Eifa
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1927 wrote:

Fuck doing running and that, I dont do warm up's, usually have a fag while the boys go for a jog then I'll go smack balls at the keeper and warm him up.  Next season though when Im capt I will be taking the kids for a run and a lil chat, I doubt the 'old boys' will join me, it takes them 7 days to recover from the last game.

Moll's would look after the lil un, or bring him unall and he can look after her, Id have you as Finlands Number 1, a professional, you could both quit work then and get paid for playing.

Why the fuck did you have sand on the streets?
Nah, I actually like running. It's the sit ups, push ups and all that what pisses me off the most. I actually want to run the cooper this summer, hopefully we'll be doing that with the rest of the team.

Haha, I want to see the day when I get paid for playing
If all of us would be coming over then it wouldn't be a probs, would still have to figure out where to get all the money for tickets and living tho

And we got shit loads of sand on the streets because during the winter the streets have a way of getting covered in ice. And ice is usually quite slippery, but when you have sand on top of the ice, you might actually stay up!
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6960|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Ahhh the sand thing makes sence, I pictured some 'summer / beach festival'  Donald and Funky in Bikini's, fit as fuck the pair of em.

If you bring all the fit ones with you, preferably single then you can stay for free, the rest of them will have to earn the right to stay in my bedroom.

In fact, Id even pay for you flight if you set me up with the team.  It'll do em good to have a 1 on 1 with me and then a group session towards the end.

We could make it a yearly thing, if they do well in the league they get a week with me, they might not be able to skate much for a week when they get back but at least the new breed of kids will be humourous, good looking, highly intelligent, sporty, witty etc etc just like their Dad.  Then all we got to worry about is do they play for Wales or Finland.  That way the new Mums can come back every year wether they do well or fuck up, the kids will need to see me.
Eifa
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tbh it would be awesome to make a trip with the team somewhere, like UK to play ice hockey against some local team couple times and do something else on the side. The prob is that it ain't cheap. There'd be prolly 10-20 of us coming and everyone would pretty much have to pay for themselves, and I don't think anyone would be too happy with that. The flights there, bus to another town (more than likely), staying there, eating and more than likely all the shopping ppl would do = expensive. :<
As I said it would be awesome, we could do it before our games start or something but tbh i don't see it happening unless we get some offer and get to stay there for free.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6960|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Well Id help you out as I wanna go through your team like some dodgy virus.  The UK is expensive, my 'coaching' wouldnt be.  They could return to your great nation and tell everyone 'We've been to see The Guru'.

Tell them I have a (one of them smileys) offer for them.

It would end in tears, they'd wanna bring me back with them aswell, bless 'em.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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1927 wrote:

Well Id help you out as I wanna go through your team like some dodgy virus.  The UK is expensive, my 'coaching' wouldnt be.  They could return to your great nation and tell everyone 'We've been to see The Guru'.

Tell them I have a (one of them smileys) offer for them.

It would end in tears, they'd wanna bring me back with them aswell, bless 'em.
you have a offer?

they might want to bring you here, that's if they'd understand you in the first place
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6960|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Well Id help you out as I wanna go through your team like some dodgy virus.  The UK is expensive, my 'coaching' wouldnt be.  They could return to your great nation and tell everyone 'We've been to see The Guru'.

Tell them I have a (one of them smileys) offer for them.

It would end in tears, they'd wanna bring me back with them aswell, bless 'em.
you have a offer?

they might want to bring you here, that's if they'd understand you in the first place
Love is the same regardless of what language you speak.  Passion can be spoken by actions, which are always louder than words, while I think about it, ask them to keep the noise down.

Whats Finnish for 'I love you 27'?  Just so I know what they saying as they board the coach to return home.  They can return with sticks of rock, postcards, fluffy Dragons and squeaky fannies and I'll keep their pants.  Fair swap if you ask me.

