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mtb0minime wrote:

Morpheus wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

yah dude 4 sure glad theirs sum1 on the forum taht cn agrE wif me. hey were r u from? we shud hang sum time and like hav some coronas and smok some pot and then buttfuck. ykno, jus casual chilln stuf.

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Hi, I'm David Foster from Newsline, working on a series to catch Bro-Rapists. You have been identified as a Bro Rapists, and have been reported to the appropriate authorities. For more information, see the following link:
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Yeah seen it.

On a more serious note, I honestly seriously think there was some bro-ish guy who had a crush on me and kept sending me that video and telling me how funny and silly it is, as well as doing other suspicious things that were possibly borderline flirting. It was... weird, strange, and awkward

Morpheus wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

Morpheus wrote:

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Hi, I'm David Foster from Newsline, working on a series to catch Bro-Rapists. You have been identified as a Bro Rapists, and have been reported to the appropriate authorities. For more information, see the following link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

Yeah seen it.

On a more serious note, I honestly seriously think there was some bro-ish guy who had a crush on me and kept sending me that video and telling me how funny and silly it is, as well as doing other suspicious things that were possibly borderline flirting. It was... weird, strange, and awkward

Ezzackly. Hey, wanna hear another story of me getting hit on by a gay guy!? It's definitely in the moment, but after the fact, when looking back on those times, can't help but a little. I don't act/look gay at all, but I guess they figure they can change me.

Just finished filling out my application for an entry-level engineering job with the state. $4608/month is the minimum salary, which is a fuckton by my poor unemployed fresh-out-of-university standards.


Got a 90% on their online application/exam thing. 10 other people got 100%, 1 got 95%, and 1497 got 90%. Fanfuckingtastic. Job search is off to a great start! ...Meh but that's why you apply to 9001 other jobs and wind up having to settle for something else anyway.

Civil; the "easy" branch of engineering that gets made fun of the most More specifically, transportation; the "easy" branch of CE that gets made fun of the most


Last November a measure passed to devote a bunch of money to transportation projects like more rail lines and other things, despite the state being completely broke. I'm hoping all that money will open some new jobs and I'll get in on the action

mtb0minime wrote:

Morpheus wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

Yeah seen it.

On a more serious note, I honestly seriously think there was some bro-ish guy who had a crush on me and kept sending me that video and telling me how funny and silly it is, as well as doing other suspicious things that were possibly borderline flirting. It was... weird, strange, and awkward

Ezzackly. Hey, wanna hear another story of me getting hit on by a gay guy!? It's definitely in the moment, but after the fact, when looking back on those times, can't help but a little. I don't act/look gay at all, but I guess they figure they can change me.

bennisboy wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

I hate hooking up with girls that are way out of my league, it's depressing knowing they're never going to talk to you again. On the plus side, she has my number and I don't have hers so I can't call her and make an ass of myself.

Who cares? At least you got to have your fun, and even that little time with her was more than you could ever hope to get since she's way out of your league.

Ghetto - Who the fuck put you in a corner mate?  Dont you let any girl or her folks tell you you aint good enough for 'her'. You need to blossom like a Tulip.

mtb0minime wrote:

Civil; the "easy" branch of engineering that gets made fun of the most More specifically, transportation; the "easy" branch of CE that gets made fun of the most


Last November a measure passed to devote a bunch of money to transportation projects like more rail lines and other things, despite the state being completely broke. I'm hoping all that money will open some new jobs and I'll get in on the action

Lol, I'm doing civil engineering (and commerce) at uni. Hehe made fun of? Psh.. we make big cool shit. Who cares about playing with robots or electricity..

I like mini eggs, currys and Eifa.  What do you like?

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

I like mini eggs, currys and Eifa.  What do you like?

i just woke up. (again)
i like my morning smoke

Fucking too right.

Coffee and a Fag first thing, then another fag and then a poo.

In the past when I have had a Mrs I have brought breakfast back up to bed on a tray, whipped my pants off half way up the stairs, and as I stand there with the tray Ive shaken myself and made my willy flap, I find this very funny and feel it adds some humour and romance to breakfast.

1927 wrote:

Oh yeah and Pepsi is minging, ewwwww Coca Cola, the fucking real deal.  Its the shiz

i don't care which one it is, i drink both.
as long as it's the normal one, no fucking lights or zeros or cherrys or anything, ew >.<

Came back from lunch. Had a nice kebab burger with some fries. I'm full now. Went then to the Water of life-store to pick up a bottle of Scotch as a bday present for my dad. Got a bottle of 10yo single malt Bushmills for me too. Yum. And the sun is shining. Spring is a comin'!

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Oh yeah and Pepsi is minging, ewwwww Coca Cola, the fucking real deal.  Its the shiz

i don't care which one it is, i drink both.
as long as it's the normal one, no fucking lights or zeros or cherrys or anything, ew >.<

I care Im a bit fussy when it comes to coke.  Has to be fresh, ie, not yesterdays half finished bottle, has to be a glass or a glass bottle with a straw and can only be coca cola.  If Burger King give me Pepsi in a cup with a straw I dont find this a problem, but I cant buy the shit from the shop and drink it.

And as for cheap ass 'Rola Cola', 12 gallons for 76p, you gotta be kidding, I cant even look at the label never mind drink it.

You open the bottle and it goes off like a gay firework.

'fiz' - Hmmmm, is that it?