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Kmarion wrote:

perfect tequila drinking music..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrOghHOrYLo
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Night-time would find me in Rosa's cantina;
Music would play and Felina would whirl.

Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina,
Wicked and evil while casting a spell.
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden;
I was in love but in vain, I could tell.

One night a wild young cowboy came in,
Wild as the West Texas wind.
Dashing and daring,
A drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina,
The girl that I loved.

So in anger I
Challenged his right for the love of this maiden.
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore.
My challenge was answered in less than a heart-beat;
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor.

Just for a moment I stood there in silence,
Shocked by the FOUL EVIL deed I had done.
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there;
I had but one chance and that was to run.

Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran,
Out where the horses were tied.
I caught a good one.
It looked like it could run.
Up on its back
And away I did ride,

Just as fast as I

Could from the West Texas town of El Paso
Out to the bad-lands of New Mexico.

Back in El Paso my life would be worthless.
Everything's gone in life; nothing is left.
It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death.

I saddled up and away I did go,
Riding alone in the dark.
Maybe tomorrow
A bullet may find me.
Tonight nothing's worse than this
Pain in my heart.

And at last here I

Am on the hill overlooking El Paso;
I can see Rosa's cantina below.
My love is strong and it pushes me onward.
Down off the hill to Felina I go.

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys;
Off to my left ride a dozen or more.
Shouting and shooting I can't let them catch me.
I have to make it to Rosa's back door.

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side.
Though I am trying
To stay in the saddle,
I'm getting weary,
Unable to ride.

But my love for

Felina is strong and I rise where I've fallen,
Though I am weary I can't stop to rest.
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle.
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest.

From out of nowhere Felina has found me,
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side.
Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for,
One little kiss and Felina, good-bye.

^Shmuck

ghettoperson wrote:

Well we did the Yucca thing last night. Holy fuck, it was ridiculous. It was incredibly delicious, and completely fucked us up. We had a liter of tequila between three of us, and we were dead. I think a lot of that has to do with it tastes awesome so you drink it super quick. I also think the dude in the OP imagined having more friends when you drank it... We had planned to drink it whilst watching Fear and Loathing, but we only made it about halfway through the movie before our drunken minds decided we wanted to do other things. Oh well.

Pro tip btw, if you can't be fucked to shake it, wrap the bottle in some towels and stick it in a tumble drier on a cool setting, padded out with some pillows so it can't move too much. Preferably do this with a tumble drier you don't own, and can deny all knowledge of in the event in breaks. It worked fine for us though.

liquidat0r wrote:

And there was me thinking you're supposed to lick salt of a girl's body, let her pour a shot into your mouth and then take the lemon from her mouth using your mouth.

GC_PaNzerFIN wrote:

1. Make few lemon slices.

2. Pour tequila on the glass.

3. Put some salt on your hand

4. Lick the salt.

5. Drink the shot fast and one go.

6. Bite the lemon slice.

Go back to 2.

RDMC wrote:

GC_PaNzerFIN wrote:

1. Make few lemon slices.

2. Pour tequila on the glass.

3. Put some salt on your hand

4. Lick the salt.

5. Drink the shot fast and one go.

6. Bite the lemon slice.

Go back to 2.

I agree with this method. Only I would pour the tequilla IN the glass