And what do you mean 'might want to bring me here', they gonna find it hard to let go Eif's.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6158|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Well Id help you out as I wanna go through your team like some dodgy virus.  The UK is expensive, my 'coaching' wouldnt be.  They could return to your great nation and tell everyone 'We've been to see The Guru'.

Tell them I have a (one of them smileys) offer for them.

It would end in tears, they'd wanna bring me back with them aswell, bless 'em.
you have a offer?

they might want to bring you here, that's if they'd understand you in the first place
Love is the same regardless of what language you speak.  Passion can be spoken by actions, which are always louder than words, while I think about it, ask them to keep the noise down.

Whats Finnish for 'I love you 27'?  Just so I know what they saying as they board the coach to return home.  They can return with sticks of rock, postcards, fluffy Dragons and squeaky fannies and I'll keep their pants.  Fair swap if you ask me.

And what do you mean 'might want to bring me here', they gonna find it hard to let go Eif's.
hahaha, i seriously lol'd there
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6960|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
All I ask Eif's if Im tapping ya goal scorers arse you dont burst in and ask me where I keep the sugar, it'll totally kill the moment, you'll get upset and ya top scorer will have to book in for another session.  Im gonna have quite a few girls I need to spend a bit of time with I can tell.  They'll love you for it Eif's, they'll make you President.  Imagine, never having to carry ya kit bag again, ok them pestering you for my details will bug you, but it'll be like your the only person in the street with a TV and they all wanna bit of the action.
11 Bravo
Banned
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thread sucks
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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1927 wrote:

All I ask Eif's if Im tapping ya goal scorers arse you dont burst in and ask me where I keep the sugar, it'll totally kill the moment, you'll get upset and ya top scorer will have to book in for another session.  Im gonna have quite a few girls I need to spend a bit of time with I can tell.  They'll love you for it Eif's, they'll make you President.  Imagine, never having to carry ya kit bag again, ok them pestering you for my details will bug you, but it'll be like your the only person in the street with a TV and they all wanna bit of the action.
Haha, that's if we ever make it anywhere, which I seriously doubt.
As said before, plane tickets, hotel/etc, would actually need a team or two to play against, and it would have to be somwhere where we would be able to get to as easy and cheap as possible.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6158|00770

11 Bravo wrote:

thread sucks
at least we keep it inside ee chats
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6960|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Sponsorship Eif's?  Thats the only way really to get it subsadised.  Ya better off spending 800 Euro's on 2 weeks in Spain arnt ya?
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6158|00770

1927 wrote:

Sponsorship Eif's?  Thats the only way really to get it subsadised.  Ya better off spending 800 Euro's on 2 weeks in Spain arnt ya?
Difficult to get one, tbh. And atm staying there for a week or so would cost close to 1k each, me thinks.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6960|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
He was alright with it till he pictured me bang at it with another woman Eif's.  Perhaps it put him off his lunch, talking of which, thats where Im off now, Im bastard starving, gotta be something soft my fucking teeth are throbbing.  Stupid fucking dentist
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6158|00770
Enjoy your lunch, I'm off to get the lil one from daycare anytime soon
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
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11 Bravo wrote:

thread sucks
too many old people
11 Bravo
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Mekstizzle wrote:

too many brown people
yup
justice
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FUCK YEAH... lunch
I know fucking karate
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6776|Gogledd Cymru

Please tell me you get more than one cookie for £3.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6908|London, England

11 Bravo wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

too many brown people
yup
damn those fins
11 Bravo
Banned
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fat
justice
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The Sheriff wrote:

Please tell me you get more than one cookie for £3.
4 I think
I know fucking karate
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6158|00770

Mekstizzle wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

thread sucks
too many old people
old?
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6908|London, England
you didn't let me finish (no pun intended)

i was gonna say, except eifa

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2010-04-14 05:23:55)

Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6158|00770

Mekstizzle wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

too many brown people
yup
damn those fins


i'm not that young. but not old either.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

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