoax!Finray wrote:
Hurri you had a boner for over 4 hours, your opinion is invalid.
good luck, im lost for words
idk one time i just got bored so i ate my own foreskin lol
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